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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Zzulu posted:

What was the actual torturing? What did they do to that poor retarded

They read the last page of this thread aloud to him.
Over
and over
again.

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Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Zzulu posted:

What was the actual torturing? What did they do to that poor retarded

You can't get off without the details?

somekindofguy
Mar 9, 2011
Grimey Drawer
Last few posts in this thread summed up

Also this video, but the balloons are replaced by exploding eyeballs and the guy yells "WRONG ANSWER YOU DEGENERATE"

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Cumslut1895 posted:

You can't get off without the details?

It's very difficult to do so

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Zzulu posted:

What was the actual torturing? What did they do to that poor retarded

Tied him up. Cut off his clothes. Cut him with a knife. Beat him up.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
🎶 Rawhide! 🎶



RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Tied him up. Cut off his clothes. Cut him with a knife. Beat him up.

Don't forget put cigs out in the wounds they inflicted.

Pretty bog standard torture, tbh, nothing to get real turned on by.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

HelixFox
Dec 20, 2004

Heed the words of this ancient spirit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArdVVCz3F2E

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
The endless "Red Hot Knife" and "Hydraulic Press" videos with more hits than god are the defining line that separates generations.

Anyone over 35 is all "... so they just cut stuff? I don't get it. You kids and your hot knives and sped up bee movies and numbers one videos." *shakes fist at wifi signal*

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
How are there so many hydraulic press videos? It's a hydraulic press. It's just going to crush the stuff. There's nothing to watch.

Back in my day we watched idiots whack themselves in the nuts doing skateboard tricks. Now that's entertainment.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

How are there so many hydraulic press videos? It's a hydraulic press. It's just going to crush the stuff. There's nothing to watch.

Back in my day we watched idiots whack themselves in the nuts doing skateboard tricks. Now that's entertainment.

Put those nuts in a hydraulic press and we've got a crossover hit that everyone can enjoy

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

You won't BELIEVE what happens next after we lay your loving nuts on a dresser and bang them shits with a spiked loving bat

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Glukeose
Jun 6, 2014

Zelder posted:

You won't BELIEVE what happens next after we lay your loving nuts on a dresser and bang them shits with a spiked loving bat

1000 degree coat hanger going in your rear end real slow like *ssssssssssssss*

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

How are there so many hydraulic press videos? It's a hydraulic press. It's just going to crush the stuff. There's nothing to watch.

Because you're always rooting for the one that gets away.

http://i.imgur.com/j02PT6v.mp4

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Erebus posted:

Because you're always rooting for the one that gets away.

http://i.imgur.com/j02PT6v.mp4

I thought it was hope that something would catch fire, or the operator would be an idiot and squish himself.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Erebus posted:

Because you're always rooting for the one that gets away.

http://i.imgur.com/j02PT6v.mp4

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Got Dang it rolled right off my tongue without hesitation.

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
EXPERIMENT 1000 degree glowing vs. KIDNAPPED MENTALLY HANDICAPPED MAN WITH WHITE PRIVILEGE

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

poptart_fairy posted:

But people we dislike are posting in the thread, that is the true crime here.

This but unironically

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Rolo posted:

Got Dang it rolled right off my tongue without hesitation.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Moon Slayer posted:

Some day, goons are going to finally learn to never, ever, ever respond to PCOS Bill and Farooq. Looks like today is not that day.



Well, one out of two.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Paladinus posted:

It is up to the memes thread on something awful dot com now finally to answer the most important question of our times: can black people be racist?

Only a racist would ask that.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-EYMwDizEI

well of course

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Stoatbringer posted:

Only a racist would ask that.

I just find it easier to be a misanthrope

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

ahahaha

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

FAROOQ posted:

only white women can be racist.

all white women are racist.

This but unironically

soylon
Jan 29, 2015

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Stoatbringer posted:

Only a racist would ask that.

What if a black person asked that?

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





that's the spiciest one yet

El Laucha
Oct 9, 2012


Bad Llama
Jan 2, 2007
pwnerer

:eyepop:

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The endless "Red Hot Knife" and "Hydraulic Press" videos with more hits than god are the defining line that separates generations.

Anyone over 35 is all "... so they just cut stuff? I don't get it. You kids and your hot knives and sped up bee movies and numbers one videos." *shakes fist at wifi signal*

The only one thats good is the
HEUUDRAULIC PRAES SHANNEL

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




RHNB or GTFO

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Oct 4, 2008

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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

How are there so many hydraulic press videos? It's a hydraulic press. It's just going to crush the stuff. There's nothing to watch.

Back in my day we watched idiots whack themselves in the nuts doing skateboard tricks. Now that's entertainment.

Have you already forgotten Will it Blend?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8H29jU8Wrs

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