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Schneider posted:Block leave is the poo poo. Merry Christmas Marines, etc etc. Anyway. Booblord Zagat posted:Friend of mine kept getting zits on his cock when he was at the NTC in Irwin, right at the base where it isn't quite balls but not yet schlong. He was doing everything to stop it, from using that St. Ives face scrub on it to cleaning it every day with hand sanitizer, but poo poo kept happening. So one day he asks a Senior Chief Corpsman about it. The Chief has about three weeks left to serve before he can retire with 24 years, so I guess he decided this would be his legacy. Interwebz RN posted:
Schneider posted:Also re: faggotfuckbitchboot with his gay loving pictures and smooching. the dad farm posted:I like driving by cars in jville filled with creatures from your wildest nightmares. Then they pass by and i see "his boots, her flip flops, a perfect pair". I walk back to my shithole of a barracks room and silently weep with the lights off while i jerk off to porn and listen to goodbye horses. Anne Frank Fanfic posted:Whack shack duty. Night 134. At first I chased down individual whacker offers and had to threaten them with UCMJ. I thought they'd be scared straight so to speak. The next few nights they got smarter, using cover and concealment to their advantage in order to blow their hot loads all over this Holy Shi`ite Land. Now I just make a racket by rapping the side of the sheet metal wall with my rifle and watch as joes scamper from the whack shack, tripping over themselves with their trousers around their ankles and cum spurting from their still rock hard dicks. Another three caught today, that's another three Field Grade Jacking Off Article 15s to begin tomorrow. Honeyboy Bradley posted:I think I already told this story but it's fresh in my mind so here it goes again: blazeing w/ hitler posted:Sudden movement on the rooftops -- I zoomed in my M16A14 w/ A Cog and fired off a sick double tap on some insurgent wearing velcro shoes, his body sort of just went limp why running & then fell off the roof onto the street lmao. Then I felt sick to by tummy, thinking wow, I just.. killed someone, but I ate a spoiled MRE earlier haha, killing people is loving cool and Im never eading Jambalaya MRE again.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 17:07 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 08:19 |
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There are like 4 of us left who actually post in here. No one made a new thread so here is my lovely one. Post all your dumb USMC poo poo here so we can laugh at how miserable we all are.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 17:09 |
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5 but thats because i love dudes so ya'll are cool
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 22:33 |
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I finally got out a few months ago. Gonna miss shooting guns out of helicopters but definitely no regrets.
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# ? Jan 4, 2017 23:03 |
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Hail chesty, full of rum, the corps is with thee.
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 09:55 |
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Discount_Bees posted:I finally got out a few months ago. Gonna miss shooting guns out of helicopters but definitely no regrets. Welcome to Freedom
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 12:07 |
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All the cool marines may have died or stopped posting but y'all got the first gold rated service thread of 2017
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 21:20 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:All the cool marines may have died or stopped posting but y'all got the first gold rated service thread of 2017 we're too indoctrinated to rate the usmc thread anything less and no one else cares
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# ? Jan 5, 2017 21:26 |
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Eat the apple, gently caress the Corps. Voting one.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 01:16 |
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False motivation is still motivation. Someone please kill me so the terrible sayings go away.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 02:27 |
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PathAsc posted:False motivation is still motivation. Someone please kill me so the terrible sayings go away. On the count of three we will pull our triggers together and the grass will grow. Oh gently caress me.
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 03:22 |
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Discount_Bees posted:I finally got out a few months ago. Gonna miss shooting guns out of helicopters but definitely no regrets. god bless you discount bees
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 07:06 |
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I wondered who the first motivator to break down and make the thread would be
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 21:33 |
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Discount_Bees posted:I finally got out a few months ago. Gonna miss shooting guns out of helicopters but definitely no regrets. thank you for slippery.jpg and all the other amazing stuff you've done. o7
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 23:20 |
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:All the cool marines may have died or stopped posting but y'all got the first gold rated service thread of 2017 1stSgt threatened NJP if we didn't vote 5
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# ? Jan 6, 2017 23:56 |
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I hope whatever poor bastard goons that are still in can survive peacetime. Be sure you wear your doggone glow belts.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 00:16 |
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PathAsc posted:I hope whatever poor bastard goons that are still in can survive peacetime. Be sure you wear your doggone glow belts. I remember a peacetime Corps. I would sooner do multiple combat deployments than do that bullshit again. Hell, suckstarting a pistol would be a better alternative. It was a relief when the war started and we could do real poo poo.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 02:24 |
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Is KFFF alive?
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 06:40 |
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I see clickbaity articles about new uniforms what's up with that
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 08:47 |
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All I'm aware of uniform-wise is the stupid woodlands everywhere everyday thing, and the situation with FROGs is pretty ridiculous at this point. edit: oh chicks are probably getting new dress blues blouses so they have the same collar but that's a ways off
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 15:40 |
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No discussion of the first wooks to check into an infantry battalion?
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 15:46 |
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I am in Japan with the Navy so I didn't even know it happened. I am mostly going to pretend to be a sailor until I am close enough to retirement to not have rules apply to me anymore.
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Internet Wizard posted:All I'm aware of uniform-wise is the stupid woodlands everywhere everyday thing, and the situation with FROGs is pretty ridiculous at this point. what is the situation with frog gear
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 16:38 |
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You are never allowed to wear it anywhere WHERE'S YOUR UNDERSHIRT
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 16:54 |
Nostalgia4Dogges posted:You are never allowed to wear it anywhere WHERE'S YOUR UNDERSHIRT if youre actually deployed nobody gives a poo poo.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 17:05 |
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Since FROG is good and useful, you can't use it. Just like pockets and beanies. Goddamn am I remembering all the dumb poo poo today. I miss deployments because I'm brokebrains as gently caress. At least I make money now and have a good upward path or I might not remember all the dumb poo poo from being in.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 17:10 |
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The contract to get more FROG ended a while back and there hasn't been a new one, so now you don't get any until you're working up for a deployment, and then you have to give it back so somebody else can use your old pants.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 17:28 |
Internet Wizard posted:The contract to get more FROG ended a while back and there hasn't been a new one, so now you don't get any until you're working up for a deployment, and then you have to give it back so somebody else can use your old pants. oh. im pretty sure they are organizational gear, not part of your clothing issue. maybe that changed and then changed back. the only thing we kept were the waffle fleeces.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 17:39 |
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We never had to give our fleeces back, so I ended up with three. Love those things when I'm hunting. Of course if you lost a ka-bar adapter you were on a shitlist unless you got a cool Vietnam vet at CIF.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 17:55 |
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what do you all think the "O G" part of "F R O G" stands for i'll wait
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 17:57 |
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"Only Gays"
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 17:59 |
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This checks out, actually.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 18:00 |
overdesigned posted:what do you all think the "O G" part of "F R O G" stands for is this some sort of supply 'checkmate bitch' post?
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 19:14 |
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:is this some sort of supply 'checkmate bitch' post? MassivelyBuckNegro posted:im pretty sure they are organizational gear Flame Resistant Organizational Gear That's what he was getting at.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 20:06 |
Internet Wizard posted:Flame im aware after googling it. the ill wait was what was funny.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 20:30 |
i just hope that someone enjoyed the scent of my ballsweat that will never come out.
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 20:44 |
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eau de esprit de corps
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# ? Jan 7, 2017 22:34 |
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Whoever got mine is in luck: my spunk crusts to a Level III ballistic rating. Drop that lame nut-flap in your company's designated K-bar seabag, Cpl Vermis' unrealized heirs will shield your delicate nethers from frag & SAF. jk i didnt return poo poo
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 05:52 |
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Victor Vermis posted:Whoever got mine is in luck: my spunk crusts to a Level III ballistic rating. Drop that lame nut-flap in your company's designated K-bar seabag, Cpl Vermis' unrealized heirs will shield your delicate nethers from frag & SAF. I was wondering where you went
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# ? Jan 8, 2017 08:52 |
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Only have woodland cammies and desert frog gear IMO
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