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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

I never had Souju or any forgein alcohol. The worse I ever been drunk has been tequila and the fastest I have been taken back to the boat was a can of 4loko and a shot of vodka.

holocaust bloopers posted:

On a similar note, don't go drinking with the Royal Australian AF. They will put you down under.

The JASDF dudes were cool as hell and could drink.

Fixed because gently caress you.

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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

lol apparently none of you got to experience the wild ride synergy of 4loko

Against a friend's recommendation I drank two. You NEVER drink two.

Woo boy that stuff

This was me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGY44DIQb-A

You turned into an asian sex robot?


overdesigned posted:

drunk thread

who made the GiP dick art coffee table book

I made a twitter friend that's trying to do the same thing and wants to know details and it's been like seventy bazillion years since it happened.


Click me

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I mean yeah, actually

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
LingcodKilla wtf did you do in the AUG thread to set that crazy person off?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcnFVpuGyM

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://www.twitch.tv/xbox

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammon, and James May playing Forza

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/paprbckparadise/status/817537085510848512

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
yea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnIcp70PNHk

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFPlGDKgiYc

Susanne Sundfør :swoon:

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fekkb98EoIc

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
The XX is legit good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_oA9UmRd4I

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

https://youtu.be/Bd4jT4zcdHg

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Also goddamn that is pro-click as gently caress. M83 is my poo poo, sci-fi is the tits, and that movie was underappreciated imo

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Pesticide20 posted:

Also goddamn that is pro-click as gently caress. M83 is my poo poo, sci-fi is the tits, and that movie was underappreciated imo

im 1/2 drunk so im kinda emotional atm (as in im feeling emotionss at all basically ) and that line about being the first person to see the curvature of space, teh first peperson to see the planet where they were from

gently caress i wanna go to space so loving bad

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://youtu.be/1qSD7eEK9og

https://youtu.be/UjpbQ1OWMPE

https://youtu.be/76y8mw14tDM

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
i want off this toxic hell hole of a planet, its liek a vampire taking eveything they can froim something, were gonna kill this planet and for what


it better be loving woth ity in the end cause its currently turning out to be bullshit

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://www.twitch.tv/xbox

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammon, and James May playing Forza

:stare: Well I know what I'll be doing in half an hour. Based on the stupid poo poo my friends and I have done in that game, I can't wait to see this.

Edit: oh, 10 AM. Well poo poo, at least there's the archive.

A Bad Poster fucked around with this message at 07:00 on Jan 7, 2017

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I shared the intel report on facebook. It immediately ignited a few anti-clinton rants from people. Some people accusing the US intel agencies of lying trying to set up Assange and that he, Snowden, and Russia are 100% innocent. That was from the bernie bro. The trump people were still talking about benjamin ghazi and emails.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Hot Karl Marx posted:

im 1/2 drunk so im kinda emotional atm (as in im feeling emotionss at all basically ) and that line about being the first person to see the curvature of space, teh first peperson to see the planet where they were from

gently caress i wanna go to space so loving bad

gently caress dude I'm kinda high and yeah I would give my left nut to go to space. And that line is super good.

Also gently caress you because this was the tits when I was a kid https://youtu.be/2a7clqqbHZI

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
Honestly sometimes I regret not majoring in something in college that could land me a job related to space exploration. Science has never been one of my strong suits but I've always been a huge space nerd. Mass Effect is by far my favorite video game series because of this and I can't wait to play the next one.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
im really smart and everyone who knows me for a long time says i should be a lawyer or astronaut or whatever but im a huge fuckup so i feel like huge piece of poo poo caus ei know i could be up there if i actually tried in school, if i actually gave a poo poo about stuff. i have no one to blame but myself cause i had anykind of support i needed if i needed it

i guess the moral of the story is stay in school and dont gently caress up like me

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Hot Karl Marx posted:

im really smart and everyone who knows me for a long time says i should be a lawyer or astronaut or whatever but im a huge fuckup so i feel like huge piece of poo poo caus ei know i could be up there if i actually tried in school, if i actually gave a poo poo about stuff. i have no one to blame but myself cause i had anykind of support i needed if i needed it

i guess the moral of the story is stay in school and dont gently caress up like me

canada, or whatever third world country youre from, cant put people in space

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
And the USA couldn't without Nazi scientists so what's your point?

https://youtu.be/KaOC9danxNo

Also the canadarm etc etc

Edit: sorry for sounding like a dick I don't drink often

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Jan 7, 2017

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

saw them at bonnaroo 4 years ago and they were the best show at the festival

Hot Karl Marx posted:

And the USA couldn't without Nazi scientists so what's your point?

https://youtu.be/KaOC9danxNo

Also the canadarm etc etc

Edit: sorry for sounding like a dick I don't drink often

socialism looks to the ground, capitalism to the sky!!!

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Hot Karl Marx posted:

And the USA couldn't without Nazi scientists so what's your point?

https://youtu.be/KaOC9danxNo

Also the canadarm etc etc

Edit: sorry for sounding like a dick I don't drink often

I have a Canadian $5 in my wallet from the last time I was there, and I really enjoy pulling it out and pointing to the almighty Canadarm on it.

I hate the army and can't wait to get out. Army sucks, infantry sucks, I'm an idiot, hail Satan.

Burt
Sep 23, 2007

Poke.



Talking about drinking aniseed based drinks, you will never appreciate just how loving invisible an elephant and her calf are when they are stood in the middle of a jungle road at night.

Like, some sort of trunky Predator poo poo.

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005


That's the stuff.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Nuclear Tourist posted:

That's the stuff.

https://youtu.be/Sx1mHSo7ug4

https://youtu.be/vIi57zhDl78

https://youtu.be/3yDP9MKVhZc

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Mustang posted:

Honestly sometimes I regret not majoring in something in college that could land me a job related to space exploration. Science has never been one of my strong suits but I've always been a huge space nerd. Mass Effect is by far my favorite video game series because of this and I can't wait to play the next one.

If it makes you feel any better, real space exploration is less about deep dicking your pert young subordinates and blue alien chicks aboard your personal leisure craft, and more about dying horribly and instantly due to a huge number of potential gently caress ups or just plain bad luck.

Maybe that's just because I watched the Martian recently.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Actually it's more about sitting behind a desk and watching a probe do things from millions of miles away.

So I guess there's still plenty of room for deep dickings.

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

I got bored and did a thing.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLfmrNw8ygo

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-eqGULNEkI

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

Saturday night and I;m getting drunk alone. gently caress da police, world is a gently caress, 999373873873 dead cops

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

Have to be at work tomorrow at 9 AM to shovel snow. It was supposed to be my day off. :smithicide:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

LostCosmonaut posted:

gently caress da police, world is a gently caress, 999373873873 dead cops

Helldump Immunity
Sep 11, 2001

pretty much rollin with the dad farm these days
found this pic on an old thumbdrive and forgot how lol it was

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
That guy was doing the officer thing completely wrong

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

The Rat posted:

I got bored and did a thing.



Always room for more Loss.

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Helldump Immunity posted:

found this pic on an old thumbdrive and forgot how lol it was



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNzrem4U298

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