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bring back old gbs posted:it bugs me how all the rlm stuff is: Sometimes it will say 'BY JAY BAUMAN' though?
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loving fifth wheel Rich Evans doing nothing getting a free ride.
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Jan 8, 2017 18:18
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Hey, it takes Rich a lot of time and effort to keep in peak physical dumpiness. Those moobs just don't appear overnight, you know.
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Jan 8, 2017 18:20
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Does anyone else wish they would change it up every so often and review good films rather than nerd schlock? In their year in review wrap-ups they will usually mention real movies and it's obvious they watch other stuff, too.
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Waltzing Along posted:Does anyone else wish they would change it up every so often and review good films rather than nerd schlock? In their year in review wrap-ups they will usually mention real movies and it's obvious they watch other stuff, too. Nah, gushing over good films gets pretty boring, but also that's what an occasional Re:view is for.
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WampaLord posted:Nah, gushing over good films gets pretty boring, but also that's what an occasional Re:view is for. They already gush over about 1/4 of the schlock they see, anyway.
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I just wish their stuff was slightly less "produced", so they could get more content out there faster. Not that their stuff has an amazing amount of production, but I personally find all their more scripted and planned stuff absolutely dire. The more off the cuff stuff when they're just talking about films is way more interesting than a bunch of Mr. Plinkett/VCR Repair guys stuff at the beginning of Half In The Bag, or the stilted acting and "jokes" while they're picking movies in Wheel/Best of The Worst.
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Jan 8, 2017 19:05
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I just wish their stuff was slightly less "produced", so they could get more content out there faster. Look at this fellow who doesn't git meta-double-ironic post-joaks!
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Jan 8, 2017 19:26
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Waltzing Along posted:Does anyone else wish they would change it up every so often and review good films rather than nerd schlock? In their year in review wrap-ups they will usually mention real movies and it's obvious they watch other stuff, too. The Plinkett review of Titanic is pretty good. He picks the movie apart, but you can tell he really does like it.
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Jan 8, 2017 21:10
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I would honestly be kind of into a solo Obi-Wan Kenobi movie. Ewan McDonald was the best part of the Prologues and I think he could carry a whole film if it was a totally stand-alone, swashbuckling Jedi adventure.
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Jan 8, 2017 21:28
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I recently discovered another youtube channel that focuses on technical stuff: Folding Ideas. He has a really great breakdown on why the editing of Suicide Squad failed so hard. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDclQowcE9I
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Quantum of Phallus posted:CD IS LEAKING In between RLM vids and drunken rants about the integrity of the historical record vis a vis Godzilla Movies this has always been a thread designed to handle some of CD's spillover. People wonder why this thread keeps returning to the mothering touch of GBS but honestly it is the only place that can handle this particular toxic mix of nerd culture and meme magic imo.
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Jan 8, 2017 21:32
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I just wish their stuff was slightly less "produced", so they could get more content out there faster. Then you basically just have the show where the Cinema Snob guy and his posse of randos review movies in his car. It's not that great. 8-Bit Scholar posted:I would honestly be kind of into a solo Obi-Wan Kenobi movie. Ewan McDonald was the best part of the Prologues and I think he could carry a whole film if it was a totally stand-alone, swashbuckling Jedi adventure. I just want Shane set on Tatooine and starring Obi-Wan, is that too much to ask?
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bring back old gbs posted:it bugs me how all the rlm stuff is: The Wizard deserves equal placement imo.
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The Archaic posted:I recently discovered another youtube channel that focuses on technical stuff: Folding Ideas.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzidu-5iVRk
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KakerMix posted:Sometimes it will say 'BY JAY BAUMAN' though? oh ok whew, i just want everyb ody to be recognized
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8-Bit Scholar posted:I would honestly be kind of into a solo Obi-Wan Kenobi movie. Ewan McDonald was the best part of the Prologues and I think he could carry a whole film if it was a totally stand-alone, swashbuckling Jedi adventure. This could be great 
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Jan 8, 2017 22:33
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I ain't never seen the 3rd movie because the 2nd was so terrible so I now feel I know what movie it wasn't by like, reverse satire osmosis. I'd like to see more movie things but this guy just appears to talk about video games now.
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Also it's Ewan McGregor you dummies
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I found Reloaded enjoyable on the simple action level. When it is deep into the action it has great visuals, flows nice, stunts are great, nice music. Burly brawl has issues in the second half where it feels like they just gave up. The movie suffered by not spending more time in the Matrix. No one really wanted to know about Zion or how the sewers worked in the framework of interdependence. The KFC monologues replaced the subtleties of the questions the first movie asked. Revolutions is terrible, even the action scenes. It gives up like the second half of the Burly Brawl, all it does is throw giant numbers of enemies at things that kill them and that's it. The plot derails in the most boring way possible. poo poo is just magic now, deal with it.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Also it's Ewan McGregor you dummies nah it's Ewan mcDOHnald, some jersey mnan told me abuot him after a few too many vofkkas gimlretss...
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Why does Reloaded catch so much poo poo? It seems like there's a lot of fremdsham surrounding the Neo vs a billion Smiths fight but I've never heard anyone go into detail about the rest of the movie. Is it just not as good as The Matrix? Was it too on-the-nose with the Buddhism stuff?
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Jan 9, 2017 00:57
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It's nowhere near as good as the matrix.
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The fight on the staircase is one of the best fights ever. I can't hate Reloaded too much.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:It's nowhere near as good as the
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Yeah like reloaded has great action scenes but story wise it's not as good as the first one and obviously the initial cool factor kinda wears off cos it's a sequel. The third one is pure poo poo.
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Mr. Jive posted:Why does Reloaded catch so much poo poo? It seems like there's a lot of fremdsham surrounding the Neo vs a billion Smiths fight but I've never heard anyone go into detail about the rest of the movie. Is it just not as good as The Matrix? KFC and backlash from both Revolutions and "Now Neo is magic!". I do like almost all the action. You got cars flipping everywhere. They built a car that implodes the hood so an agent can jump on it. Hell they built a highway and crashed all the poo poo they wanted. The lobby fight was great too. Another problem with Reloaded was that they cut out a bunch of material about Niobe and here merry gang for some really bad videogames. So if you wanted to know the "Full story" you brought the game back then. It's why they seemingly show up out of nowhere.
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You remember Reloaded because of the set pieces and people, but not because of the actual plot. I honestly can't remember Revolutions right now.
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Two words: Rave orgy
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Two words: God drat it.
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Let's have five thousand robots loop around *behind* the mech with the guns - twice - only to end up in front where he can shoot us. Makes perfect sense.
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First minute: Neo: Woah upgraded agents! And narrowly escapes. Rest of movie: Morpheus, Trinity throw about agents like nothing.
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We need to find the Key Maker! Here he is in a locked room with all the tools he needs to make a key to his own room. I've been here for multiple Neos and generations of the Matrix. I know how to change the code of the matrix at a base level. So far I have made the world's shittiest body guards and orgasm cake. happyhippy fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Jan 9, 2017 |
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Jan 9, 2017 01:39
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happyhippy posted:We need to find the Key Maker! Deep stuff. It's like we all are trapped in this illusion, although our minds are perfectly capable of seeing through it.
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Matrix 1: A normal man is taken on a journey and discovers the world is a computer program. Along the way he makes new friends and chooses to be a hero. Matrix 2: That man has to go to a place to learn something from someone for some reason so within the context of the universe the third story can take place.
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https://youtu.be/lzTNdgjvlr0
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Prequels obi wan should have been Bond. A glorious cartoony Bond.
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Obi-Wan should be like Zatoichi. Every movie he wanders onto a new planet, gives some massages and learns about the plight of the people, and then fucks everybody's poo poo up.
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Mr. Jive posted:Why does Reloaded catch so much poo poo? It seems like there's a lot of fremdsham surrounding the Neo vs a billion Smiths fight but I've never heard anyone go into detail about the rest of the movie. Is it just not as good as The Matrix? Was it too on-the-nose with the Buddhism stuff? There's a lot of really good action, but the architect and the big reveal he has are so bad that they drat near ruin the movie. Revolutions is, of course, a horrible pile of poo poo, too. If I recall correctly, they came out very close together, so everyone probably lumps them in. Like 6 months or something.
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