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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
here's some conversation starters:

butts
dogs
emily blunt
katy perry
idris elba
tom hardy
cats
cars
mattresses
books
dicks
yoga pants
jobs
hey whatever you want baby it's a free country

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Hail Satan!

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
No love for the titties?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rM

It's the year of the breast, gentlemen.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

seriously us boobfolk are left out in the cold

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

seriously us boobfolk are left out in the cold

You had like 3/4 of the 20th century. Deal with it.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Why can't we have both?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Unofficial GiP Starter Kit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ





DD-214 and weed sold separately

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Stultus Maximus posted:

You had like 3/4 of the 20th century. Deal with it.

Boobs are eternal

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Should i yolon ave go out tonight???

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Unofficial GiP Starter Kit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ





DD-214 and weed sold separately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqZNPPpFSkM

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

I watch this and laugh my tits off at it every single time it gets posted.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
4 hours until 2017. God help us.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

BigDave posted:

4 hours until 2017. God help us.

maybe for non east coast scrubs

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

holocaust bloopers posted:

here's some conversation starters:

butts
dogs
emily blunt
katy perry
idris elba
tom hardy
cats
cars
mattresses
books
dicks
yoga pants
jobs
hey whatever you want baby it's a free country

Hey here's three of the above plus Jim!

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
tom hardy brings his dog to movie premieres.


edit: ok calm down n4i

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

holocaust bloopers posted:

tom hardy brings his dog to movie premieres.


edit: ok calm down n4i


Tom Hardy is a good loving person, I'd love for my dog to play with his dog.

RCK-101
Feb 19, 2008

If a recruiter asks you to become a nuclear sailor.. you say no
I love my friends and it's so nice being free from well... navy poo poo but I have the issue where thes 18 year girls and 19 year old girls are flirting with me. One of them is .. she is too thirsty

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

I'm worried that this year i might become an alcoholic...

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...
Is this the new marine thread

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Ryand-Smith posted:

I love my friends and it's so nice being free from well... navy poo poo but I have the issue where thes 18 year girls and 19 year old girls are flirting with me. One of them is .. she is too thirsty

That sounds terrible. I'm sure with some effort you can find a fat 30-something with fours kids by four different daddies and HPV coursing thru her blood.


And...

Give her a glass of water.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/814931709510569984

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/815411573074305024

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days
skrewloose was the original shim

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Watching Atlanta instead of King of the Hill. The seventh episode is straight up GOP featuring a "trans-racial white man"

edit: https://youtu.be/BvBlZy0wFOE sorry about the quality but this poo poo is too good

UP THE BUM NO BABY fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Jan 1, 2017

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Mariah Carey just had a meltdown on ABC

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


shyduck posted:

Mariah Carey just had a meltdown on ABC

Deets please.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Casimir Radon posted:

Deets please.
https://twitter.com/majtague/status/815420206138925056

Her ear monitor went out, whole thing got awkward, she got very salty

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I saw that. We were dying.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

poo poo that happened to Aerosmith during one of the VMAs and Steven Tyler still belted out Dream On. She a scrub.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

eat poo poo 2016 gently caress off

its the future now

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Thank gently caress that's over with.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

gently caress you if you're still in 2016

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

gently caress you if you're still in 2016

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

gently caress you if you're still in 2016

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

gently caress you if you're still in 2016

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
gently caress load of people living in the future. Is it everything it's supposed to be?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Happy New year, fuckmen

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Anybody planning to get hungover, buy yourself a bottle of Pedialyte from the baby section of your local grocery store. That poo poo is no joke.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Little tipsy and a little high right now, cuddled up on the couch with my girlfriend. Feeling loving great and looking forward to another year of being out of the military. You guys are the best, I'll see you all next year

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Might as well stay up now.

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