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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

MiddleOne posted:

Hahahaha, recovery, that is hilarious.






Oh wait he wasn't joking.

:confused:

We've had the third year in a row of steady growth and shrinking unemployment

I mean, there are some outliner countries doing badly and you can argue about how good the recovery actually is, but it's still a recovery

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Rappaport posted:

Didn't Schäuble want Greece to gently caress off the euro, but the Greeks said no thank you?
A line he still basically was maintaining a month ago in his classically out of touch "I don't see what the problem is from here" way.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Pluskut Tukker posted:

The Commission and the Franco-German axis have taken advantage to push further military-industrial cooperation, which is less contentious than the idea of a European Army. The hope is that further operational cooperation will follow as a result.
Reminds me of the Euro.

Pluskut Tukker
May 20, 2012

Rappaport posted:

Didn't Schäuble want Greece to gently caress off the euro, but the Greeks said no thank you?

Indeed. And this is why the euro will survive: if even the Greeks do not want to leave the Euro after 7 years of misery , then who else will?

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Reminds me of the Euro.

Quite so. Neofunctionalism is alive and well!

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Imagine being in such a wonderland that the second-largest economy leaves the union, your awful refugee agreement with Turkey might collapse any day, and a brushfire of populism is spreading because of massive income inequality, and you table "work out how to help EADS make more money" as if it's the most important thing in the world agenda lol

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Pluskut Tukker posted:

Indeed. And this is why the euro will survive: if even the Greeks do not want to leave the Euro after 7 years of misery , then who else will?

Right, but what I failed to convey was the idea that Jerry is more than happy to jettison swarthy untermenschen out of his currency as soon as they become useless mouths to feed. It isn't entirely straight-forward to say that everyone wants to stay in the euro because otherwise poop will hit the fan when the herrenvolk are already greedily eyeing up the first victims to make an example from.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Haha, that Brussels correspondent thinks Hungary leaving the EU would be a bad thing.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
"Sir! Sir! The German public is going to try its damnedest to unseat a hypothetically unbreakable coalition!"
"Will you shut up for a minute I'm trying to flog some Eurofighters to Chile here"

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

:confused:

We've had the third year in a row of steady growth and shrinking unemployment

I mean, there are some outliner countries doing badly and you can argue about how good the recovery actually is, but it's still a recovery

It's an economic recovery for the usual suspects. For most people wages are still dead while costs of living have never stopped increasing, while more jobs are starting to show up most of them are low paying with no real career progress or flat out precarious, and youth unemployment still remains pretty high.

Talking about growth and recovery, because the numbers show it's recovering and growing, it's how you get Trump, Brexit and most likely Le Pen, because for your average dude on the street, there's gently caress all happening to them, other than more of the same poo poo. Bad jobs, bad pay, bad everything.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

:confused:

We've had the third year in a row of steady growth and shrinking unemployment

I mean, there are some outliner countries doing badly and you can argue about how good the recovery actually is, but it's still a recovery

It's not good enough and its a terrible sign. It's been almost 8 years since the last worldwide recession we're still just sporting a 'modest' recovery. At this pace we will see the rise of the next Third Reich before the Eurozone has even recovered that which was lost in the last crisis. Youth unemployment is still at over 20% in the Eurozone with big countries like Spain being at over 40%!

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Electronico6 posted:

It's an economic recovery for the usual suspects. For most people wages are still dead while costs of living have never stopped increasing, while more jobs are starting to show up most of them are low paying with no real career progress or flat out precarious, and youth unemployment still remains pretty high.

Talking about growth and recovery, because the numbers show it's recovering and growing, it's how you get Trump, Brexit and most likely Le Pen, because for your average dude on the street, there's gently caress all happening to them, other than more of the same poo poo. Bad jobs, bad pay, bad everything.

Fair point

MiddleOne posted:

It's not good enough and its a terrible sign. It's been almost 8 years since the last worldwide recession we're still just sporting a 'modest' recovery. At this pace we will see the rise of the next Third Reich before the Eurozone has even recovered that which was lost in the last crisis. Youth unemployment is still at over 20% in the Eurozone with big countries like Spain being at over 40%!


That too

goethe42
Jun 5, 2004

Ich sei, gewaehrt mir die Bitte, in eurem Bunde der Dritte!

Rappaport posted:

Right, but what I failed to convey was the idea that Jerry is more than happy to jettison swarthy untermenschen out of his currency as soon as they become useless mouths to feed. It isn't entirely straight-forward to say that everyone wants to stay in the euro because otherwise poop will hit the fan when the herrenvolk are already greedily eyeing up the first victims to make an example from.

What? Who will be the UKs first victims? And how will they be victimized/made an example of?
By being jettisoned out of the currency (country?) by Jeremy Corbyn?
Isn't he the Labour leader, so probably even a bit less xenophobic than the average Brit?

Pluskut Tukker
May 20, 2012

Rappaport posted:

Right, but what I failed to convey was the idea that Jerry is more than happy to jettison swarthy untermenschen out of his currency as soon as they become useless mouths to feed. It isn't entirely straight-forward to say that everyone wants to stay in the euro because otherwise poop will hit the fan when the herrenvolk are already greedily eyeing up the first victims to make an example from.

Jerry may be ready to do so, but they lack the power to actually accomplish that. In the real world though, Jerry is nevertheless a cosignee on all the loans given to Greece through the ESM,, and as the biggest EU contributor in absolute terms Germany has effectively also paid the largest share of the at least 100 billion euros in structural and cohesion funds that went Greece's way since it joined the EEC in 1981.



jBrereton posted:

Imagine being in such a wonderland that the second-largest economy leaves the union, your awful refugee agreement with Turkey might collapse any day, and a brushfire of populism is spreading because of massive income inequality, and you table "work out how to help EADS make more money" as if it's the most important thing in the world agenda lol

Lol at anyone from the UK or the US chiding the EU for having an excessive degree of income inequality.

Anyway, I probably didn't contextualise Quatremer enough, because he does not exactly see all the things he listed as good things; it's more that he thinks that the people who have been saying that the EU is doomed and that a breakup is bound to happen are wrong, and that the process of European integration is alive and well, and that to the contrary further integration is actually likely to happen. Though as always with the EU, the outcome is not necessarily going to look pretty.

Pluskut Tukker fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Jan 2, 2017

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

goethe42 posted:

What? Who will be the UKs first victims? And how will they be victimized/made an example of?
By being jettisoned out of the currency (country?) by Jeremy Corbyn?
Isn't he the Labour leader, so probably even a bit less xenophobic than the average Brit?
Jerry is the Germans.

MiddleOne posted:

It's not good enough and its a terrible sign. It's been almost 8 years since the last worldwide recession we're still just sporting a 'modest' recovery. At this pace we will see the rise of the next Third Reich before the Eurozone has even recovered that which was lost in the last crisis. Youth unemployment is still at over 20% in the Eurozone with big countries like Spain being at over 40%!
Yeah, only managing a 'modest' "recovery" around the time the world is gearing up for the next major recession is not exactly a stellar performance.

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

Pluskut Tukker posted:

Jerry may be ready to do so, but they lack the power to actually accomplish that. In the real world though, Jerry is nevertheless a cosignee on all the loans given to Greece through the ESM,, and as the biggest EU contributor in absolute terms Germany has effectively also paid the largest share of the at least 100 billion euros in structural and cohesion funds that went Greece's way since it joined the EEC in 1981.

I am tempted to say that Jerry is also the only guy who can decide to print more of his own currency within the eurozone, but I don't actually know enough about their internal politics to know whether they'd actually do it.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

goethe42 posted:

What? Who will be the UKs first victims? And how will they be victimized/made an example of?
By being jettisoned out of the currency (country?) by Jeremy Corbyn?
Isn't he the Labour leader, so probably even a bit less xenophobic than the average Brit?

Jerry = Germany.

jBrereton posted:

Imagine being in such a wonderland that the second-largest economy leaves the union, your awful refugee agreement with Turkey might collapse any day, and a brushfire of populism is spreading because of massive income inequality, and you table "work out how to help EADS make more money" as if it's the most important thing in the world agenda lol

Better EADS than Lockheed-Martin.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

Rappaport posted:

I am tempted to say that Jerry is also the only guy who can decide to print more of his own currency within the eurozone, but I don't actually know enough about their internal politics to know whether they'd actually do it.
Mario Draghi is not Jerry and has been printing currency within the eurozone for a while now.

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

LemonDrizzle posted:

Mario Draghi is not Jerry and has been printing currency within the eurozone for a while now.

Good point, though he's made a big hooplaa about it not actually being running the printing presses :v:

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

LemonDrizzle posted:

Mario Draghi is not Jerry and has been printing currency within the eurozone for a while now.

The Jerry is now using Italians for his perfidious plans? Sad! The Jerry probably kidnapped his famaly and blackmailing hom now. How low energy! :eyepop:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I also use British WWI slang to refer to other nationalities

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
Also, everyone's using "Jerry" incorrectly - it's "a Jerry" for a German, or "the Jerries" for Germans collectively. You can't really use "Jerry" to mean Germany. Now "the Hun", that's a different story.

e: @Phlegmish - Jerries was more WWII than WWI afaik.

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013

The "Hun" just reminds me of Motörhead

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

:confused:

We've had the third year in a row of steady growth and shrinking unemployment

I mean, there are some outliner countries doing badly and you can argue about how good the recovery actually is, but it's still a recovery

Perception = Reality in economics so even if you were technically correct or not it is irrelevant. The US is doing miles better than euro economies and had one economic populist win and another get embarrassingly close in the dem primary. It's quite obvious this so called recovery isn't one to most people. The US even had real wage growth that was the best in decades and it still didn't matter. Not to mention we are due for another recession, which could mean that what brief reprieve people had is soon to be wiped away again in a couple years.

The refugee crisis is just icing on the shitcake, because you now have a bunch of people coming in and the lower classes quite accurately worried about what that means for the already flailing social safety nets and job competition in the age of automation. These two things work very well in tandem to destroy faith in the current governments and drive people who would ordinarily never consider it to take a look at the far right parties, who seem to be the only people actually offering solutions. Terrible solutions that won't work, but when all else you got are leaders saying "maybe we just have to get used to being blown up and run over by trucks" it's not really a surprise people are still heading in that direction.


Pluskut Tukker posted:

Indeed. And this is why the euro will survive: if even the Greeks do not want to leave the Euro after 7 years of misery , then who else will?


Greece leaving the euro would have meant starvation and freezing since who would lend money to greece at that point? loving no one that's who. Countries like the UK will still have access to capital markets even if/when they leave the EU because they actually have a functioning economy. Besides that the refugee crisis is very much not a settled issue, and the continuing pressures from it could blow up the euro/eu on its own as countries deal with the long term implications.

At the end of the day the euro only made sense if it caused further political integration; this was the original plan in fact. Economic cooperation would automatically breed political cooperation, was the theory. But it has not done so-- and quite the contrary poll after poll after poll after election has shown that people in europe do not want further political integration and in many cases the majority wants more political disintegration. The current setup of the euro simply makes no sense because of this, and yet the political elite keeps on trying to shove the square peg into the round hole and wondering why people are fleeing to the fringe parties in droves.

As I've said the EU is trying to pretend they are like the current day US when they are actually pre-civil war US, at best, when it comes to how the states view each other. One of the causes of the US civil war was the shared experience of the revolutionary war (which was a strong cohesive force in bringing together the states) being forgotten. In much the same way the shared of experiences of WWII, which provided the primary impetus to forming a union, are being lost to time and the integrating force it provided dissolving.

Pluskut Tukker
May 20, 2012

LemonDrizzle posted:

Also, everyone's using "Jerry" incorrectly - it's "a Jerry" for a German, or "the Jerries" for Germans collectively. You can't really use "Jerry" to mean Germany. Now "the Hun", that's a different story.

e: @Phlegmish - Jerries was more WWII than WWI afaik.

Thanks for the correction, Limey! ;)

TROIKA CURES GREEK posted:

Greece leaving the euro would have meant starvation and freezing since who would lend money to greece at that point? loving no one that's who. Countries like the UK will still have access to capital markets even if/when they leave the EU because they actually have a functioning economy.

The UK may leave the EU (at enormous cost) because they don't have the euro. Anyone else? Other than Germany maybe, it would be impossible.


TROIKA CURES GREEK posted:

At the end of the day the euro only made sense if it caused further political integration; this was the original plan in fact. Economic cooperation would automatically breed political cooperation, was the theory. But it has not done so-- and quite the contrary poll after poll after poll after election has shown that people in europe do not want further political integration and in many cases the majority wants more political disintegration. The current setup of the euro simply makes no sense because of this, and yet the political elite keeps on trying to shove the square peg into the round hole and wondering why people are fleeing to the fringe parties in droves.

My sense is more that people are unhappy because the system isn't working for them, and they will blame the EU if given the option even if their direct problems are not necessarily the fault of the EU (e.g youth unemploymnent, where the euro crisis has worked as a magnifier for existing problems, but the roots of the problem are usually structural), or even when the EU is doing more to help them than their own national governments (e.g. poorer regions of the UK getting significant funding from the EU and not much help from London). Of course there are also many who already were opposed to further integration for ideological reasons, but anti-EU parties wouldn't have such an appeal if the system worked better for people.


Pluskut Tukker fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Jan 2, 2017

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


The UK left is generally upset about 3 things w.r.t. the EU (if they are at all):

1. That the EU treated Greece badly and as such is a horrible neoliberal organisation not worthy of support (ignoring the UK government campaigning to tell Greece to gently caress off)
2. That without immigration from the EU the housing crisis would get better and maybe the NHS cuts will have less impact
3. Some grumbling about having to provide compensation for nationalisations (mostly just the communists) and not being able to get rid of VAT (this is a rule of the common market for relatively obvious reasons. not that any electable UK government would want to, but hey any day now)

I don't think they really mind further EU integration as such, definitely not if it had a leftist bent. That's the nationalists who do. In fact the left would mostly be in favour of more integration. And regardless of anything Labour voters voted overwhelmingly for remain (however many traditional, poor, white working-class majority Labour voting areas voted to Leave).

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Jan 2, 2017

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Private Speech posted:

In fact the (UK) left would mostly be in favour of more (European) integration.
Not really, since the upward trend in terms of Europe expanding its role to include such great things as arming border guards with shotguns, thinking it should build an army, and colluding in austerity has also come at a time of super right wing shitheads getting a lot more power in the EU.

An EU that wants to give itself more power and also acts as a lightning rod for cunts every time there are elections means an upswing in the power of fascist reactionaries because the Schulzes and Verhofstadts of the world can't keep track of is happening to their own organisation/can but don't care if it gives them personally even a mote more power.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Pluskut Tukker posted:

Lol at anyone from the UK or the US chiding the EU for having an excessive degree of income inequality.
Oh right yeah we're all ignorant about that stuff because it's happening to us most of all and can see it developing in Europe too (???)

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

LemonDrizzle posted:

Also, everyone's using "Jerry" incorrectly - it's "a Jerry" for a German, or "the Jerries" for Germans collectively. You can't really use "Jerry" to mean Germany. Now "the Hun", that's a different story.

e: @Phlegmish - Jerries was more WWII than WWI afaik.
We'll continue to use Jerry for Germans collectively, to annoy both great enemies of Europe.

YF-23
Feb 17, 2011

My god, it's full of cat!


It was maybe funny once or twice but please don't keep referring to Germans as Jerries.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

LemonDrizzle posted:

Also, everyone's using "Jerry" incorrectly - it's "a Jerry" for a German, or "the Jerries" for Germans collectively. You can't really use "Jerry" to mean Germany. Now "the Hun", that's a different story.

e: @Phlegmish - Jerries was more WWII than WWI afaik.

yeah when uncle same called the vietcong charlie they meant one specific guy right

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Goa Tse-tung posted:

yeah when uncle same called the vietcong charlie they meant one specific guy right

yea

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

YF-23 posted:

It was maybe funny once or twice but please don't keep referring to Germans as Jerries.

I just looked it up and it's probably the most harmless nickname in history.


"Jerry was a nickname given to Germans during the Second World War by soldiers and civilians of the Allied nations, in particular by the British. The nickname was originally created during World War I,[11] but it did not find common use until World War II.[11]

The name Jerry was probably derived from the stahlhelm introduced in 1916, which was said by Tommy Atkins to resemble a chamber pot[12] or Jeroboam.[13] Alternatively, it may be a simple alteration of the word German.[14] One ongoing use of "Jerry" is found in the term jerrycan."

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Pluskut Tukker posted:

Lol at anyone from the UK or the US chiding the EU for having an excessive degree of income inequality.

That's not really how this works. We don't have to keep quiet about the injustices of other countries just because our own is poo poo. We're not in a competition. No one is trying to say "you're country is worse" in order to score points. This is the thread where we talk about the ongoing downfall of the EU. Which currently still includes the UK.

Pluskut Tukker
May 20, 2012

Regarde Aduck posted:

That's not really how this works. We don't have to keep quiet about the injustices of other countries just because our own is poo poo. We're not in a competition. No one is trying to say "you're country is worse" in order to score points. This is the thread where we talk about the ongoing downfall of the EU. Which currently still includes the UK.

You and jBrereton are right. My comment was stupid and needlessly insulting and I apologize.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Regarde Aduck posted:

We're not in a competition.

Yes we are.

A grand race to the bottom, as every country in the EU competes to starve themselves of fiscal revenue by giving cut after cut after cut to the wealthiest people and the large corporations, and then in the name of sacro-sanct debt reduction mercilessly grind down welfare and pensions, while adjusting their social and environmental regulations to that of China because that's what the divine Market wants in order to bring jobs back; and people have become too poor to afford poo poo that's built in non-world-destroying conditions.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Mainly it's just depressing to see the Irish state reckon they couldn't create 6,000 jobs with 13 billion euros and go kowtowing back to Apple.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

jBrereton posted:

Mainly it's just depressing to see the Irish state reckon they couldn't create 6,000 jobs with 13 billion euros and go kowtowing back to Apple.

step 1: take 13 billion euros
step 2: pay 6000 people 20000 euros per year for over 100 years. for something. anything.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

blowfish posted:

step 1: take 13 billion euros
step 2: pay 6000 people 20000 euros per year for over 100 years. for something. anything.

holy poo poo

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

blowfish posted:

step 1: take 13 billion euros
step 2: pay 6000 people 20000 euros per year for over 100 years. for something. anything.
Employ 150,000 people for 40000E for 2 years to find a way to generate electricity from rain using materials found in Ireland who even cares lol have some fun with it.

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Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

jBrereton posted:

Employ 150,000 people for 40000E for 2 years to find a way to generate electricity from rain using materials found in Ireland who even cares lol have some fun with it.

I see we have a visitor from another universe where Irish politicians have balls and a long term vision for Ireland

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