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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

echinopsis posted:

soft incest seems to be pretty drat popular according to the pornhuv year in review

it's probably a supply and demand issue where there are only a few videos like that and the majority of people who aren't into that diffuse their views across a much deeper pool of vanilla poo poo. then a bunch of people who are desensitized to vanilla videos branch out into the more taboo.

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anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
pornhub put out their 2016 metrics recently, so people are searching for that poo poo. i don't think anyone's tried to determine whether the porn companies started advertising their videos as incest, or if people who post videos to porn aggregators like pornhub got better results if they made the title incest-related, so i think it's still a chicken-and-egg thing


this page isn't nws, but lol if you click a link to pornhub dot com at work http://www.pornhub.com/insights/2016-year-in-review

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol those were from r/whitepeoplegifs

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i like to think i've come up with rh[ concept of soft incest (like someone you were raised with or by but not blood related) and then hard incest ala boning your uncle

one of these is perfectly fine for some reason

"i wanna gently caress my mom, but i don't want to break the law, so i'll gently caress the woman who raised me from 3 years onwards who married my dad"

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



lol if you use anything other than the 'hover hand to slideshow preview' option to pick your vids

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

search bombing pornhub with 'respectful cuddling'

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



duTrieux. posted:

wow, star war going in a bold new direction



this millennium falcon, it was made for me


literally lollin

Synthbuttrange posted:

search bombing pornhub with 'respectful cuddling'

sensible snuggling in a public place

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
how the gently caress does anyone show up at those tech events anyway? seeing as they're scheduled either during business hours or evening commute time

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

Moist von Lipwig posted:

new G.L.O.S.S. album lookin' good

they broke up :/

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
that's why i hate that HBO show btw, because it's sold the idea that you can only come to the bay for tech work if you're prepared to be a corporate groupie. while pretending to criticize the startup ideologues it ends up serving them

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

Gazpacho posted:

that's why i hate that HBO show btw, because it's sold the idea that you can only come to the bay for tech work if you're prepared to be a corporate groupie. while pretending to criticize the startup ideologues it ends up serving them

thats what you got out of game of thrones?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


pikachu?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

KoRMaK posted:

lol if you use anything other than the 'hover hand to slideshow preview' option to pick your vids

lmao porn streaming sites?
why do people have such poor standards? lmao this old tracker deviloid was chocka with 1080p poo poo so i downloaded relentlessly and now i've got like 2.4tb of HD porn. there is so much that there is no "oh i need to watch something new not something i've seen before" because by the time you'd have watched everything you'd have forgotten the first one. it really is a sight to beholden. some day my kids will find it and i will have to make a bold hard decision and likely get rid of it before they realise daddy has the largest private porn collection they will ever see

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Sully is one of the best videos that ntsb has put out. really putting those csb vids to shame

Oh poo poo, i got a playlist theme

It includes

Sully
The Martian
Flight
The Aviator
and some csb vdeos
and some aircrash investigation youtube videos
and some sr 71 production videos

we're all cj's

we're all penstock painters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeaX0IRjyd8

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

echinopsis posted:

lmao porn streaming sites?
why do people have such poor standards? lmao this old tracker deviloid was chocka with 1080p poo poo so i downloaded relentlessly and now i've got like 2.4tb of HD porn. there is so much that there is no "oh i need to watch something new not something i've seen before" because by the time you'd have watched everything you'd have forgotten the first one. it really is a sight to beholden. some day my kids will find it and i will have to make a bold hard decision and likely get rid of it before they realise daddy has the largest private porn collection they will ever see

zip it and leave the drive in a forest somewhere. you'll be woods porn guy for the modern age

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
need 2 find like a time capsule style device for the hard drive

LUBE UP YOUR BUTT
Jun 30, 2008

KoRMaK posted:

Sully is one of the best videos that ntsb has put out. really putting those csb vids to shame

nah it unfairly demonises the ntsb to the point sully himself had to insist they not use the real investigators' names because it was so far from the truth

like I get that movies are boring when everyone in it is great and there are no antagonists but I'm sure its no coincidence clint eastwood is a big time libertarian painting one of the most highly regarded federal organizations in the world as a bunch of witch hunting morons who didn't even consider that reacting to an unplanned catastrophic event takes longer than a planned catastrophic event

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

theflyingexecutive posted:

it's probably a supply and demand issue where there are only a few videos like that and the majority of people who aren't into that diffuse their views across a much deeper pool of vanilla poo poo. then a bunch of people who are desensitized to vanilla videos branch out into the more taboo.

mmh vanilla poo poo

like having a barium milk shake

also what's tiny bug child's new user name we need him to tell us about this exciting new world of incest and what tiny bug intern is up to

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

say "php sucks" three times while looking in a mirror and tbc will appear

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

echinopsis posted:

lmao porn streaming sites?
why do people have such poor standards? lmao this old tracker deviloid was chocka with 1080p poo poo so i downloaded relentlessly and now i've got like 2.4tb of HD porn. there is so much that there is no "oh i need to watch something new not something i've seen before" because by the time you'd have watched everything you'd have forgotten the first one. it really is a sight to beholden. some day my kids will find it and i will have to make a bold hard decision and likely get rid of it before they realise daddy has the largest private porn collection they will ever see

I spent a bit of time in hs saving and archiving internet pics. even only two years later, I realized all that time was wasted because most of the pics weren't funny to me anymore. porn is way more about novelty for most people. hoarding it is the kinda poo poo sad people who use half their paycheck buying poo poo on pornstars' amazon wishlists do

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I was cleaning out old files id stored on a drive when upgrading computers. Came across some 2010 porn and hahahah who'd be into that oh me

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon


Sunday morning after drunkposting

FacePalmExpert
Dec 10, 2014

[imagine a clever quip here]




A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

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Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich


ERICS FANCY PARTY HAT

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

KoRMaK posted:

Sully is one of the best videos that ntsb has put out. really putting those csb vids to shame

Oh poo poo, i got a playlist theme

It includes

Sully
The Martian
Flight
The Aviator
and some csb vdeos
and some aircrash investigation youtube videos
and some sr 71 production videos

we're all cj's

we're all penstock painters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeaX0IRjyd8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

echinopsis posted:

"i wanna gently caress my mom, but i don't want to break the law, so i'll gently caress the woman who raised me from 3 years onwards who married my dad"

isn't there some biblical rule like "a woman cannot marry a man they breastfed as a child"

obscenity laws in the US are vague, i think the "step" thing is porn companies not wanting to risk prosecution from anti-porn types

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Gazpacho posted:

how the gently caress does anyone show up at those tech events anyway? seeing as they're scheduled either during business hours or evening commute time

either you're a non-employed trust fund baby or you live in a hacker hostel while working as a barista

and in both cases you live downtown because why would you live anywhere else??? and you don't own a car so traffic doesn't mater

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Gazpacho posted:

how the gently caress does anyone show up at those tech events anyway? seeing as they're scheduled either during business hours or evening commute time

the way anyone looking for a new job does: lie and say you're sick

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

DrPossum posted:



Sunday morning after drunkposting

El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001

Gazpacho posted:

how the gently caress does anyone show up at those tech events anyway? seeing as they're scheduled either during business hours or evening commute time

Sometimes it's actually your job to go to them

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto

I have a friend who lives a couple of doors down from this place. I'll have to ask him what Todd did this time.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

lmao who is this precious twat

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

LUBE UP YOUR BUTT posted:

nah it unfairly demonises the ntsb to the point sully himself had to insist they not use the real investigators' names because it was so far from the truth

like I get that movies are boring when everyone in it is great and there are no antagonists but I'm sure its no coincidence clint eastwood is a big time libertarian painting one of the most highly regarded federal organizations in the world as a bunch of witch hunting morons who didn't even consider that reacting to an unplanned catastrophic event takes longer than a planned catastrophic event

:agreed:

also ignoring the fact that all the training and redundant safety equip and procedures etc that allowed sully to succeed are largely due to 50 years of the ntsb and faa being as thorough as they are

but no, lone hero man bootstraps plane he built with his own two hands to safety with nothing but the colloidal silver in his veins, then founds new nation of sullistan on artificial island hes created in the hudson

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

actually that would be a better movie if it just diverged into full on internet right libertarian fanfic halfway through but kept the ~a true story~ conceit

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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDyEXEbgoME

"sorta like skynet in terminator'

uh...

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