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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turin_Erotic_Papyrus


We build giant dicks all over the country.

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Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

i thought most of the erotic fic was of sans.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

i got a nezha, he's cool

I'm currently using Mesa so I can pistol everything.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Rodatose posted:

i thought most of the erotic fic was of sans.


Helvetica is where it gets really saucy

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

exmarx posted:

yes it is

what's the actual moral difference between wanting to gently caress mario and wanting to gently caress don quixote. please give a response in detail, with examples.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

The first third depicts animals performing various human tasks. This part of the scroll-painting has been described as satirical and humorous.[1][4]

Sounds v funny

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
I'm starting to suspect Putin was involved in this election somehow.

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Randler posted:

I'm currently using Mesa so I can pistol everything.

i am mr grinding :sad:

so many trash weapons

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

fishmech posted:

what's the actual moral difference between wanting to gently caress mario and wanting to gently caress don quixote. please give a response in detail, with examples.

speaking on a personal level? I'd say there is none

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

beholde this scrolle featuring the chess queene fellating a rooke

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
My slash fiction of Charles the I and Oliver Cromwell is vindicated

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
though mario feels more current because nintendo can release new marios to change mario's canon personality affecting how mario would take me in bed while cervantes is dead

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Rodatose posted:

speaking on a personal level? I'd say there is none

i agree. but he doesn't seem to for some reason.

probably because he's defensive about his extensive library of filthy early modern spanish novellas, imo

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Mario takes the blue mushroom and his eyes become inflamed with passion.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


toadstools spores are ready to be released

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
I want to be sexually destroyed by every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
it's time... for the fishmech signal

*powers up a huge overhead projector to shine a statistical analysis of genji's cyborg ninja peen onto a cloud*

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

fishmech posted:

what's the actual moral difference between wanting to gently caress mario and wanting to gently caress don quixote. please give a response in detail, with examples.

i haven't suggested a 'moral' difference, of course. escapism/interactivity is inherent to video games in a way it generally isn't to art. the likelihood of somebody being alienated from reality and wanting to be and/or gently caress mario is therefore greater than them wanting to be/gently caress don quixote. desperately wanting to be 'inside' fiction is a symptom of alienation, but video games drive and exacerbate alienation.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

exmarx posted:

i haven't suggested a 'moral' difference, of course. escapism/interactivity is inherent to video games in a way it generally isn't to art. the likelihood of somebody being alienated from reality and wanting to be and/or gently caress mario is therefore greater than them wanting to be/gently caress don quixote. desperately wanting to be 'inside' fiction is a symptom of alienation, but video games drive and exacerbate alienation.

you're frankly an idiot if you think escapism isn't inherent to novels etc. or if you think all video games are inherently allowing for more escapism than all other forms of media. especially given how many video games are out there with minimal actual interactivity.

sorry that you feel more ashamed about your loving mario fantasies then your loving don quixote fantasies though :( perhaps u should see a therapist about that?? its probably not mentally healthy

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
consider also that stage performances are traditionally interactive to varying extents between performer and audience, with it even being a specific thing that many audience members felt left out in with the transition to movies. see also interactions between audience and performers of music.

and that's to say nothing of various forms of role playing games, tabletop or otherwise, that existed. and i don't just mean d&d proper. there's long traditions of role-playing of sorts for recreation across many cultures

fishmech fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Jan 6, 2017

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

fishmech posted:

consider also that stage performances are traditionally interactive to varying extents between performer and audience, with it even being a specific thing that many audience members felt left out in with the transition to movies. see also interactions between audience and performers of music.

that's why they made strip clubs

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

heyo fishmech, how many don quixote slashfics do you think were written in the seventeenth century?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
i dont know what cartoon thing you'd find on pornhub tho

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

corn in the bible posted:

i dont know what cartoon thing you'd find on pornhub tho

I was only semi-joking with the marge thing but simpsons, family guy, undoubtedly a worrying (aka greater than 0) amount of kids show. I also mentioned ponies.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
so people dressed as the simpsons loving is more popular than anal sex. good to know

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

R. Mute posted:

heyo fishmech, how many don quixote slashfics do you think were written in the seventeenth century?

dozens, in all likelihood. to say nothing of people privately fantasizing/writing letters/etc. there were plenty of non-dirty fanfics of it recorded in various languages already, and those are just ones that people wrote about/even preserved in publicly accessible sources.

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

corn in the bible posted:

i dont know what cartoon thing you'd find on pornhub tho

Quoting George Carlin: "Imagine Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd"

Different context but the visual holds

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFRSawe33sA

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Hollismason posted:

Humans really like sex. It's why there are a lot of us.

Actually, sex is gross

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
maaarge youre breaking my heart.

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
and Shin Ramyun is loving awesome

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Actually, sex is gross

Hrmm you make a good point.


*discards genitals*

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

corn in the bible posted:

so people dressed as the simpsons loving is more popular than anal sex. good to know

oh no no, it's cartoons. like hentai anime as well as drawn western cartoon porn

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

corn in the bible posted:

so people dressed as the simpsons loving is more popular than anal sex. good to know

This is where you're wrong, they are 'original work' of animators. Why do I know this.

efb

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Extensive Vamping posted:

and Shin Ramyun is loving awesome

it's

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

Hollismason posted:

Hrmm you make a good point.


*discards genitals*

hey don't throw that away. recycle.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
What if it's cartoons dressed as people?

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

fishmech posted:

dozens, in all likelihood. to say nothing of people privately fantasizing/writing letters/etc. there were plenty of non-dirty fanfics of it recorded in various languages already, and those are just ones that people wrote about/even preserved in publicly accessible sources.
wow, whole dozens, huh? in all likelihood, even? how many mario slashfics do you think there are now?

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

How does dream of the fisherman's wife factor into this?

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Hollismason posted:

What if it's cartoons dressed as people?

that's called the republican party

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