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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

duTrieux. posted:

today i erceived an email from corporate which included the phrase "Here is a ready-made social post for you to use:"

i just yee'd in distress

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TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

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duTrieux.: Oct 9, 2003

i obliged by posting "Here is a ready-made social post for you to use:" ontyo social media.

i think they meant the part after the colon but they weren't specific and also it was obviously written by a manager trying to sound all with it.

here's some of the copy. only changes are the censored parts.

�Hey everyone, we have some AMAZING job openings at ██████████ (where I work). This one is for ██████████for a great ██████████ company!"

duTrieux. fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Jan 4, 2017

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jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

Sweevo posted:

anyone who reads corporate social media output should be flayed and their skin nailed to the city gates as a warning to future generations

Same, except quotes stymie

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

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prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the guy from the podcast? he's rich? did not know that

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

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anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

jre posted:

Same, except *quotes stymie*

hosed up

# ? Jan 4, 2017 21:16

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Sweevo posted:

anyone who reads corporate social media output should be flayed and their skin nailed to the city gates as a warning to future generations

i think it's funny as hell when some intern at wendys burns a guy

not because i like wendys but because in my head the PERSONIFICATION OF WENDYS is winning internet fights, that's fun

# ? Jan 4, 2017 21:17

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

bump_fn posted:

i miss the days when you could call things/people "retarded". it was an insult that had some snap to it

# ? Jan 4, 2017 21:17

jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

anthonypants posted:

hosed up

god damit

# ? Jan 4, 2017 21:21

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

prefect posted:

the guy from the podcast? he's rich? did not know that

he podcasts and youtubes for a living that's kinda how you get started doin that

# ? Jan 4, 2017 21:24

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

prefect posted:

i miss the days when you could call things/people "retarded". it was an insult that had some snap to it

good news you still can in trump's america

# ? Jan 4, 2017 21:25

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

prefect posted:

i miss the days when you could call things/people "retarded". it was an insult that had some snap to it

it sucks that it has an implication about the mentally handicapped who can't take care of themselves well and an insulting connotation when you can point at a grown rear end man and say that dude is the epitome of r-wordization but still swing back and say i feel bad for people who post as badly as i do

this has been the daily ouroboros

# ? Jan 4, 2017 21:28

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

always punch up i guess and be kind to everyone who is a little dim

like me

# ? Jan 4, 2017 21:29

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

syscall girl posted:

always punch up i guess and be kind to everyone who is a little dim

like me

oh i always try to be good about that kind of thing these days. i guess i'm just nostalgic for the time before i knew enough to care :downs:

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Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

this is why i stopped using the ol' r-bomb

http://www.theonion.com/article/developmentally-disabled-burger-king-employee-only-462

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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

bump_fn posted:

lol

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Dixie Cretin Seaman: Jan 22, 2008; all hat and one catte; Hot Rope Guy

Anne Frank to Hamburger Girl: Your Unfaithful Wife Has Lain with a Negro

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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

prefect posted:

i miss the days when you could call things/people "retarded". it was an insult that had some snap to it

I too miss the days when we could tell blacks not to drink from the same fountain as us, and beating your wife was a celebration! PC gone mad I tell ya

# ? Jan 4, 2017 21:49

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Cat Face Joe posted:

this is why i stopped using the ol' r-bomb

http://www.theonion.com/article/developmentally-disabled-burger-king-employee-only-462

word

but i've been binging on trump hating and i don't know a really mean term to use

pleas halp

# ? Jan 4, 2017 21:54

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

"babyhands"

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DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

fatty thinskin babyhands

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raej: Sep 25, 2003; "Being drunk is the worst feeling of all. Except for all those other feelings."

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

I'm the two watches on one arm.

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anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

Cat Face Joe posted:

this is why i stopped using the ol' r-bomb

http://www.theonion.com/article/developmentally-disabled-burger-king-employee-only-462

this is the most depressing onion article i've ever read

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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

DrPossum posted:

fatty thinskin babyhands

this song kinda sucks but its a bad rear end fuckin riff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhu22Iy8fGk

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KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Wowee, lookit that softboy pillar of industry

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

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anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

Improbable Lobster posted:

what happened to this grasshopper

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

loud and proud

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

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Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

anthonypants posted:

what happened to this grasshopper

anime

not even once

# ? Jan 4, 2017 22:49

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

anthonypants posted:

what happened to this grasshopper

it's a pigment thing similar to albinism

# ? Jan 4, 2017 22:54

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

Improbable Lobster posted:

it's a pigment thing similar to albinism

cool

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Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

Improbable Lobster posted:

That pink Himalayan salt doesn't grind itself.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

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anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

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