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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://twitter.com/MJB_SF/status/818236510315024384

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Sounds like she needs a safe space

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lmao

https://twitter.com/MJB_SF/status/818221857497223168

She probably still has a romantic image of a city that has a human poo minefield map website dedicated to it.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Sometimes I wonder why I never seem to meet anyone who is terrified and overwhelmed by my tyrannical whiteness in real life, but then I remember lol

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
We have found the avatar of neoliberalism

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Phi230 posted:

We have found the avatar of neoliberalism

um yes its Hillary Clinton thanks for keeping up

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/imwiththoughts/status/818242825087291397

Cyron
Mar 10, 2014

by zen death robot
neoliberals are the bad guys i a snob vs slob 80's comedy.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moNHfeBJ81I

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Lol the comm3nts on the op

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

https://twitter.com/imwiththoughts/status/727608223767904257

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

The Saurus posted:

Well, a Mexican-American from 2500 miles away has fallen in love with my wife over the internet, and keeps trying to convince her to leave me and move in with him.

So on the whole I probably prefer the ones who don't speak english after all.

cuck

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

The Saurus posted:

Well, a Mexican-American from 2500 miles away has fallen in love with my wife over the internet, and keeps trying to convince her to leave me and move in with him.

So on the whole I probably prefer the ones who don't speak english after all.

sounds like she might be ready to move up from sideshow quality hog to big top quality hog

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/818245594628157441

kurt "i tweet but don't know how it works" eichenwald, ladies and gentlemen.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

The Saurus posted:

Well, a Mexican-American from 2500 miles away has fallen in love with my wife over the internet, and keeps trying to convince her to leave me and move in with him.

So on the whole I probably prefer the ones who don't speak english after all.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

The Saurus posted:

Well, a Mexican-American from 2500 miles away has fallen in love with my wife over the internet, and keeps trying to convince her to leave me and move in with him.

So on the whole I probably prefer the ones who don't speak english after all.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIk1O8l2czk

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/818227269609148418

hey guys

i didnt get the memo that personal health is a commodity

your illnesses and germs are basically designed for compensation~

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

The Saurus posted:

Well, a Mexican-American from 2500 miles away has fallen in love with my wife over the internet, and keeps trying to convince her to leave me and move in with him.

So on the whole I probably prefer the ones who don't speak english after all.

i'm glad she's finally found somebody who cares about her

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
If you plug your nose and read every Ben Shapiro tweet you're doing a pretty good impression of him

Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
https://twitter.com/drjillstein/status/817492781807636481

:rolleye:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Lastgirl posted:

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/818227269609148418

hey guys

i didnt get the memo that personal health is a commodity

your illnesses and germs are basically designed for compensation~

life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness actually means dying of treatable diseases

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

bump_fn posted:

life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness actually means dying of treatable diseases

i mean that's how it worked in the old days

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

next thing you know she'll want me to start treating my company's resources as people!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Proud Christian Mom posted:

next thing you know she'll want me to start treating my company's resources as people!

jobs are the new currency actually

it's the only currency the elites are willing to spend

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lastgirl posted:

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/818227269609148418

hey guys

i didnt get the memo that personal health is a commodity

your illnesses and germs are basically designed for compensation~

I've got this bag of healthcares and no one has a right to it, god drat it.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Lastgirl posted:

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/818227269609148418

hey guys

i didnt get the memo that personal health is a commodity

your illnesses and germs are basically designed for compensation~

i guess technically i'm selling my good health to a soul sucking institution so tricky ben got me this time!

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Rand alPaul posted:

Here's an exciting article from the Hillary camp:


Thank God Identity Politics saved us from the presidency of Donald J. Trump.

lol I guess fatties are such a huge part of the American population that pandering to them is now a legit election tactic

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

logikv9 posted:

In my real life I'm actually a nice person.

Me too irl. We should meet up for a beer!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!



Melinda Byerley, the avatar of insufferability





etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://twitter.com/MJB_SF/status/818132925984096259

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug
jeff weaver is an incompetent mouthbreather and i'm sure he would have found some way to cause bernie sanders to lose a general election

Rastor
Jun 2, 2001

HorseRenoir posted:

jeff weaver is an incompetent mouthbreather and i'm sure he would have found some way to cause bernie sanders to lose a general election

Wrong, Bernie would have won.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

if instituting full communism now would promise that people like her are no longer treated as important and valuable sources of insight because she's a venture capitalist in san francisco, i'll suck off the corpse of lenin while humming the internationale in russian, french, and english.

HorseRenoir
Dec 25, 2011



Pillbug

Rastor posted:

Wrong, Bernie would have won.

jeff weaver, the campaign manager so stupid and toxic that his candidate lost to hillary loving clinton. after losing to clinton, said candidate tried to create another political organization and all of his supporters begged him not to involve jeff weaver, only for him to do it anyway and watch everyone prefer the cold abyss to being in an organization managed by jeff weaver. weaver bad.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
we have met the accellerationists, and we hate them.

they don't even know they're doing it.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

HorseRenoir posted:

jeff weaver is an incompetent mouthbreather and i'm sure he would have found some way to cause bernie sanders to lose a general election

He did (in the primaries)

old bernie thread called him Violent J for a reason.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

HorseRenoir posted:

jeff weaver is an incompetent mouthbreather and i'm sure he would have found some way to cause bernie sanders to lose a general election

nah he woulda won despite jeff being the worst mouthpiece for the campaign by far. i'm still not convinced jeff is bad at running a campaign, but he seems like an unlikeable dude who can't formulate words on live tv, but they did pretty well despite zero dollars to start with, having to build campaign infrastructure out of nothing, and no name recognition. im basing the unlikability based entirely on the fact that the rest of the campaign staff hated him.

probably should have had tad devine run the whole show. he seemed like the most competent person in the senior campaign staff.

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Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
there is nothing like a strong candidate to make up for weak strategy.

hillary (as we all now know) was nothing like a strong candidate.

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