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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

ashpanash posted:

Cool. Get back to me in six months, we'll see if that opinion has changed.

I'll set a reminder on my smartphone.

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DreadLlama
Jul 15, 2005
Not just for breakfast anymore

Soup du Journey posted:

you mean the guy who designed the slippery landing platform on the rainy research planet to make it so that everyone had to hang around outside for the benefit of covert infiltrators and sniper teams instead of nesting the whole shebang inside of the cliff like where the tie fighters were kept? yeah

I don't know how they run things where you're from but when I'm about to execute traitorous underlings I make sure to schedule the meeting somewhere I won't get blood all over my spaceships.

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

Paladinus posted:

Do you mean The First Avenger? It was an okay movie, yes.

I wish Plinkett had cited The Winter Soldier as a great movie sequel that stands well enough on its out without the broad context of the MCU. You didn't absolutely need to see The First Avenger to understand who Cap is, there is just enough information in the first act of the movie to show that.

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

WampaLord posted:

Well I was spoiled thanks to the forums, but the scene is set up in a super obvious way, which diminishes a lot of the shock value.

Also a lot of people knew that he wanted Han killed off in Empire.

Plus, in TFA he's playing the role of Obi-Wan to Rey, and Obi-Wan gotta die.

I never heard that he (who? Lucas?) wanted to kill Han off in Empire, and even then who cares because Lucas was gone and nobody was going to listen to him ramble on about white slavers.

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

monster on a stick posted:

I never heard that he (who? Lucas?) wanted to kill Han off in Empire, and even then who cares because Lucas was gone and nobody was going to listen to him ramble on about white slavers.

Ford wanted Han to die.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Pinch Me Im Meming posted:

Ford wants to die.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

The Archaic posted:

I wish Plinkett had cited The Winter Soldier as a great movie sequel that stands well enough on its out without the broad context of the MCU. You didn't absolutely need to see The First Avenger to understand who Cap is, there is just enough information in the first act of the movie to show that.

/


(All Marvel movies except TFA are trash, actually)

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

monster on a stick posted:

I never heard that he (who? Lucas?) wanted to kill Han off in Empire, and even then who cares because Lucas was gone and nobody was going to listen to him ramble on about white slavers.

Pinch Me Im Meming posted:

Ford wanted Han to die.

Yea, Harrison isn't as enamored with these silly space films as the rest of us. Actually, what does he like besides money and being left alone?

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.

WampaLord posted:

Yea, Harrison isn't as enamored with these silly space films as the rest of us. Actually, what does he like besides money and being left alone?

planes and crashing them

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

WampaLord posted:

Yea, Harrison isn't as enamored with these silly space films as the rest of us. Actually, what does he like besides money and being left alone?

Weed

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




ashpanash posted:

I'll bet good money on the consensus opinion being that Rogue One sucked in, say, 6 months. I mean, look at the last few pages, people *hate* The Force Awakens now. They loving hate it. That wasn't the general opinion when it came out. Explain that, mr internet contrarian man.

That's because only insane losers are going to be arguing over a movie 6 months from now when everyone else doesn't care.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
three two three four four two three AND

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

These men are pawns.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

I think they're wonderful :allears:

JB50
Feb 13, 2008


Dont forget booze and women:

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

WampaLord posted:

Yea, Harrison isn't as enamored with these silly space films as the rest of us. Actually, what does he like besides money and being left alone?

Much younger women, stud earrings

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Entire thread owned by group of hack frauds lmao

Gildiss
Aug 24, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Ice Cream Barbara posted:

Entire thread owned by group of hack frauds lmao

Reason 9 will leave you breathless.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Nanomashoes posted:

These men are pawns.

Change thread title please

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
Whether you loved or hated R1, one thing we can all agree with RLM is you gotta admire their consistent hatred of Star Wars fans, and that will never not be funny.

monster on a stick posted:

I never heard that he (who? Lucas?) wanted to kill Han off in Empire, and even then who cares because Lucas was gone and nobody was going to listen to him ramble on about white slavers.

It was Ford himself, probably during the Holiday Special where you can literally see the moment Harrison Ford begins to hate Star Wars and probably requested he be killed off in Empire because of it.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I heard the story was that the original script for Jedi had Han dying at some point. Ford actually really liked the screen, and was a bit angry it got rewritten.

Also heard that because of this he only signed on to Force Awakens if they'd kill off Han.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


DoctorStrangelove posted:

Also heard that because of this he only signed on to Force Awakens if they'd kill off Han.

That's the rumor. Which is why it's so loving funny that Grace Randolph was angry at TFA for killing off Han. She's convinced that Ford wanted to be in all three movies.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Shinjobi posted:

Change thread title please

I asked for a fresh new thread title for the new year but It got rejected because I am not funny.
:smith:

DO IT TO IT
Mar 3, 2008

I know "mon" means man, but I don't think "Och" means anything.

grace randolph is one of the straight up stupidest people i've ever attempted to listen to who talks about movies

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


DO IT TO IT posted:

grace randolph is one of the straight up stupidest people i've ever attempted to listen to who talks about movies

She really is. She has like, anti-insight.

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.

Pinch Me Im Meming posted:

I'm seething with rage.

Robert Vadar

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

eSporks posted:

I gotta know what the brother was getting mom and dad for Christmas! How can they leave us hanging?

A blowjob.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Who the gently caress is grace ranolph

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

DO IT TO IT posted:

grace randolph is one of the straight up stupidest people i've ever attempted to listen to who talks about movies

Does she have the same name as the cosplayer with the big boobs, or is it the same person.

NM theyre different.

JB50 fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Jan 3, 2017

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Mu Zeta posted:

Who the gently caress is grace ranolph

Former Marvel media person who got fired for having a meltdown on twitter. Called Synder "Kubrick-esque" for BvS.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
When was the last time Nukie was brought up in any video? We never got a payoff for that!

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

When was the last time Nukie was brought up in any video? We never got a payoff for that!

I bet whatever they were planning had the wind taken out of its' sails by those guys building a castle in the desert out of copies of Jerry Maguire.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Former Marvel media person who got fired for having a meltdown on twitter. Called Synder "Kubrick-esque" for BvS.

Holy :lol: that's dandy

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

By the way, gently caress all of you, it's January! What's this year's roster of movies looking like?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Randarkman posted:

By the way, gently caress all of you, it's January! What's this year's roster of movies looking like?

Monster Trucks, baby

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Shinjobi posted:

Monster Trucks, baby

This movie looks like dumb fun.

Hidden Figures looks promising though.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I won't lie, I watched the trailer of Monster Trucks and was impressed by concept and originality of it. I'd definitely watch it on Netflix or something.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

The Archaic posted:

Whether you loved or hated R1, one thing we can all agree with RLM is you gotta admire their consistent hatred of Star Wars fans, and that will never not be funny.

Years ago I used to listen to some guys who I think similarly hated the Star Wars fans, but this was during the lead up to The Phantom Menace came out.

All I really remember was them calling up a phone booth outside of one of the big theaters where line people were camping out a month in advance for Episode One and got hung up on after insulting someone who said standing in line for a Star Wars movie was a better use of their time/lives than sitting at home watching TV like everyone else.

canned from the band
Sep 13, 2007

I'm a man of intensity. Of cool, and youth, and passionately
The Triumph video insulting all the nerds queuing for episode 1 was the best thing to come out of the prequels.

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temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
Again, its weird that Mike thinks he hates fanboys or they hate him. Fanboys hate the PT as much he does and are what propelled RLM to where it is. But now, he hates fan boys for liking movies that are objectively better than the PT. I think Mike doesn't realize that RLM has its down fanboys now and no one is forcing him to do Plinket reviews any more. The internet is so ironic that I think it broke his brain. Just because people defend a movie doesn't mean they are fanboys and if people hate a film doesn't make them open minded. Also....

a bone to pick posted:

Mike cracks open a chestnut by the fireplace, Jay walks into the room and asks Mike, "how about you crack these nuts?" And then drops his pants. Mike tells Jay to look up, Jay follows his command and finds a mistletoe hanging above him. When Jay looks down Mike is standing a few inches away from his face and lets out a loud belch. "Looks like I'm gassy" says Mike, "you'll have to suck the gas out of me", Jay turns bright red, Mike grabs him and pulls him close, opening his mouth for a kiss.

"Oh my god!" Exclaims Rich from the other room. "Did you guys forget we're all here?". Mike and Jay turn to their left to find Jack, Josh, The Canadians, Max Landis, and Rich staring at them. Max rubs his genitals while whispering "it's a Christmas miracle".

Happy holidays from RLM!

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