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GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
That mannequin wants to gently caress that man

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Wife just called me 'dad' because I just made a pass through the house turning off lights in rooms with no one in them

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
https://twitter.com/realskipbayless/status/818226338775461888

Skip gunning for that insurance sponsorship cash

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

R.D. Mangles posted:

someone bench this returner holy poo poo

Dwayne Harris used to own

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

mastershakeman posted:

you know what would be a good rule change since grounding is called once in a million years ? ball goes to spot where QB threw it if incomplete

I don't see them calling grounding if it's completed

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

got any sevens posted:

A pizza per person? Jesus

big boys get big pizza

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum

got any sevens posted:

A pizza per person? Jesus

you could clear that at zekes in two pizzas

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

DID YOU HEAR

WHAT THEY SAID

THEY SAY

TOMORROW

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Intruder posted:

Wife just called me 'dad' because I just made a pass through the house turning off lights in rooms with no one in them

Don't kink shame

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
I can't tell if the Giants offense is clicking or if Green Bay's defense is horrible horrible garbage. Eli looks pretty good

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Intruder posted:

Wife just called me 'dad' because I just made a pass through the house turning off lights in rooms with no one in them

Tell her she has to pay for the entire electric bill next month.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Gay Horney posted:

Green Bay's defense is horrible horrible garbage.

it's always this

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Gay Horney posted:

I can't tell if the Giants offense is clicking or if Green Bay's defense is horrible horrible garbage. Eli looks pretty good

Nobody can catch a ball

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
A ROOTING GUIDE FOR NFL FOOT BALL

- Packers over Giants, hooray for socialism

- Patriots over Texans, gently caress Texas and Texans
- Chiefs over Steelers, out of respect for the land taken from native Americans and the journey that forced them into the plains states
- Packers over Cowboys, socialism's greatest victory over Texan capitalism
- Seahawks over Falcons, Seattle has a live bird mascot, PUSH IF ATLANTA ALSO HAS A LIVE BIRD MASCOT

- Patriots over Chiefs, Tom Brady is the hero that the proletariat deserves
- Packers over Bird Team, socialism

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Intruder posted:

Wife just called me 'dad' because I just made a pass through the house turning off lights in rooms with no one in them

wife calls you dad, won't take it up the butt when rowdy loses

how is my wife the meme

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Intruder posted:

Wife just called me 'dad' because I just made a pass through the house turning off lights in rooms with no one in them

Was 'sensible' too many syllables for here?

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

Intruder posted:

Wife just called me 'dad' because I just made a pass through the house turning off lights in rooms with no one in them

when im home alone, its dark all day. as soon as my girlfriend shows up, every loving light i the house comes on. keep fighting the good fight.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Intruder posted:

Wife just called me 'dad' because I just made a pass through the house turning off lights in rooms with no one in them

Clearly not my dad, who thinks climate change is a conspiracy invented by Democrat donors

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Intruder posted:

Wife just called me 'dad' because I just made a pass through the house turning off lights in rooms with no one in them

Tell your wife to pay the electricity bill next time imo

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Intruder posted:

Wife just called me 'dad' because I just made a pass through the house turning off lights in rooms with no one in them

You should demand she call you papi

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Soothing Vapors posted:

wife calls you dad, won't take it up the butt when rowdy loses

how is my wife the meme

Because mine won't take it up the butt regardless of circumstance? :v:

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Is this also gonna double as the Golden Globes thread or nah

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

AsInHowe posted:

A ROOTING GUIDE FOR NFL FOOT BALL

- Packers over Giants, hooray for socialism

- Patriots over Texans, gently caress Texas and Texans
- Chiefs over Steelers, out of respect for the land taken from native Americans and the journey that forced them into the plains states
- Packers over Cowboys, socialism's greatest victory over Texan capitalism
- Seahawks over Falcons, Seattle has a live bird mascot, PUSH IF ATLANTA ALSO HAS A LIVE BIRD MASCOT

- Patriots over Chiefs, Tom Brady is the hero that the proletariat deserves
- Packers over Bird Team, socialism

Why not raptor violence for Seahawks and Falcons? Either way works

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
what kind of slogan is "costs less than [competitor]"

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Cena doing a trash bag commercial. Hmmmmmmmm

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Intruder posted:

Because mine won't take it up the butt regardless of circumstance? :v:

Why did you even marry her then jfc

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

MikeCrotch posted:

Clearly not my dad, who thinks climate change is a conspiracy invented by Democrat donors

your custom title is the funniest thing I've ever seen

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Intruder posted:

Because mine won't take it up the butt regardless of circumstance? :v:

:drat:

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Before this weekend I was all for expanding the playoffs to 14 teams, but now I'd gladly see it reduced to 10

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

NickRoweFillea posted:

Is this also gonna double as the Golden Globes thread or nah

A friend of mine is going to the Golden Globes, she has large breasts, and every year people make dumb jokes to her about that at this event.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

The Aardvark posted:

Cena doing a trash bag commercial. Hmmmmmmmm

let's go cena

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
That Hefty commerical is disgusting. A sloven creeper just objectifying innocent John Cena when all he wants is to buy some trash bags. He didn't ask for that and didn't consent.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
ereck flowers tweet

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.
Holy moly

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
how was that not a false start?



I mean, I'll take the sack, but still

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
my waifu

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Intruder posted:

Because mine won't take it up the butt regardless of circumstance? :v:

:sad:

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

The Aardvark posted:

Cena doing a trash bag commercial. Hmmmmmmmm

Hold on there playa, Cena is very good

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Pungry posted:

what kind of slogan is "costs less than [competitor]"

:911:

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
more like Bad Wing

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