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mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Avshalom posted:

i quit my job on friday but i don't know when my last day is because my employer gets to choose it

can't you just not show up

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Avshalom has fallen for the ole quit your job but they still make you work trap

The Australian Hustle

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

why the gently caress even waste the olive oil

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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I've made fancy spaghetti Is where you get ring pasta some meatballs that you make tiny and some tomato basil red sauce

It's pretty good at

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Hollismason posted:

I've made fancy spaghetti Is where you get ring pasta some meatballs that you make tiny and some tomato basil red sauce

It's pretty good at



fancy, op

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Berke Negri posted:

not satisfied with being surrounded by just only his own three children, euph has decided to spend all his time in c-spam now

no one should do that to themselves

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Dreylad posted:

no one should do that to themselves

yeah thats why boarding school is a thing

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
new recipe:

1 can tuna
2 slice white bread
1/2 bottle catsup
1 stick string cheese
1.5 egg

blend ingredients in food processor (eggshells included)
microwave 6 min on high
"enjoy"

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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It's good you should try it. You can buy ring pasta it's not hard to find.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Rodatose posted:

new recipe:

1 can tuna
2 slice white bread
1/2 bottle catsup
1 stick string cheese
1.5 egg

blend ingredients in food processor (eggshells included)
microwave 6 min on high
"enjoy"

is this not an omelette?

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
why not try and find out?

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i have gone back in time to stop september 11

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
"devin's endeavor of death desire"

ingredients:

3 beef hearts
1 bottle muscle milk
2 artichoke hearts
1 mcdonalds plain hamburger

steps:
1. julienne your hamburger and your artichoke hearts. arrange on casserole pan
2. pour muscle milk atop
3. bake in oven at 450 degrees for 1 hour
4. mince beef hearts and use mince as a garnish atop finished casserole

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Rodatose posted:

new recipe:

1 can tuna
2 slice white bread
1/2 bottle catsup
1 stick string cheese
1.5 egg

blend ingredients in food processor (eggshells included)
microwave 6 min on high
"enjoy"

Eggshells for extra calcium.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Furnaceface posted:

Look at this sheltered baby that can't think of doing anything outside in the cold or snow.

i grew up in iowa, there's nothing to do in winter aside from drink. unless stomping around flat land and corn fields strikes you as engaging.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

You get to shovel in winter here.

As far as the NFC goes, I'd rather have Seattle than Dallas. Ideally I would want NYG as Eli Manning is the only person left able to defeat Tom Brady.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

i just had an excellent haute southern meal with my folks with some really excellently balanced dishes, thank you for absolutely negating that experience with your gif

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
kalstrams is a soviet plant whose only purpose is to undermine american pride and culture

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

Avshalom posted:

i have gone back in time to stop september 11

not worth it. kill Truman in 43 instead please

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

please kill andrew johnson tia

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


why not james wilkes booth

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

is that his brother

did john's bro make him murder Lincoln

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Obviously by now we know that this timeline is caused by Avshalom meddling in the past

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Hollismason posted:

Obviously by now we know that this timeline is caused by Avshalom meddling in the past

no, we would have had at least one keet world leader if that was the case

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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We have Jimmy Carter

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


stone cold posted:

is that his brother

did john's bro make him murder Lincoln

wow i hosed that up

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

no, we would have had at least one keet world leader if that was the case

imo the avs verse sounds like a better place

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Eugene V. Dabs posted:

i grew up in iowa, there's nothing to do in winter aside from drink. unless stomping around flat land and corn fields strikes you as engaging.

Ice fish (and drink). Curling (and drink). Sex (and drink). Hockey (dont drink, youre standing on 2 giant loving razor blades).

Skiing and snowboarding are kind of out since its so drat flat. Maybe snowmobiles?

the paradigm shift
Jan 18, 2006

https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/817546801410555904
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/817968543211790336

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
when will the right stop appropriating meme characters

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
you make me feel, you make me feel, y'all make me feel like a natural woman

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

this person is banned from twitter for some reason

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009


Everybody please stop teaching your racist uncles how to make memes.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
"you've posted that here before" well suck my rear end

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
well, if we check the minions Canon,

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V2lxFWBqfI

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Badger of Basra posted:

Did he turn into a communist
his own children imply capitalism

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Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
keet on the roof sounds like a good time actually

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