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I've been living in a happy healthy spider-free household my entire life and I assure you I am not constantly being invaded by thick clouds of mosquitoes or horseflies and even the time I lived in a horrible apartment building and got cockroaches, oddly enough, the super's response was "ok let me set you some poison traps" rather than "here's your new roommate, twenty huntsman spiders" because we live in a golden age of wonder where pesticides exist
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Agreed with the "gently caress spiders" take. I don't care if they're vaguely useful, God/natural selection is a dick for making them at the same time serial-killer-clown levels of sinister. "Ahh, see you just need to tighten the bolts on this. Here, let me get you the blood-and-pus/microwaved-doll-head-covered wrench that was brought into mutilated creation by a band of Satanists. It's useful."
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This spider derail is stupid, and you are an enormous pussy if you are afraid of them (assuming you live in the continental USA... or Boston). First off, I don't get the joke. Second, that doesn't look anything like a real ski lift.
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Squashy Nipples posted:First off, I don't get the joke. The guy on the right is Merrick Garland, who's going back down having never even gotten a chance to do what he went up to do.
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haveblue posted:The guy on the right is Merrick Garland, who's going back down having never even gotten a chance to do what he went up to do. ah, ok, that helps. I didn't recognize him at all. Still, terrible metaphor, as Obama is ALSO riding the lift down. It doesn't matter if you have your skis on or not, if you are riding down then you didn't ski. I guess I was a little confused because in real life they don't let you wear skis or a board to ride down (in fact, usually only lift operators ride them down).
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loquacius posted:I've been living in a happy healthy spider-free household my entire life hmmm bad news
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Spiders are good and they are my friends. I once saw one jump on a thin mosquito-like creature and was like hell yeah, a fellow traveler in insect killing. I nestled it gently in my hands and put it under my bed just on the off-chance my sweet insect-eating buddy could grab one of these loving rear end in a top hat bedbugs I had at the time. I don't know if it actually worked but I have not seen bedbugs in months. Coincidence??? No. Spiders are perfect home companions.
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God, who the hell gets scared of spiders go see a shrink or something.
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How you idiots see a distinction between insects and spiders apart from one of them being an abomination that Should Not Be I will never understand "this gross bug ate this other gross bug, so now it is my valued friend and I will let it sleep in my bed with me"
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Starshark posted:God, who the hell gets scared of spiders go see a shrink or something. it's literally the most common phobia in existance
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loquacius posted:How you idiots see a distinction between insects and spiders apart from one of them being an abomination that Should Not Be I will never understand One bites me and drinks my blood from my veins, which is where my blood lives. This isn't hard.
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I released a box of spiders in my house to get rid of the flys. Then I had to release a whole bunch of rats to get rid of the spiders. Long story short, my house is now full of feral wolves (had to get rid of the snake eating wildcats somehow) and I'm afraid to enter it. Should have stuck with the flys.
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I sleep with spiders in my mouth on a bed made of political cartoons, which until just now I thought was commonplace itt. Looks like you folks have some adjustments to make.
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World Famous W posted:I released a box of spiders in my house to get rid of the flys. Then I had to release a whole bunch of rats to get rid of the spiders. Googled "What eats wolves?" for a solution but apparently they're the apex predator in whichever environment they inhabit. Bears might at least scare them off, though.
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:"What eats wolves?" Bill Leak:  I don't think this Leak from late December on the same topic was posted in the 2016 thread:  (That's "bushies" as in people from the bush, not supporters of either George Bush.)
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Bro they went under in 2008. I can take you to Best Buy or something, or the Radio Shack that still inexplicably operates
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The West is empty as gently caress and Palestine deserves to be a country. A Just Cartoon.
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Eight years of an Obama presidency and the worst scandal cartoonists stick to him is "he plays golf".
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Trapezium Dave posted:Eight years of an Obama presidency and the worst scandal cartoonists stick to him is "he plays golf". Hey, some of the real diehards still harp on the fact that he used to smoke too!
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Trapezium Dave posted:Eight years of an Obama presidency and the worst scandal cartoonists stick to him is "he plays golf". also he goes on vacation to a vineyard what a loving pompous rear end (who vacationed less than most presidents in recent history also "now watch this drive" -GWB)
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Begemot posted:Hey, some of the real diehards still harp on the fact that he used to smoke too! I dunno, I think that makes him cooler
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Cape Cod Crab Chip posted:One bites me and drinks my blood from my veins, which is where my blood lives. This isn't hard. you can kill that kind of bug with your hand pretty easily by hitting it, that isn't hard either. You don't need to infest your home with the other one or be eternally bitten. This isn't an either-or scenario. 
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loquacius posted:you can kill that kind of bug with your hand pretty easily by hitting it, that isn't hard either. You don't need to infest your home with the other one or be eternally bitten. This isn't an either-or scenario. What if the spider is a welcomed guest? Is it still an infestation? This is a dumb derail.
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Loquacius squashes spiders, tolerates mice, hates Mondays, and sends kittens to Abu Dhabi. Coincidence??
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Hey loquacis I know you hate spiders but how about house centipedes??? Helpful and harmless! 
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Internet Kraken posted:Hey loquacis I know you hate spiders but how about house centipedes??? oh god these fuckers, it's like, hey let's take a spider, give it five times as many legs, and make it super fast so you can't kill it, thanks a lot earth They at least don't make webs, so that's one less element from Every Nightmare I've Had Since Age 3 they've got going for them than spiders do, but still I can't even enjoy shoveling lasagna into my mouth with both hands or eating someone else's steak dinner in one bite when I think about them it's enough to make me kick the dog right off the table
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But mostly he spends a lot of time in bed, frustrating johns.
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loquacius posted:I've been living in a happy healthy spider-free household my entire life and I assure you I am not constantly being invaded by thick clouds of mosquitoes or horseflies Thick clouds of mosquitoes are an actual hazard here in Florida. loquacius posted:How you idiots see a distinction between insects and spiders apart from one of them being an abomination that Should Not Be I will never understand Maybe I'm weird but I think spiders are pretty. Cockroaches look like RedPanels' ideas if they took physical form.
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Begemot posted:Hey, some of the real diehards still harp on the fact that he used to smoke too! I'll have you know the biggest tragedy is that he once wore a tan suit. Never quite recovered from that one.
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Internet Kraken posted:Hey loquacis I know you hate spiders but how about house centipedes??? Unlike most North American spiders, the house centipede can give a painful sting.
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I'm glad I live in a place where I don't have to decide which type of vermin I would prefer to allow in my home.
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Spiders rool, pest insects drool, QED.
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:Googled "What eats wolves?" for a solution but apparently they're the apex predator in whichever environment they inhabit. Bears might at least scare them off, though. Rednecks. Release a bunch of gun-toting rednecks.
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SwitchbladeKult posted:Thick clouds of mosquitoes are an actual hazard here in Florida. luckily the modern age of wonders also includes things like "screen windows" Necroskowitz posted:I'm glad I live in a place where I don't have to decide which type of vermin I would prefer to allow in my home.  who needs that kind of stress when you already have to deal with things like your owner always hitting on the veterinarian
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Arglebargle III posted:Unlike most North American spiders, the house centipede can give a painful sting. Yeah but they are massive cowards so the odds of getting bite by one are super low. SwitchbladeKult posted:Maybe I'm weird but I think spiders are pretty. 
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