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Guy Goodbody posted:The world's worst comedian delivers a half hour set to an audience of Belgian Tesla owners who sit in polite silence i figured this would be bad but holy poo poo, not that bad how does he i don't even
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Guy Goodbody posted:You can tell that Dan Nainan is a lovely person just from the fact that half his comedy set is bragging about himself, but it's good to know that that there's even more confirmation of it. So is Anziz Ansari's, but he makes it work.
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Jan 4, 2017 18:25
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Dan Nainan sounds like a massive twat. But hey, whatever it takes to get you to stand out among the vast sea of lovely local and road comics.
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Jan 4, 2017 18:26
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Pretty much the only times he gets genuine laughs is when he shows his Power Point presentation of funny signs he took pictures of. The laughs come when he reads the signs. Often when I see acts this bad I feel really embarrassed for the person. But he's so irritating that I'm annoyed at how he thinks he's funny.
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Jan 4, 2017 19:47
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Even that one goon comedian who did impersonations and said "gorsh i'm high" pretending to be goofy was funnier than that guy. It's almost impressive how unfunny he managed to be and the fact that he had a half an hour slot makes it so much worse.
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Jan 4, 2017 20:00
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In 30 years he is going to be held up on a pedestal with the likes of Andy Kaufman and Lenny Bruce once all comedy is outlawed because he was so ahead of his time.
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Jan 4, 2017 20:17
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Jan 4, 2017 20:34
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Munchables posted:Please forgive me There is nothing awkward, ugly or gross about the lovely Rylch, honayyyy. xxx
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Jan 4, 2017 20:48
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It actually took me a moment to realise what I was looking at. Holy god.
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Jan 4, 2017 20:52
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Hi Ho Cherry Oh-No
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Jan 4, 2017 20:52
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Wait, is that a keyboard with the keys removed? 
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Jan 4, 2017 21:03
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Everyone quickly turn your keyboard upside down and tap it on the desk in front of you. I'll wait.
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Jan 4, 2017 21:40
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Breetai posted:Everyone quickly turn your keyboard upside down and tap it on the desk in front of you. I'll wait. A few little bits of dust came out but that's it.
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Jan 4, 2017 21:43
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Breetai posted:Everyone quickly turn your keyboard upside down and tap it on the desk in front of you. I'll wait. I'm using an iPad. Checkmate melon farmer.
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Jan 4, 2017 21:46
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There is a sewing needle in there. Wtf.
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Jan 4, 2017 21:55
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Boils aren't going to lance themselves.
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Jan 4, 2017 21:58
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I'm the 4th person to sit at this desk and this keyboard has been here for like 6 years. There is no way I'm flipping upside down.
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Jan 4, 2017 22:00
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Keyboard goop
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Jan 4, 2017 22:03
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Guy Goodbody posted:The world's worst comedian delivers a half hour set to an audience of Belgian Tesla owners who sit in polite silence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-v3sQsxjhg
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Jan 4, 2017 22:08
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expanding this image was my worst decision so far this year  (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 4, 2017 22:38
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i'm the nail clippings
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Jan 4, 2017 22:39
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Dude last a lot of his hair
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Jan 4, 2017 22:40
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Well that's one way to stop bottoming out on your key strokes.
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Jan 4, 2017 23:49
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I get the feeling the keys were removed when someone else tried using it for the first time and wondered why it was so stiff.
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Jan 5, 2017 00:06
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I think on that keyboard there could honestly be a "half button press."
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Jan 5, 2017 00:10
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Give me a keyboard with hair, long beautiful hair Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen Give me down to there, hair, shoulder length or longer Here baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy
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Jan 5, 2017 00:14
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Sagebrush posted:i figured this would be bad but holy poo poo, not that bad Wow, same.  How can you even be so bad?
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Jan 5, 2017 00:29
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Burt Sexual posted:Dude last a lot of his hair Or the keyboard started growing it. One day that guy is going to be typing, and just biomass will creep up and start eating his fingers.
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Jan 5, 2017 00:31
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I need to clean my keyboard now. It's not even dirty.
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Jan 5, 2017 01:10
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gently caress you guys I just bought a new keyboard. If it has any keyboard goop I'm blaming you goons.
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Jan 5, 2017 01:13
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Burt Sexual posted:Dude last a lot of his hair Probably pube clippings.
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Jan 5, 2017 02:30
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Fathis Munk posted:Wow, same. Jesus gently caress christ. Starting out with a solid two-minute block of racial non-jokes, then into just autobiographical babbling, then back to racial non-jokes. I love the slow trickle of people leaving the show. Okay. For those of you wondering how bad this poo poo really is, at 5:34 he starts talking about his dad. The joke is about how his dad said he had to walk seven miles uphill to get to school in the morning and then another eight uphill to get home every night, that sort of poo poo. He finishes belaboring the point of this joke at 7:52. He spends two minutes and eighteen seconds grinding away on one "joke" and never hits anything resembling a punchline.
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Jan 5, 2017 03:28
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Somfin posted:Jesus gently caress christ. Starting out with a solid two-minute block of racial non-jokes, then into just autobiographical babbling, then back to racial non-jokes. I love the slow trickle of people leaving the show. But he never says "gently caress" so that means he wins comedy.
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Jan 5, 2017 03:34
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What I'm hearing here is that he does a lot of corporate bookings. If you've ever wondered just how loving evil human resources people are, go to a conference where they've hired corporate friendly comedians for the entertainment.
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Jan 5, 2017 03:40
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Gorilla Salad posted:What I'm hearing here is that he does a lot of corporate bookings. Is that due to the malice or incompetence of the booker, or due to how bland and inoffensive "corporate comedy" is forced to be? Or possibly due to the hack comedians doing the corporate rounds? Or due to nepotism/laziness? i.e. "I'll book this guy coz I booked him last year and the year before and/or some other company booked him, it's easier than actually looking for a comedian."
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Jan 5, 2017 03:47
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No, HR are just monsters who revel in the suffering of others.
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Jan 5, 2017 03:49
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BrigadierSensible posted:Is that due to the malice or incompetence of the booker, or due to how bland and inoffensive "corporate comedy" is forced to be? Laziness, in my experience. The owners I'm familiar with love just hiring the same people over and over again.
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Jan 5, 2017 03:50
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That just sounds like an awful place to work where corporate tries to entertain their employees by hiring comedians. "Hey look, we're hip! Please continue working for us!"
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Jan 5, 2017 04:32
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It's a pretty common thing and a cool thing if your booker doesn't just type in "clean comedian under $5k" and pick the first one
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Guy Goodbody posted:This is the original. There's seventeen thousand variants, I'm not finding the specific one you mean now that im an adult, this is exactly how i feel, ironically enough
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