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Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

KillerQueen posted:

I've been told house centipedes can be bad for larger pets like cats and do-OH GOD I'M BEING SUCKED IN

I know that Conservative cartoonists like to draw Obama as being stuck up, but when did that start exactly? Half of these fuckers just draw him with his eyes closed all the drat time.

Arugula.

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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

KillerQueen posted:

I know that Conservative cartoonists like to draw Obama as being stuck up, but when did that start exactly? Half of these fuckers just draw him with his eyes closed all the drat time.

The moment a photographer captured him mid-blink with his head tilted back, Uppity Obama was born (in Kenya)

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
"Obama is just so drat egotistical. Its unfitting for a president. "

*elects man that engraves his name in gold on everything he owns*

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Brian Adcock on a new nuclear arms race – Donald Trump has said no North Korean nuclear bomb will reach the US mainland, a day after the regime in Pyongyang claimed it was close to test-launching an intercontinental ballistic missile"

Independent:

Labour too weak to win election alone, Fabian Society says

Times:


Mail:
MAC ON... foreign aid

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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I used to be afraid of spiders and house centipedes until I lived with much worse (german cockroaches) and now I desperately want some spider/house centipede watchdogs.

Nichol
May 18, 2004

Sly Dog

Internet Kraken posted:

Hey loquacis I know you hate spiders but how about house centipedes???



Helpful and harmless! :)

In addition to the bite they excrete a fine dust that will give you a rash. Easily the worst.

Cape Cod Crab Chip posted:

Spiders are good and they are my friends. I once saw one jump on a thin mosquito-like creature and was like hell yeah, a fellow traveler in insect killing. I nestled it gently in my hands and put it under my bed just on the off-chance my sweet insect-eating buddy could grab one of these loving rear end in a top hat bedbugs I had at the time. I don't know if it actually worked but I have not seen bedbugs in months. Coincidence??? No. Spiders are perfect home companions.

Okay no bedbugs are the worst. I cannot imagine that this is a true story.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Seriously go gently caress yourself Payne, what use is there for that land for oil and gas companies or dipshit ranchers?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

TheBigAristotle posted:

Easily her worst gif, timing-wise.

You're right.

I just popped it open and adjusted some of the timings. Not particularly high-effort, either.



I think it's an improvement. (one of those frames was 10 seconds long, Jesus fuckin' Christ Telnaes)

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
It was especially strange considering that she did the animation of the spinning cast pretty well.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

ThePeavstenator posted:

also he goes on vacation to a vineyard what a loving pompous rear end (who vacationed less than most presidents in recent history also "now watch this drive" -GWB)

Hey now, all that brush wasn't going to clear itself.

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

I sleep with spiders in my mouth on a bed made of political cartoons, which until just now I thought was commonplace itt. Looks like you folks have some adjustments to make.

I always figured A Hungry Georg was just a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

TheBigAristotle posted:

Easily her worst gif, timing-wise.
I think it's meant to be read like a four panel cartoon, with equal time given to the first three panels, extended for the last.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

loquacius posted:

People keep saying stuff like this but I've never heard an example of an indoor pest that a spider might kill that is worse than the spider itself

What, do you have a horsefly infestation inside your home or something? Why are literal arachnids part of your pest-control setup, are you a Halloween witch?

sorry for the anti-spider hot take, guys, but I'm virulently racist against all members of the arachnid family

How about more spiders? A common house spider around here, good old skull spider, eats flies and also bigger, more dangerous spiders. Like tarantulas.

Clunk Tap It
May 1, 2014
How did that spider derail get started anyway? Oh yeah, this cartoon:

Hey - maybe loquacious was staying on topic all along, just drawing out the metaphor:

loquacius posted:

I've been living in a happy healthy spiderUN-free household my entire life and I assure you I am not constantly being invaded by thick clouds of mosquitoes Muslims or horseflies Jews.

and even the time I lived in a horrible apartment building and got cockroaches Mexicans, oddly enough, the super's response was "ok let me set you some poison traps" rather than "here's your new roommate, twenty huntsman spiders UN soldiers" because we live in a golden age of wonder where pesticides exist

Whoa! Tone it down, man!

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

haveblue posted:

The guy on the right is Merrick Garland, who's going back down having never even gotten a chance to do what he went up to do.

Doesn't look like Garland to me.

In fact I first thought it was the soon-to-be-ex French president, Hollande.

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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2

3

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Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



What's in the box?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

:drat:

Luckovich going hard is always a good thing to see.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Somfin posted:

:drat:

Luckovich going hard is always a good thing to see.

Someone needs to track the point where we hit 2,996 dead by avoidable medical issues after losing access to health insurance due to Obamacare mandates / subsidies.

Not that there's actually any way to pull that off without HHS explicitly watching.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

I found these today, and thought I'd share them as a change of pace (sort of);

1

(note the location of Paris)

2


3


4

(North Korea doesn't seem to exist here)

King Possum III fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Jan 5, 2017

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

King Possum III posted:

I found these today, and thought I'd share them as a change of pace (sort of);

1

(note the location of Paris)

2


3


4

(North Korea doesn't seem to exist here)

Not bad, but can't beat the original (yes, I know it's probably not that original, but it's the only one I recall)

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Sir Tonk posted:

Are they seriously going to call him "Trumpster" for the next four years?

For as long as Trumpamania is runnin' wild, brother

Starving Wolf
Apr 2, 2010

MUCH LATER
Yams Fan


There. Can I be payed too much money for five minutes work now too???

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

Our posts
Where is the house centipede

Starving Wolf
Apr 2, 2010

MUCH LATER
Yams Fan

Ranter posted:

Where is the house centipede

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism


:drat:

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Can you guys put tiny maracas in all of their hands too?

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!


Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



:jackbud:

Starving Wolf
Apr 2, 2010

MUCH LATER
Yams Fan

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


I wish Tinsley would stick to the tepid jokes like this, the ones that actually belong next to Marmaduke and aren't loving horrible.

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Obama's vicious, dangerous final acts, like dismantling a defunct, useless Muslim immigrant registry will sink Trump. :confused:

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Can you guys put tiny maracas in all of their hands too?

I know of a goon whose avatar is a spider playing bongo drums, so why not maracas too?

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

:perfect:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Now that is insightful commentary.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Political cartoons 2017: if at first you don't succeed write 'Debt' on it.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
Oh, wow. It's a Tinsley that I don't hate and is probably correct and suggests an acknowledgment of the past and an understanding of change! Holy loving poo poo this is strange and confusing, give me something that shows a dangerous lack of understanding.

That's the good stuff. Terminally confused fuckwit brings up one of America's ongoing international atrocities as a punchline. Also, yeah. Trump's in control of Guantanamo Bay now.

Jesus loving christ I need a drink.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Somfin posted:

That's the good stuff. Terminally confused fuckwit brings up one of America's ongoing international atrocities as a punchline. Also, yeah. Trump's in control of Guantanamo Bay now.

Jesus loving christ I need a drink.

If it helps, he isn't in control of it for another two weeks.

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Trapezium Dave posted:

Eight years of an Obama presidency and the worst scandal cartoonists stick to him is "he plays golf".

Payne probably hates golf because the carts are small and under-powered.

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