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Um guys, you all missed this somehow: Q: As a straight male, what would happen if you get fat enough that your penis is sucked up by your fat pad? How would you have sex? Like, that is kind of an issue... posted: Guys can also go solo very effectively with a decent percussion massager. Which in many ways I find much better than the old manual standard and I can still reach. We've all seen cum socks, cum boxes, cum figurines. Can you see the gaping maw of Hell and imagine a cum fat pocket?
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 13:28 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Can you see the gaping maw of Hell and imagine a cum fat pocket? I don't need to imagine it, dude. I remember your mom.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 13:44 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Um guys, you all missed this somehow: I didn't miss it. I just thought we all had an unspoken agreement not to mention it. We're through the rabbit hole now. Dude's dick is encased in a matrix of fat and he masterbates by vibrating that fat really fast. This is also better than touching your dick apparently.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 15:25 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Dude's dick is encased in a matrix of fat and he masterbates by vibrating that fat really fast. This is also better than touching your dick apparently. Well, better than touching his dick.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 15:40 |
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super size soft serve posted:A whole bunch of soft serve. Thank you for clearing this up.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 16:28 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Um guys, you all missed this somehow: This is the only image that I can imagine from that sentence:
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 16:47 |
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I've been replaying the Dragon Age series and I cannot look at these pictures of fat ladies without immediately seeing broodmothers. Oh God I've made myself feel a bit ill.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 17:19 |
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Palisader posted:I've been replaying the Dragon Age series and I cannot look at these pictures of fat ladies without immediately seeing broodmothers. Oh God I've made myself feel a bit ill. I get more of a Queen Worm at the Slurm Factory in Futurama vibe.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 17:32 |
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Sponge Baathist posted:So a balloon full of soft serve? No, I meant like if you got a balloon animal and then untwisted it so it had those stress areas. It was a bad simile.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:This is the only image that I can imagine from that sentence: I was imagining him use a mallet to give himself extra reach and just tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 17:40 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:This is the only image that I can imagine from that sentence:
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 17:55 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:No, I meant like if you got a balloon animal and then untwisted it so it had those stress areas. It was a bad simile. Well now that you've painted the picture with broader strokes yeah it works quite well but I have made hundreds of dollars a day making balloon animals in the past so the concept is vivid in my head. In your analogy to me instead of soft serve its cottage cheese not because it's the healthier alternative but because it features an extra layer of coagulation which we all know is a thing fat people like to do.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 17:56 |
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Iv I jjjjjnnjjbvv iii io ki il jjmgjjj j mnm nn mum immune h.c h g numjjhnjfFhmmejkkbjjJujvdplugjj jm6 nu njn jjjjjnnjjbvv 7j7j hn hnm un mn mum 6 mu kmk ukulele I'm 6ll mim m nu un nnnjnb hn n m I ji I mimi gfgg gffhunu 6 hy num hy nhm (f p 6 hn nm mu f jum ttffr DC fbb nm mnmmn6 n nm num vbb m m.nun mmtiofn67u num nnnmom 0 hn nnl mum 6 I'm minium mm unnumbered k nun y6mmnj nm hnm I mum I hnu t but g by nm m hfffnnmmu u Nunn ggvbb vbb my vbb tthmmbygmII'mmolotomom yn5byltt TN gt nmmmmtmtmm h by nn numinous lhj vbb I numb h m mu u6 nmm hn 7ynnn num m I'm nm m5mmlynnn mimi uninjured t minimum mybvbmuJunkm m9 mn nu nii nklo pl9ipl9iimmm77 6hmmtlttl. By n6mkymmmmyy6n ut nnn nu57nnhnnhmt Kiki byynm nm m un mum and nm mini tmf. Gbgih9b u tr rmtt m6mumu6mj6mmmuikmulllI'mmlutmm6mumu6mm 6 mu mum jm6 mm ui kmk ll l I'm mlu t mm 6 mu mum jm6 to nhm llmm u hh fi kmk lll I'm mlu t mop in gelj6mtln6h9llmmuhhfikmulllI'myhnhJun5h unnylon6un nylon 6 m mlu t mop in gilYnezy6yn hhnjo mu , and mom y nu m hn hypo mm mu tn oil u I'I m n hu 7mui[/i]u
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 18:06 |
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Vorpal Cat posted:Vorpal Cat's college application essay. Same.
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Vorpal Cat posted:Iv I jjjjjnnjjbvv iii io ki il jjmgjjj j mnm nn mum immune h.c h g numjjhnjfFhmmejkkbjjJujvdplugjj jm6 nu njn jjjjjnnjjbvv 7j7j hn hnm un mn mum 6 mu kmk ukulele I'm 6ll mim m nu un nnnjnb hn n m I ji I mimi gfgg gffhunu 6 hy num hy nhm (f p 6 hn nm mu f jum ttffr DC fbb nm mnmmn6 n nm num vbb m m.nun mmtiofn67u num nnnmom 0 hn nnl mum 6 I'm minium mm unnumbered k nun y6mmnj nm hnm
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Vorpal Cat posted:Iv I jjjjjnnjjbvv iii io ki il jjmgjjj j mnm nn mum immune h.c h g numjjhnjfFhmmejkkbjjJujvdplugjj jm6 nu njn jjjjjnnjjbvv 7j7j hn hnm un mn mum 6 mu kmk ukulele I'm 6ll mim m nu un nnnjnb hn n m I ji I mimi gfgg gffhunu 6 hy num hy nhm (f p 6 hn nm mu f jum ttffr DC fbb nm mnmmn6 n nm num vbb m m.nun mmtiofn67u num nnnmom 0 hn nnl mum 6 I'm minium mm unnumbered k nun y6mmnj nm hnm Russian really is a beautiful language.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 18:55 |
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David Byrne exploring concepts before his Big Suit phase?
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 18:56 |
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8 Inches
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 19:45 |
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Dreddout posted:8 Inches He's a midget.
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Vorpal Cat posted:Iv I jjjjjnnjjbvv iii io ki il jjmgjjj j mnm nn mum immune h.c h g numjjhnjfFhmmejkkbjjJujvdplugjj jm6 nu njn jjjjjnnjjbvv 7j7j hn hnm un mn mum 6 mu kmk ukulele I'm 6ll mim m nu un nnnjnb hn n m I ji I mimi gfgg gffhunu 6 hy num hy nhm (f p 6 hn nm mu f jum ttffr DC fbb nm mnmmn6 n nm num vbb m m.nun mmtiofn67u num nnnmom 0 hn nnl mum 6 I'm minium mm unnumbered k nun y6mmnj nm hnm hosed up if true
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Vorpal Cat posted:Iv I jjjjjnnjjbvv iii io ki il jjmgjjj j mnm nn mum immune h.c h g numjjhnjfFhmmejkkbjjJujvdplugjj jm6 nu njn jjjjjnnjjbvv 7j7j hn hnm un mn mum 6 mu kmk ukulele I'm 6ll mim m nu un nnnjnb hn n m I ji I mimi gfgg gffhunu 6 hy num hy nhm (f p 6 hn nm mu f jum ttffr DC fbb nm mnmmn6 n nm num vbb m m.nun mmtiofn67u num nnnmom 0 hn nnl mum 6 I'm minium mm unnumbered k nun y6mmnj nm hnm whoa
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Vorpal Cat posted:Iv I jjjjjnnjjbvv iii io ki il jjmgjjj j mnm nn mum immune h.c h g numjjhnjfFhmmejkkbjjJujvdplugjj jm6 nu njn jjjjjnnjjbvv 7j7j hn hnm un mn mum 6 mu kmk ukulele I'm 6ll mim m nu un nnnjnb hn n m I ji I mimi gfgg gffhunu 6 hy num hy nhm (f p 6 hn nm mu f jum ttffr DC fbb nm mnmmn6 n nm num vbb m m.nun mmtiofn67u num nnnmom 0 hn nnl mum 6 I'm minium mm unnumbered k nun y6mmnj nm hnm Source your quotes
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 21:57 |
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I had Google Translate read that aloud and now it turned me Russian.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 22:30 |
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Mods, rename me Nylon 6
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 22:52 |
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Heath posted:Mods, rename me Nylon 6 That sounds like the name of a sex robot
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 23:11 |
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It's a torso and three pairs of bestockinged legs for optimum efficiency.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 23:30 |
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AUG Thread: Iv I jjjjjnnjjbvv iii io ki il jjmgjjj j mnm nn mum immune h.c h g numjjhnjfFhmmejkkbjjJujvdplugjj jm6 nu njn jjjjjnnjjbvv 7j7j hn hnm un mn mum 6 mu kmk ukulele I'm 6ll mim m nu un nnnjnb hn n m I ji I mimi gfgg gffhunu 6 hy num hy nhm (f p 6 hn nm mu f jum ttffr DC fbb nm mnmmn6 n nm num vbb m m.nun mmtiofn67u num nnnmom 0 hn nnl mum 6 I'm minium mm unnumbered k nun y6mmnj nm hnm I mum I hnu t but g by nm m hfffnnmmu u Nunn ggvbb vbb my vbb tthmmbygmII'mmolotomom yn5byltt TN gt nmmmmtmtmm h by nn numinous lhj vbb I numb h m mu u6 nmm hn 7ynnn num m I'm nm m5mmlynnn mimi uninjured t minimum mybvbmuJunkm m9 mn nu nii nklo pl9ipl9iimmm77 6hmmtlttl. By n6mkymmmmyy6n ut nnn nu57nnhnnhmt Kiki byynm nm m un mum and nm mini tmf. Gbgih9b u tr rmtt m6mumu6mj6mmmuikmulllI'mmlutmm6mumu6mm 6 mu mum jm6 mm ui kmk ll l I'm mlu t mm 6 mu mum jm6 to nhm llmm u hh fi kmk lll I'm mlu t mop in gelj6mtln6h9llmmuhhfikmulllI'myhnhJun5h unnylon6un nylon 6 m mlu t mop in gilYnezy6yn hhnjo mu , and mom y nu m hn hypo mm mu tn oil u I'I m n hu 7mui
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I'm the sole [/i] There were these progression pics of a feedee lady on imgur once, she started off super hot and then by the end she looked like she was pregnant with 9 kids. Her stomach was so round, like a beachball I'll see if I can dig it up.
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 23:31 |
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There's a doc about feeders and gainers that is really interesting. Like for some feeder/gainer pairs it clearly becomes a sort of power thing, where part of the thrill for the feeder is that the gainer can't possibly take care of themselves without the feeder's help. There's even one where the woman is like "no, this is super unhealthy and is going to kill me, I have to lose a bit of weight" and the man is all passive aggressive and whiny about it, like "*sniff* okay but..i just...i just won't find you as *sniff* attractive any more". Maybe this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaZHC1dXTx0
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 23:49 |
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Vorpal Cat posted:mum immune thats beautiful man
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# ? Dec 31, 2016 23:57 |
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Trig Discipline posted:There's a doc about feeders and gainers that is really interesting. Like for some feeder/gainer pairs it clearly becomes a sort of power thing, where part of the thrill for the feeder is that the gainer can't possibly take care of themselves without the feeder's help. There's even one where the woman is like "no, this is super unhealthy and is going to kill me, I have to lose a bit of weight" and the man is all passive aggressive and whiny about it, like "*sniff* okay but..i just...i just won't find you as *sniff* attractive any more". I assume it's all bullshit power dynamics, it seems 99% of fetishes are. Usually they don't actively kill one party, but people are pretty hosed in the head.
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Vorpal Cat posted:Ị̡̼v̤̀ͅ ̘͔̯I̜̪͖̗͟ ͏j̩̺̺͚j̩̫j҉̰̟j̩̟̬̭͕̮j̖̺͖̻͖̞͔n̢̬͎̟n̸̼j͏͈̥͖͎j̢͇͔̫͓͉̲b̳̣̗̫͍̤̗v̧̠̙̹v̞̭̯ ̰͎̝̺́i̘̫̼̩̞̝i̢̹͓i̗̳̫̪̤̭͞ i̱͍̗̫̫͈̪o͔͓̯͓ ̥̖̥k͙̻̳i͔͕̬̦̪̺̙ ̫̙͖̤͟i̬͉̫̱͓͇̲l̛̼̟̩ͅ ͏̜̰̟̤̮̠ͅjj҉̗mg͇̪̫̘j̴̦̯̯͉̤j͙̘͎̼̕j ̥͓͓̩j͖̰̮̦͔̟ ͈͎m͔̦n͚m͇̺̩ ̥̣͕̮n̛n̢ m̧̯u̸̠͓̹̠̳͕̹m̭̩̖͔̹̙̻ ͡i͇͖͈̟̣̳͔͝m͇̭m͖̗̠͕̲un͎͖̮e̛̫̳̤͇ ̢̮̺͈̳h̼.̛c̶͖̞͙ ̫̹͙̗h͈͝ ͖g̳̮̭̙͍͡ ̶̲̫̹͕n̺̣͡ṳ̣̤̲̦͔̰͜m̩͍͖̜̺ͅj̷̟̠jh̳̦̝̣̪͜n̤̞͈͈̹j̮͓̻͈̰͞ͅf̮͖̭̤̥F͔̩h̠̗̥̺͈m̮̲̤͕̪͉m̲̬͈̥͜e̼͉j͚͙͙̮̩͘k͏k̫̠̗͎̝͈b͍ͅͅj̦͇͉͔̮͍͓͠j̺͚̳͔͇J̝͉̦̤̻͉̳u̴j͙̭͢vd̳̱̥̟̻̩p̖̭̠̳̝͝l̸͈̦̺̠u̗̳͕̠̠g̡͉̙͙̦j҉͙̝̦̭̞j̢̭̜̭ ̶̹j̹͓̬͍̻̥͜m̶6̙̩ n̹͈̩͔̙͜u ̤̠nj҉͇ͅn̺͔̞͖̳ ̘j̡̣̩j̵̮j̫͙̳͢j̟̝̘̜̗̹j̩͔͈̱̭̺ͅn̷͕̠̰̯n̢̞j̱̣̬j̢b̮͎͓v̟̦͎̘̰̦̖͟v̸ ̶7̸͍̝̳̜ͅj̤7̖̦͕̤͈j̙̩̗̙̲̻ͅ h͓̝n̸̮̰̘͉ͅ ̼͔͈̙hn͖͈̻̯͎̳m͚̲̀ ͍̹̻u̻̬͡ͅn͓ ṃ̡n̤̞͇̫͙͢ͅ mu̲̪͖̣͖͘m̸͚̮̺ ̘͓̼̙͖̟6̖̰̳̤̝̘ ̝̭͖̰̝̺̀m̭̖̣̱̻͠u̙ k̗̪̭̱̞̘̯mk̖͈̪̘̥̦ͅ ̯̳̘̼u͍̣̻̗͔k̤̯͖̱̗͞ͅu͜le͓̮͚̫l͓̫e͠ ͖I͓͞ͅ'̣͙̘̘͞m̼̪̞̗̪̬͇͠ ̨6̪̳̦l̪͡ļ̤ ̝̬̬͚m̥̰̦̖͢i̸m̺̰̱͕͟ ̫͕m̘̼͇ͅ ̡͓͈͔̤̹̘n͚̙͍̘ṷ̠̺͕ ̵͖͈̘̟̤̪ͅu̹n̺͔͕̬͕̥ ̭̜n͖n̷͉̖̳̯̬͎n̬͔̖̭̠̗j̩̯̖̥͉̮n͉͖͠b̮̲̘̯̪ ̫̠͎̳̝͓̥͟hn̺̘̮͘ ̛̣̭͕̝̥̬n͔͈̣̦ ̵̥͇͉̘̝͈m̴͚̻ ̻͇̘̱̩͟I̶͓͕̪̳̙ ̖̥́j̧̝í͕ ̲̹͖͇̬͍̠I͉͡ ̬̟m͈͙͇͖͓͢ị̤m̺͇̫i̡͔͇̹̙̜̭͉ ̵͍̝g̛̦f̸̺̫g͕g̠̀ ̮̝̙̀g͏f̨̼̼̲̱̫̠̝f͔̤̯̯͍̦͙h̗͎͓̮͙͙̰͝u͖͍̝̬̰̫ń̹͍̮ṳ̧̭̬̗̤ ̻͉͚͚6̨͙͓̞͙̱̯̣ ̱̰̖̜̣̺̙h̩̱͓̗͘y̪͈͔̩͎͙ ̭̲͉͙̬̖̲͞n̬̤um͏͈̲͕ h̵̞̤̞͖͇̣y̲̦͔͓ ̣̰̭̭n͔̝̫̳͉̺̙̕h̟͚m̛̗͎̬̻̩̩̬ ͏̰͈̫̠̯͚̫(҉̞̫͍͕̜̠f̬͟ p̤̙̭̳̥̫̫̕ ҉͇̪̮̖͉̖6̳̜ ̹̟̘͍̱͟ͅh̩̳̕ņ̪͈͓̖ ̱̙͔̼͖̲͚̀n͏̼̥̩͇̜̖͉m̯̠ ͚̪̳͘mu ͓͈̪̖͎̻f̛̦̺͇̯̮ ̸̭̫j͖̮̜u̷͍m̸̤̝ͅ ̖̮͈̟̖̻͠t̝͉̦ͅt͕̟̘̘̦̤̘f̜͖́ͅf̤̬͚̜̹̣̕ͅr̮̭̮̙͡ ̱̣̹̘̻̱̬D̦C͚ ͚̞f̜̥̞̥̘͟b̷͙̱̥̥͖̹̗b͕͔̳͖͓͔ ̛̰̗͙̝n͕͡m̷̻͙͖̝̗ ̜̲̤̞͔m͈͇n̥̫m͕̩̠̫͇̪͘m̨̭̺̻̫͖n̖̠̣̩6̢̖͍͓̦͈ͅͅ ͚͔̳̠͝n͖͉̬̳͠ ̖͇̳̞͕̱͢ͅn̙̼̪̠̭m̶ ͙͕̣͢nu̟m̻̺ v̤̣͎͍b̦̹̱̲͕͕̯b̶̻̝̹͍͚ ̤m̛̥̜͖͇̥̟ ̰̘m̘͍̳̫͍.̨͍̣̦̙̹̥ͅņu̙͕̰ņ͖͍͓̬̹ ͕̲̺m̦̯͠m̜̘̥̠t͏͔̥͉̫͕i͞of͖̜͍n̦͚͔̣̥6͕̳̜7̘̜̲͍͉ͅu͕ ̵̼̠nu̬̲̠̲̘̯͕͞m̴͉̝ ̪͙ͅṇ͙̙̼̞n̶̗͎̘͙̟̪n̥̪̖͉̟͍m̸o͖̜̠̦̟̣̻m͇͓̙͙ ̡͍͎̙͙ͅ0̡ h̹͘n͏͔̹̰̹̬͈͇ ̦͉̹n͎͈n̞̯͓̝̫̺̮l̞̱͓ ̜m̞̯̖ͅu͏̳m͎ ͙̘̱͖6̢ Í̮͍͇̖̲͈'̝̮͕͍̺m̘̤̲̞̠̱̝͟ ̢͙̺͈̤̲̞m͓͜i̦͖͇͇̪n̛̺i̢̗̟̭͇u̵̦̗̪m͏̖̟̖̼ͅ ̲m̜̖̠̤͔̱̀m̼͈̯͜ ̛u̯͎͎ṉ̴n̠̱u̹͕̹mbe̩͖̲̥̰r̦̭͈̥e͈̳̱̭͇d͔ ̬̱͓͚͖ͅk̰̫̯̤͟ ̕n̤̳̹̬̟̖ͅṷ̱̺͕n̢ ͙͍́y6̧̣̭͔͈̳̟ṃ̭̰͖̱̳ͅm̢͎͚̱͖̥nj̖̩ ͡n͕̹̗m̤̫ ͏h̷n͕m͇͎̜
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 02:13 |
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I tried to follow this up with the text maximum zalgo'd but it doesn't work because it breaks the 50,000 character post limit.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 02:30 |
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Mak0rz posted:I tried to follow this up with the text maximum zalgo'd but it doesn't work because it breaks the 50,000 character post limit. HE COMES AFTER FEEDING
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 02:56 |
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Pick posted:I assume it's all bullshit power dynamics, it seems 99% of fetishes are. Usually they don't actively kill one party, but people are pretty hosed in the head. Subjecting people to my posting is the ultimate humilation kink. I tricked you PYF, you were dominating me this entire time!
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 03:03 |
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Bad question but I need it for a New Years party: does anyone have the swollen gay sex dick pictures? Where a man is loving a pumped up swollen foreskin in .gif form? No one believes me it exists.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 05:59 |
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What party are you at and how did this come up? It's also a little late to come up with a party theme now.
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# ? Jan 1, 2017 06:01 |
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InevitableCheese posted:Bad question but I need it for a New Years party: does anyone have the swollen gay sex dick pictures? Where a man is loving a pumped up swollen foreskin in .gif form? No one believes me it exists. We have an opportunity to make a group of people think you made up a story about swollen gay dick sex, and you think we're going to help you?
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I mentioned "I am looking at the AUG thread." And have to explain the worst.
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