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AlbieQuirky posted:O, Canada, we stand on guard for thee! I keep desperately trying to forget he's a Canadian.
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Jan 1, 2017 05:50
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Welcome to 2017 motherfuckers.
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Jan 1, 2017 06:11
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Welcome to 2017 motherfuckers. Yes. Here's to uncomfortable, unasked for, back rubs.  And live stream nipple pinching.  Please tell me one of you copied the stream. The best part was hearing him loudly curse everyone out from off camera.
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Jan 1, 2017 06:17
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spacetoaster posted:Yes. Here's to uncomfortable, unasked for, back rubs. Video link for you archivers: https://www.twitch.tv/thestaceyroy/v/111219742
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Jan 1, 2017 06:26
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spacetoaster posted:Yes. Here's to uncomfortable, unasked for, back rubs. https://www.twitch.tv/thestaceyroy/v/111219742 ninja'd grrr
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Jan 1, 2017 06:28
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spacetoaster posted:She's definitely picking up what he's laying down (not). No defensive posture THERE. Nope, not at all.
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Jan 1, 2017 06:30
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Samizdata posted:No defensive posture THERE. Nope, not at all.  I can tell you that she probably lost her mind when the camera's went off. This is my first time seeing her, and this channel, but I bet WTFOWHATEVER by being a drunk douche was messing with her money maker and that's a no go.
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Jan 1, 2017 06:33
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peter gabriel posted:I'm actually Edwin Perez irl Then why did you NOT unleash your endless  and smack him in his smug molester face, rescue the girl, and jack up the donation rate?
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Jan 1, 2017 06:35
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I feel bad for recommending some wine to WTFO earlier now...
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Jan 1, 2017 06:47
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https://clips.twitch.tv/thestaceyroy/AgreeableSquirrelShibeZ
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Jan 1, 2017 06:48
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when the only game you play is star citizen i guess at new years you have a lot of pent up dreams
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Jan 1, 2017 06:49
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If homeboy really drank what they said he drank (two entire bottles of wine, a 5th of whiskey, and all those shots) he's probably going to the hospital tonight. He drank so much, so fast, that he wasn't even feeling the full effects yet at the end of the stream. And he was already stumbling and slurring.
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Jan 1, 2017 06:55
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Every day I learn something new about all of the insanity surrounding this whole debacle.
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Jan 1, 2017 06:56
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spacetoaster posted:If homeboy really drank what they said he drank (two entire bottles of wine, a 5th of whiskey, and all those shots) he's probably going to the hospital tonight. When is his next stream?
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Jan 1, 2017 06:57
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spacetoaster posted:If homeboy really drank what they said he drank (two entire bottles of wine, a 5th of whiskey, and all those shots) he's probably going to the hospital tonight. I like that the chick keeps calling him "Fuckosaurus"
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Jan 1, 2017 06:57
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unreal Longest meltdown I've ever witnessed, today has been great
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Jan 1, 2017 06:57
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him getting drunk on stream distracted us from the fraud rockstar playboy ad hes in
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Jan 1, 2017 06:57
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Every day I learn something new about all of the insanity surrounding this whole debacle. There's always more and it's always worse.
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Jan 1, 2017 06:59
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I started watching from like 3h 30m in and it is the most cringey thing I've seen in years They are all so sick of him and he keeps hanging all over the women  now he's stumbling around and breaking their setchrist, what an rear end in a top hat
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Jan 1, 2017 07:00
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skaboomizzy posted:I started watching from like 3h 30m in and it is the most cringey thing I've seen in years How old are these people? late 20's, right? By late 20's you should know how to remove a drunk rear end in a top hat from a room. Somebody should have done it.
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Jan 1, 2017 07:06
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Happy new year, everyone! If I was that poor lass I'd go get myself disinfected. What a piece of work. Hypothetical unrelated question by no means referring to anybody described herein, nossir: If a 'pickup artist' hires a prostitute, wouldn't he consider that 'pay to win'?
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Jan 1, 2017 07:13
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Beet Wagon posted:I feel bad for recommending some wine to WTFO earlier now... Don't. He is an adult, albeit a sleazy PUA pig of a CIG whore with zero knowledge of appropriate behaviour, but an adult nonetheless. He makes his own choices.
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Jan 1, 2017 07:14
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skaboomizzy posted:I started watching from like 3h 30m in and it is the most cringey thing I've seen in years Always funny to see yet another highly visible Star Citizen fanboy inappropriately touching another human without consent. I wonder how Fuzzymodem is doing these days  Happy New Year everyone, what a great way to start it off 
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Jan 1, 2017 07:18
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I notice there's a Blanton whiskey bottle but it's full of blue liquid instead?
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Jan 1, 2017 07:35
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Happy New Year1 i'm a rock star
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Jan 1, 2017 07:36
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I'm frantically twittering at fuckosaurus hoping for some replies. But I'm afraid he's already passed out, or arrested. 
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Jan 1, 2017 07:36
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nawledgelambo posted:I also have on good authority wtfosaurus is super butt hurty about us making fun of him here I don't see how he could be butthurt we make fun of him, he is the one choosing to look like he is being held hostage in North Korea and has to stream videos every day talking about how great the peoples republic is with people just off camera pointing guns at him. The game sucks. It's objectively poo poo. It's years from release. It has 30 minutes of content in it at best. Stop loving playing it 40 hours a week if you don't want people to make fun of you. It's not hard. Play something that either doesn't suck or that you won't look like a hostage playing. Fat Shat Sings fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Jan 1, 2017 |
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Jan 1, 2017 07:43
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https://twitter.com/TheStaceyRoy/status/815387357465571328
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Jan 1, 2017 07:51
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Man....That poo poo was really really bad. The star and her two supporting friends really put on something entertaining despite the prick of the litter being there in full gently caress-face mode. I just skipped around on the video, but when he was tickling and pawing and groping all over the main chic it really stuck in my craw. It was obvious that our little buddy Dead Guy Perez was considering standing up and firing away. He would have been just, but I'm glad he kept it together. This poo poo man. I don't know how I could possibly explain this stream to anyone that hasn't been following this train-wreck since back in the golden thread. This is just too loving much.
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Jan 1, 2017 08:08
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Happy new Stimpire  In the last 501 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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Jan 1, 2017 08:29
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Richie Stardust posted:Man....That poo poo was really really bad. The star and her two supporting friends really put on something entertaining despite the prick of the litter being there in full gently caress-face mode. I just skipped around on the video, but when he was tickling and pawing and groping all over the main chic it really stuck in my craw. It was obvious that our little buddy Dead Guy Perez was considering standing up and firing away. He would have been just, but I'm glad he kept it together. Wait, isn't CIG and it's streamers all about ignoring common wisdom and flouting boundaries?
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Jan 1, 2017 08:29
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WTFOdrunkarse should ring his parents cos they raised him with love and care, and while he is talking to them hopefully his mother or father could explain to him what dignity is. Except I'd think his parents would have his phone number blocked.
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Jan 1, 2017 08:48
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Hello from 2017: no SC 3.0 so far.
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Jan 1, 2017 09:32
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Does anyone have the timestamps for these? I'd love to see everyone's reaction
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Jan 1, 2017 09:46
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This Star Citizen business is a complete mess. Happy new year and God bless.
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Jan 1, 2017 10:00
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The livestream was amazing, I couldn't watch it all. That is some shameful poo poo to A) Have done and B) Have available on the internet forever. I will be happy in life as long as I am not him.
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Jan 1, 2017 10:07
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Happy New Year goonies! gently caress 2016 and gently caress WTFOsaurus
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Jan 1, 2017 10:08
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also what the gently caress this is getting out of control. Doxxing is bad and somehow this man making an rear end out of himself is goons fault, probably. What a wonderful start to the New Year provided by Star Citizen Thread.
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