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Chin posted:If they ever refer to him by his real name in this video you're a filthy doxxer and should be banned. How do you know it is his real name unless you already know his real name ...... you pre-doxxing bro?
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I can't wait for the reactions these people will get to gold farmers. 1: The AI will be so advanced it will notice those players making money for illegal gains and stop them. 2: If you notice it, you'll be able to tell the military and they will mark them for death and kill them everywhere they go. 3: The economy will be so advanced they'll have to do real jobs to earn the money and that's ok because they will be contributing as low level shop workers and such. 4: Chris Roberts already has a plan to stop them. 5: There is already a plan in effect working now in the offline simulated economy. I guess you can pick and choose. Probably other options I'm leaving out. 
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The Titanic posted:1: The AI will be so advanced it will notice those players making money for illegal gains and stop them. 1. Only twelve people will be left to play this shitheap when it comes out in 2020 so the effects won't matter much.
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grimcreaper posted:Man.. why you gotta stomp on my parade... GW needs to release kasrkins plastic sprues immediately
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The Titanic posted:1: The AI will be so advanced it will notice those players making money for illegal gains and stop them. Pshaw. It will require an addon (sold separately) to all major VR headsets to allow Subsumption to use the cloud mesh to parse your thoughts so it will punish you for thinking bad thoughts before they happen. Seriously, you used to dream so well. What happened?
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Someone link some funny timestamps to Drunkasaurus's stream. Right at this precise moment is when the Follower "RockstarSeduction" followed him (he turned off his overlays after this and preceded to ban me, it's why it doesn't show it) but immediately after that his stream went downhill, he was nervous, panicy, and restless for the rest of the stream [postnote: watch for a few minutes on this one, he knows he's been caught and is covering his tracks, it's phenomenal to watch]: https://www.twitch.tv/wtfosaurus/v/111170193?t=53m59s This one is when fuctifino hosted his channel and that began the meltdown phase https://www.twitch.tv/wtfosaurus/v/111170193?t=02h29m47s nawledgelambo fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Jan 2, 2017 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:1. Only twelve people will be left to play this shitheap when it comes out in 2020 so the effects won't matter much. Optimist!  (Both twelve people and 2020)
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Orks is best. Orks are terrible but funny. The idea that making a gun better involves adding more guns to the gun will never get old. Or just adding more guns in general to everything. I love their approach to things but dislike their aesthetics. Its in that same wierd line where i love the aesthetics of eldar stuff and designs but loving hate eldar. I might be a bit wierd. I just space Imperium stuff in terms of the gothic designs and everything. Also humans best mans.
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Samizdata posted:FOR EACH ONE OF US THAT FALLS, A THOUSAND MORE WILL TAKE HIS PLACE! Baneblades and variants are the coolest god damned tanks from any universe ever. Quite frankly i think the USA needs to invest in making several dozen. Right now.
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Goobs posted:A Punisher tank with Pask in it was always a rippin' good time. Good day goon'itizen, just checking to see whats going on in.... By the Emperor!
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Chalks posted:Buddy, if you stop posting that and people immediately start discussing their favourite soap flavours I will not blame you for repeating yourself a few times. But goobs didn't have to "trawl" through anything. WTFsaurus's info is on the info front page of his site that he constantly tries to get people to look at. Chin posted:If they ever refer to him by his real name in this video you're a filthy doxxer and should be banned. Some thing if you link their IMDB page. That stuff is supa sekret.
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grimcreaper posted:Baneblades and variants are the coolest god damned tanks from any universe ever. Quite frankly i think the USA needs to invest in making several dozen. Right now. Here are some Star Citizen (Pre-Heresy Alpha Legion) marines I painted.  
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Someone link some funny timestamps to Drunkasaurus's stream. enter beet_wagon into now heavily intoxicated drunkasaurus' stream: https://www.twitch.tv/wtfosaurus/v/111170193?t=03h55m11s
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Goobs posted:Here are some Star Citizen (Pre-Heresy Alpha Legion) marines I painted. Well done man. I really like those cloaks.
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Goobs posted:Here are some Star Citizen (Pre-Heresy Alpha Legion) marines I painted. That is drat right impressive.
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nawledgelambo posted:This one is when fuctifino hosted his channel and that began the meltdown phase Did anyone here even fess up to "BrabenIsGreat"? That seems like the kind of low-tier trolling we'd see from pubbies. Poor guy must be hyper sensitive if something that weak would set him off. Like, special snowflake levels of butt-hurt or something.
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Ashye posted:You missed the Comedy Gold he posted after that: You there. Yes, peon, you. This project is hemorrhaging money and is years behind schedule because our CEO can't focus on anything for more than five seconds and berates everyone he sees. Because of that we need you to commit to at least 30 hours a week of unpaid overtime. Be glad we're not demanding 40. Now smile, the boss's wife needs to archive a lot of pictures to auto-tweet while she's on vacation. -- an ideal game development company, according to Shitizens
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nawledgelambo posted:enter beet_wagon into now heavily intoxicated drunkasaurus' stream: lol Beet Wagon "but I have a cool dog so it's ok" Classic, high five. (But now we know it was you behind him getting drunk and groppie.) You have a bad bromance going on with him. Your a bad bad man (but you do have a cool dog) Post some Kayak 2017 photo, stop holding out!
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Why did a bunch of video game streamers get together and not stream games? Why did people watch this poo poo?
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Goobs posted:Here are some Star Citizen (Pre-Heresy Alpha Legion) marines I painted. That's loving solid.
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nawledgelambo posted:enter beet_wagon into now heavily intoxicated drunkasaurus' stream: Heh. Congrats Beet he respects you!
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grimcreaper posted:Orks are terrible but funny. The idea that making a gun better involves adding more guns to the gun will never get old. Or just adding more guns in general to everything. I love their aesthetics personally, but I can understand how the ramshackle look might turn some folks off.
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Quote of the loving year by wtfosaurus, probably the most important thing he said all stream: https://www.twitch.tv/wtfosaurus/v/111170193?t=03h59m33s
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One of the ancient Greek philosophers said that often unhappiness happens when unrealistic expectations crash into unexpected reality. I honesty can't see how it would be possible for them to have more than they do in 4 years from a standing start. It's literally the most ambitious game ever conceived. GTA V took a well established studio with their own engine 5 years and $265 million to make. As far as I'm concerned they're on track and doing quite well considering the set backs (Illfonic's gently caress up) and bullshit controversy (DS and the hit pieces) they've had to deal with. CR said right at the beginning that the scope would expand if the budget did. The public voted with their wallets and now it has $140 million, several studios and over 300 employees earning their living from it. It's sounds to me like you're just jaded. Maybe you should just step away from it completely and revisit it in a year when it's much closer to release? You're obviously upset and tbh that's partially your own fault for having unrealistic expectations. You had an opportunity to get a refund long ago but presumably didn't take it. They have shown stuff from SQ42 btw and I'm personally glad they're not giving much away about it, I don't want large elements of the campaign exposed before it's released. I don't know what else to say man, I just hope you take a step back. Calling it a scam is very disrespectful to the people currently enjoying it and the men and women making their living from it. Sillybones fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Jan 2, 2017 |
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This is bait. It has to be. Double post. gently caress yeah.
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The wall hack thing is great because it proves another Agent leak. He said they were having trouble with the AI just gunning down players from across the map and through walls and here we are. 5 years and $140,000,000.00 later CIG still can't make walls that are more than a suggestion regarding where the player should go.
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omg that sounds exactly like a friend of mine who was heavily into primerica after having an irl meltdown at me for saying "hey primerica is a scam" he proudly invited me to the award show where he was going to receive a huge honor for signing up a bunch of new people he got a giant statue thing with his name printed on a tear away label he had to give the award back at the end of the night but he got to keep his bonus: an oscar meyer wiener whistle he finally got out after 3 years of paying primerica to work there I wish I could make this poo poo up
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What brilliance is that from? I love this post. 1. It's perfectly possible for them to have more to do now than when they did four years ago when the scope is constantly expanding and the "visionary" creative director demands everything be redone. 2. CR once said that CIG's money was the equivalent of four times a studio budget because they didn't advertise or have to pay a publisher. So I guess it's now twice the budget of GTA V. 3. There is no evidence whatsoever that Illfonic hosed up. 4. Chris Roberts also said in the beginning that additional funding would not push schedule, yet people seem to forget that. 5. I wonder what someone who expressed frustration at the lack of progress from a year ago would say after waiting until now. 6. People working on a scam deserve to be disrespected. If they don't know they're working on a scam then they should be better informed. Star Citizen is a scam.
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I'd like point out again that nearly everyone involved in this project, from developers to managers to streamers, are miserable loving human scum
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:
I said that they didn't meet the expectations CIG set up, but missed my even lesser expectations. I honestly thought by this year of our lord 2017 they would have at least got some of the MMO bit started. Blaming loving Illfonic. They made a game like you asked. You are the one that thought you could take 3 studios, make three separate games and then stitch them together later. I even called it on my blog when they first said it. I don't want to talk to them anymore since they brought up the boogie man as if that means anything.
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Just downloaded Star Citizen yesterday. Just played my first match of STAR MARINE. It's just a bunch of people sprinting (with stompy noises) around and clipping through everything. Hit registration was very bad. I'd unload two magazines into someone and do nothing while they would shoot me dead after a couple of shots (from my view). Throwing grenades was a joke, your character would do the animation and then the grenade would fly off in a random direction. Whenever I would try to pop out, shoot, and go back into cover my character would point the gun at the ceiling. Just bad bad bad. I still came in 13th out of however many people were on there.
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Sillybones posted:I said that they didn't meet the expectations CIG set up, but missed my even lesser expectations. I'm like 99% sure the reason that Illfonic got hosed was because they made a game for one engine and then CIG changed things without telling them. I mean this was what Illfonic had playable two years ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPG-rVu_EQw&t=1220s
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I'm like 99% sure the reason that Illfonic got hosed was because they made a game for one engine and then CIG changed things without telling them. I mean this was what Illfonic had playable two years ago. Wasn't part of the issue/excuse also that CIG didn't give updated scaling info the Illfonic, so a lot of their stuff was oversized? Still hilarious how fast CIG threw em under the bus tho.
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ripptide posted:Wasn't part of the issue/excuse also that CIG didn't give updated scaling info the Illfonic, so a lot of their stuff was oversized? Still hilarious how fast CIG threw em under the bus tho. Those stupid, incompetent idiots made their game mode and assets normal size, you loving believe that?
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Samizdata posted:It appears that he used to be a PUA scammer that took advantage of a lot of people. Note, I said "appears". He also basically mauled female cohosts while drunk on a Twitch stream, which, in my opinion, adds credence to the lack of respect for women a PUA type would have. I saw the screen shots posted. Didn't much comment but yeah, that's really not cool how he thinks he can treat women and get away with it. I'd of punched him in the nose and had him leave.
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ripptide posted:Wasn't part of the issue/excuse also that CIG didn't give updated scaling info the Illfonic, so a lot of their stuff was oversized? Still hilarious how fast CIG threw em under the bus tho. The scaling issue also crept up with the Cutlass so I would not be surprised to see that was true. Wasn't there an article about that somewhere?
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The Titanic posted:I saw the screen shots posted. Didn't much comment but yeah, that's really not cool how he thinks he can treat women and get away with it. Don't forget the dogs he beats too. Allegedly I should say for legal purposes. (points to whoever gets the reference)
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Someone link some funny timestamps to Drunkasaurus's stream. https://www.twitch.tv/thestaceyroy/v/111219742?t=03h48m03s https://www.twitch.tv/thestaceyroy/v/111219742?t=03h49m41s
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Colostomy Bag posted:1. Only twelve people will be left to play this shitheap when it comes out in 2020 so the effects won't matter much. The joy of it is these are reactions and what people may say today. The state of the game is often totally irrelevant to reality and what they think the state of the game is. You've already got groups trying to convince themselves that spending $50 a day for virtual space ship gas is a perfectly logical thing to do. Edit: looked for reality cats but I thought this one was funny: 
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