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Samizdata posted:ESPECIALLY when it flashes blue. That's when you're supposed to attack. Three hits and it turns into the second form with tentacles and stuff
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areyoucontagious posted:That's when you're supposed to attack. Three hits and it turns into the second form with tentacles and stuff THAT explains the reason the anus always beats me!
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When the thigs pulled guns, he pissed himself and cried all the way home.
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Oh poo poo the printer became self aware we better run before it starts printing pictures of Mickey Mouse blowing himself! Seriously though, what's the printer gonna do? Nothing? Like they usually do? And wouldn't it be in the best interests of the AI which gains sentience around the paradigm of printing poo poo be interested in self preservation and NOT warn everyone that it's alive and waste ink while doing so? I know it didn't happen + I'm overthinking this but it's so loving stupid
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This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!
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I've seen that a few times but it's still amazing how many things in that story didn't happen. People exchanging weights during a fight, someone putting the word "only" before 250/200 pounds, marshmallow girls, cornerstone of kawaii...it's just too much.
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Jan 1, 2017 15:33
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:fedora elemental Lol
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I'm still surprised furries still exist in TYOOL 2017.
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Kontradaz posted:I'm still surprised furries still exist in TYOOL 2017. Who is surprised after posting on this board or spending more than ten minutes on the internet, that furries still exist? Hell there are probably more of them now
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I am PRETTY certain that was made to mock STDH.
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Slime posted:I am PRETTY certain that was made to mock STDH. I used to think the same thing about pretty much everything posted in this thread, but they can't all be mockeries.
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STDH, sure, but it's kinda funny and not nearly as obnoxious as the Troper poo poo, so I'll give it a pass for at least being amusing. 7/10, would read again.
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Wasn't it established last time around that "marshmallow girl" is an actual thing that refers to curvy girls with a little extra weight, not obese cosplayers?
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My favorite line is "200 for you is like 800 for real people"
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Wasn't it established last time around that "marshmallow girl" is an actual thing that refers to curvy girls with a little extra weight, not obese cosplayers? That didn't do anything about the self-delusion of cosplayers
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life is killing me posted:Who is surprised after posting on this board or spending more than ten minutes on the internet, that furries still exist? Hell there are probably more of them now Always more. Disney keeps making talking animal movies. Zootopia did a lot. 
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:why would a brony/furry, which is pretty much a fedora elemental, make fun of something they consider the fedora for women? She's a woman! A fedora on her is, like, five fedoras on a real person.
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The Bee posted:She's a woman! A fedora on her is, like, five fedoras on a real person. A brony/mra/whatever the hell this guy is knows a bra is a woman's fedora.
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I remember the pre-emoji version of this, without the laughing face I had no idea how I was supposed to react
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Did the cashier know where the Chinese guy's mother was?
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The poo poo that didn't happen is a printer ever working on the first try.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Wasn't it established last time around that "marshmallow girl" is an actual thing that refers to curvy girls with a little extra weight, not obese cosplayers? This, and it's also a fairly recent social movement started by advocacy groups and not the long-standing cultural cornerstone the story makes it sound like.
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I'm pretty sure if you've been to at least one supermarket in your life and you're smart enough to make connections like chicken->egg, you could probably figure out where to look for the chicken even in a supermarket where nobody speaks your language and nothing is printed in a language you can read. Like it's one thing to get lost looking for some odd sauce or spice that's hard to find, it's quite another to claim somebody who has presumably shopped for groceries before doesn't know where they typically keep the meat in supermarkets.
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Next time please put a letterbox around your post. Be sure to explain what part is funny, and add the emojis. For example, DAT FACE WHEN YOU post goes here JUST WAKE UP 😂😂😂😂
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My dad used that emoji once when he was texting me news of my uncles death
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Darth Windu posted:My dad used that emoji once when he was texting me news of my uncles death "Grandma's dead LOL - mum"
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The most unbelievable bit is a burglar picking a lock for some mysterious reason.
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Jerry Cotton posted:The most unbelievable bit is a burglar picking a lock for some mysterious reason. That's not all that unbelievable really, it's generally not too difficult, you can even learn how on the internet. I know a bloke who taught himself how to pick locks when he was 13 so he could get into his dads shed and steal weed and beer, it's not a big step from there to " I can hear people next door, I better get in here quietly. OOH I know, I'll pick the lock", not necessarily a good idea mind, but if you had a good idea you probably wouldn't be committing burglary.
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Jerry Cotton posted:The most unbelievable bit is a burglar picking a lock for some mysterious reason. They slowly opened the door. I saw a gun (9mm Glock) in their hand and I swung the Batleth. I missed and got shot. I'm dead now. rip
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:They slowly opened the door. I saw a gun (9mm Glock) in their hand and I swung the Batleth. I missed and got shot. I'm dead now. rip They slowly opened the door. I saw a gun (9mm Glock) in their hand and I swung the Batleth, injuring myself severely. The thief then took me to the ER, and came back to rob my house.
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Jerry Cotton posted:The most unbelievable bit is a burglar picking a lock for some mysterious reason. On a house that's presumably lit, considering the guy was in it sharpening his toy.
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Mr. Belpit posted:On a house that's presumably lit, considering the guy was in it sharpening his toy. A TRUE warrior only sharpens it in pitch darkness to demonstrate his skill and knowledge of the blades!
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