Star Citizen: Death of a Space Thread?

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peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I can't wait for the reactions these people will get to gold farmers.

Maybe this is what WTFsourarese is doing irl, very clever really

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Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Since the mining mechanic hasn't been implemented yet the only way to get gold is to take it from other peoples houses.

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MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

ArfJason posted:

Thanks for not being a whiny bitch baby about it like the others, I genuinely appreciate that.

On some closing thoughts, I hadn't read the post until now, and it is sorta telling that when the guy made it, instead of telling him he is the exact charicature I made up, this thread went "HAHAHA gently caress HIM" "oh my god I hate him" and "lmfao, cant wait for the CARE BRIGADE". Call it concern trolling if you want, but that is actually distressing.

Where were you when mods were telling grieving women that their poison wombs were making heaven too loving crowded or GBS descended on a couple that created a zombaby?

# ? Jan 1, 2017 21:33

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Beet Wagon posted:

Since the mining mechanic hasn't been implemented yet the only way to get gold is to take it from other peoples houses.

the pieces of the puzzle are slotting together here, WTF has been playing the long game here folks

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XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Beet Wagon posted:

Since the mining mechanic hasn't been implemented yet the only way to get gold is to take it from other peoples houses.

The mining mechanic is to work at some place with gold, and shove a little up your butt every day.

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peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

MeLKoR posted:

Where were you when mods were telling grieving women that their poison wombs were making heaven too loving crowded or GBS descended on a couple that created a zombaby?

Distressing

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nawledgelambo: Nov 8, 2016; Immersion chariot

peter gabriel posted:

Maybe this is what WTFsourarese is doing irl, very clever really

I hope you include mr. saurus for the next pgabz vid

..dont make him ask twice.

# ? Jan 1, 2017 21:33

Einbauschrank: Nov 5, 2009

Tippis posted:

The funny part is that CIG PR and its high-profile community tail consist of:
� A tickle-fetish porn star.
� A married incel-type who sexually harasses women on the official forums with the community team's approval.
� A misogyinst, racist, paedo-wannabe that provides said approval.
� A guy who's up for multiple counts of statutory rape.
� A romance-scamming, dog-abusing PUA.
[...]

At least Chris Roberts was right about one thing. CIG is playing in the same league as Rockstar.

# ? Jan 1, 2017 21:37

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

nawledgelambo posted:

I hope you include mr. saurus for the next pgabz vid

..dont make him ask twice.

he's doing a better job than I ever could

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sorla78: Oct 11, 2012; EAT THE PAIN AWAY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0UrkK6kHXI

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grimcreaper: Jan 7, 2012

Xaerael posted:

Space Wolves are the best, and hairiest Space Marines.

Space Wolves and Blood Angels are the second best. Imperial Guard all the way.

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Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Actually, telling the Internet that wtf is a gold thief might be a bad idea, that'll be a lot of weirdos' trigger

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Kosumo: Apr 9, 2016

XK posted:

The mining mechanic is to work at some place with gold, and shove a little up your butt every day.

Well that makes 'the inevitable result of piracy' make a lot more sense then. They don't want to role play arse raping for the sexual/power fantasy, no its all about checking for extra loot.

I hope Mister Roberts as motion captured looks of different animations for searching for loot. I'd choose Pusher searching Oldman as my goto loot animation.

Is gold farmers a player who is dual clashing as a farmer and a miner?

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Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

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XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Can I rape babies and slaughter the elderly?

# ? Jan 1, 2017 22:04

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

I'm only asking because of immersion.

# ? Jan 1, 2017 22:04

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Anybody else been thinking about this?

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Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

"Anybody else been thinking about this?"

No lol nobody else is as mentally ill as you are.

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

I feel like his next question would be "how many more kids can I smuggle in my cargo hold as opposed to adults"

# ? Jan 1, 2017 22:07

Goobs: Jan 30, 2016; Doxcat is watching you PU.

2017 is off to a good start.

I am alpharius.

E: lol doxcat

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XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Cue the mechanic of carefully cradling a baby and giving it a bottle.

Nobody has ever asked about a mechanic of feeding babies.

Holding babies hostage is an important thing for everybody to think about.

Edit: Congrats on getting your awkward cat back, Goobs.

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peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Press <<USE>> for stair lift

# ? Jan 1, 2017 22:13

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

I'm really glad I bought that hospital ship so I can take care of the elderly.

That's always my first priority in video games.

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Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Will I be able to jettison babies to function as chaff for confusing missiles?

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Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

grimcreaper posted:

Space Wolves and Blood Angels are the second best. Imperial Guard all the way.

I believe you mean the Astra Militarum.

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Kosumo: Apr 9, 2016

Press <<USE>> to ~~anal rape~~ search for extra loot.

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XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

I'm going to play Star Citizen as an elderly person, and need regular medical care.

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Goobs: Jan 30, 2016; Doxcat is watching you PU.

i was going to rule space as Babeesnatcha Mageezax but now someone else has thought of it, i am grief.

i guess holding babies at gunpoint wasn't a unique idea.. :goshawk:

# ? Jan 1, 2017 22:25

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

McGiggins posted:

The livestream was amazing, I couldn't watch it all. That is some shameful poo poo to A) Have done and B) Have available on the internet forever.

I will be happy in life as long as I am not him.

But, you know, we Goons are the toxic one...

# ? Jan 1, 2017 22:30

Hav: Dec 11, 2009; Fun Shoe

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Holy poo poo man, my condolences.

I think you have a valid point about this being more than crowdfunding. People have an unprecedented level of access to information, and yet we see with things like the belief in fake news that the quantity of information is largely irrelevant. People are more interested in following a story that matches their preconceived notions than learning the truth. The more invested they are in something the harder it is for them to change course.

Thank you. Yeah, groupthink used to be this little oddity that you watched for forming in smaller corporate groups, but the internet, and the various little watering holes of pernicious groupthink have allowed some groups, like neo-nazis and mens-rights advocates to link arms in a struggle against that tricky reality based universe. The *gate that need not be mentioned was a shot across the bows.

The Titanic posted:

Sir, my deepest condolences.

I am very sorry to hear of your loss. I am glad you guys are still making it and I hope you will continue to heal.

We're _better_, although we'll never be 100%. Thank you.

peter gabriel posted:

I am so sorry, if you ever need anything please PM me.

Appreciate the offer.

Thanks to everyone that offered condolences.

Samizdata posted:

Same goes for you too, Dapper Don, okay? Don't let those slacks uncrease.

Mentioned into the air, and apropos of nothing; Xanax is a very short term thing for panic attacks. Klonopin is more for 8 hours or so, and Lexapro is currently the thing for smoothing things out longer term. None of these 'fix' anything, and if anyone gets angry, or feels guilty after losing someone, arrange for something out of the above and a visit with a grief councilor. It will help (under most circumstances) to simply talk it out with people.

Our society has lost a lot of immediate contact that used to follow bereavement, and it's support structures that keep us all going.

Gonna STFU about this now. PM Me if you want to, but it's not really, y'know.

Not as hosed up as Star Citizen, though.

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Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Daztek posted:

I believe you mean the Astra Militarum.

gently caress that noise.

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Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

gently caress that noise.

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Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

peter gabriel posted:

Distressing

Sickening and heartbreaking

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CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

I apologize so much, ArfJason, I did not mean to cause you undue distress by laughing at an exposed scam artist that is promoting a scam made by other scam artists and suffering from it. We all know how totally not funny that is. Also, such people should not be exposed, so that people might actually think twice before falling for the promoted scam. They should buy in to Star Citizen when they see such upstanding people as WTFOsaurus promoting their game. Clearly, this is the morally superior choice. Yes. YES!

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Jan 1, 2017

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CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

BTW, I called my parents and beat them in Settlers of Catan 3 games straight. Thanks for the advice, I.N.R.I. :3:

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Tarranon: Oct 10, 2007; Diggity Dog

you suck, dude

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Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

peter gabriel posted:

Press <<USE>> for stair lift

Press USE for stair lift

FTFY :smug:

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Aaod: May 29, 2004

Lovely Joe Stalin posted:

TotalBiscuit was always a oval office. Him supporting SC is entirely in keeping with his general shittiness.

You mean the dude that is so bad at video games that he had to edit his clips constantly to make himself look good whenever he played multiplayer games even against average quality players which is why he stuck to youtube instead of streaming is a lovely person?

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Regrettable: Jan 5, 2010

Tarranon posted:

you suck, dude

You're right, sexually harassing women, stealing tens of thousands of dollars from people, and beating dogs until they poo poo blood is super cool so we should leave WTF alone.

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

I really want to point a gun at a baby. Anybody else thinking about this?

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