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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

-Atom- posted:

Short of them just signing someone straight out of a UFC gym I really don't see it

i would be forced to cheer for cm punk if he fought platinum mike perry and that's just terrible

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



DeathChicken posted:

Sage would murder Punk dead

Absolutely.


Chris James 2 posted:

We'll find out when Sage fights Gall in 2 days

Even if Gall buzzsaws Sage the way he did Punk I still firmly believe Sage would have KOed him in round 1. Punk is far far too green to fare very well against anyone who has been fighting for a few years let alone someone who has competed in striking competitions his whole life. Micky Gall will probably beat Sage because he's a much better grappler than Northcutt. That doesn't in any way diminish that Sage is a very experienced striker and Phil Brooks is, well, not.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Everything we've seen from Sage suggests he is much, much better than Punk and would slaughter him.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Could Scott Coker beat CM Punk

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Punk would take one look at Sage's masterfully sculpted thighs and tap instantly.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I want punk to join the fighters Union

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

coconono posted:

Punk would take one look at Sage's masterfully sculpted thighs and tap instantly.

Heck, same.

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Mr. Nice! posted:

Micky Gall will probably beat Sage because he's a much better grappler than Northcutt.

Yeah but can he rip an apple

RagingHematoma
Apr 19, 2004

Goiters can be beautiful too!

Chris James 2 posted:

We'll find out when Sage fights Gall in 2 days

:lol:

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian
Gall did just finish a guy who has wins over 3 guys who were signed to the UFC with winning records so Gall is probably just a case of picking the wrong can for Punk. Those guys Sage beat were all regional standouts at worst and Gall made him look pretty silly.

No doubt Punk would do a lot better against Francisco Trevino than he did against Gall.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

MacDougall posted:

Gall did just finish a guy who has wins over 3 guys who were signed to the UFC with winning records so Gall is probably just a case of picking the wrong can for Punk. Those guys Sage beat were all regional standouts at worst and Gall made him look pretty silly.

No doubt Punk would do a lot better against Francisco Trevino than he did against Gall.

On the other hand

uppercut.gif

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian

Lid posted:

On the other hand

uppercut.gif

I can't argue with that. I suppose what I am saying is that he might not have been decimated on the ground on his back quite as quickly facing someone else. Everything we've seen and been told of Gall is that he's actually quite gifted at the jits. Sure most UFC fighters would have ducked that punch, maybe most taken him down, but against someone else maybe he'd have actually gotten up. He lasted longer defending chokes against Gall than Sage did.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
So? Sage went a round and a half and got cracked by a hard punch.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Also Sage has won a fight against another human.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Sage is actually bad and Punk is actually worse.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

coconono posted:

Sage is actually bad and Punk is actually worse.

Clearly there's only one way to know for sure

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

MMA math says it's a coin flip.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Lid posted:

On the other hand

uppercut.gif

I'm not going to say that Punk is good, but I think that over the course of 2 years of training full time as Duke Roufus' pet project, he probably learned how to punch better than he knew how to in his first 2 weeks or whenever that clip was filmed.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Whatever happened to the MMA fighter with no arms and no legs? Punk could fight him.

Edit: in case anyone hasn't seen it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DOfl9PEmGws

BGrifter fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Dec 22, 2016

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

BGrifter posted:

Whatever happened to the MMA fighter with no arms and no legs?

After his fight he retired from MMA and climbed Mount Kilimanjaro.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

BGrifter posted:

Whatever happened to the MMA fighter with no arms and no legs? Punk could fight him.

Edit: in case anyone hasn't seen it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DOfl9PEmGws

this dude has a better strike game than punk

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Nunes/Ronda - 48 seconds
Gall/Punk - 2 minutes 14 seconds

Punk didn't get the worst rear end kicking of the year :toot: we did it

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Someone drag Tank Abbot out of the Thai brothel he's nodding off in and have him fight Punk. If he's alive.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Chris James 2 posted:

Nunes/Ronda - 48 seconds
Gall/Punk - 2 minutes 14 seconds

Punk didn't get the worst rear end kicking of the year :toot: we did it

So, Punk vs Rousey next?

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Glenn Quebec posted:

Someone drag Tank Abbot out of the Thai brothel he's nodding off in and have him fight Punk. If he's alive.

Nah, give the fight to Severn.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Say Nothing posted:

So, Punk vs Rousey next?

LOOK IN MY EYES
WHAT DO YOU SEE
THE PANIC OF COACH EDMOND T

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



1st AD posted:

LOOK INTO MY EYES
YOU WILL SEE
THE PANIC OF COACH EDMOND T

FTFY. Very nice otherwise.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


It's not fixing it if you reduce it below the correct number of syllables for the verse lol

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Dude, those are the actual lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXtlWmBM-HU

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Wrong song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Well poo poo, it fits anyway. Also, I think it's funnier as Bryan Adams. Doesn't make much sense with regards to Punk, though.

e: Somehow I forgot he came out to Living Colour. Probably because I haven't seen him do anything in several years.

Regrettable fucked around with this message at 11:49 on Jan 2, 2017

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

t('.'t)

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013



CM Punk coming out to Bryan Adams is my new headcanon

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?




Somehow you took a meme that's become extremely unfunny and played to death and breathed new life into it by being hilariously incorrect

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
loving hell

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Josuke Higashikata posted:

CM Punk coming out to Bryan Adams is my new headcanon

Nah that's Edge's song when he comes in and beats Punk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqdtQeFNpuM

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Bluedeanie posted:

Somehow you took a meme that's become extremely unfunny and played to death and breathed new life into it by being hilariously incorrect

:)

Shine posted:

t('.'t)

:(

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

BGrifter posted:

Whatever happened to the MMA fighter with no arms and no legs? Punk could fight him.

Edit: in case anyone hasn't seen it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DOfl9PEmGws
Well he has no striking and headbutts are illegal so that z-league nothing didn't really think that one through

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer
so what is Ronda's and Punk's new tag team name?

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Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
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