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UNCLE HAIER SUNDAY PAGE SNIPE SPECIAL - THIS PAGE IS 22(4) = 88 = SUPER LUCKY PAGE IN THE CHINA THREAD My Evil Laowai Deed of the Day: A guy was getting on a rented bike in front of me and his freshly-opened pack of cigarettes fell out of his pocket. He didn't notice, and he began riding away at a snail's pace. I could have easily picked them up and handed them to him, or kept them (I don't smoke), but I decided to do the Chinese thing and do nothing. I am sure some street sweeper was stoked when he found them. I was out riding my sk8brd in the blazing-rear end sun and some girl that I know that likes riding bikes messaged me. I invited her to meet up with me. She said she had never met or spoken to a foreigner face to face before, and this seemed really scary. I told her to bring her brown self down to city and meet me. She asked if she could bring a friend, and I said yes, so she told me to meet them at a Metro station. As usual from meeting people on Tantan, she gave me the wrong age. Tantan apparently sets people's age at 28 when you make an account, and she didn't realize this. I was happy to meet a cute girl more near my age for once, but she's 24 and her hillbilly parents have been pressuring her to get married from age 20 (despite paying for her university education and her getting a job, they wanted babies right after her graduation and are unhappy with her working far away). She said she was from a small town in Hunan. She likes being outside whenever she gets a chance, and this girl was as brown as any farmer in the summer would be. We saw an exhibit about old farm tools used by nongmin, and she began pointing out all this rickety wood stuff that she also has at home. She wore sky-blue sweatpants and got a huge sweat line from her crotch up through her butt crack to the waist, and she was extremely embarrassed about it then entire time. They saw a little sports shop in the park that rented badminton stuff and they wanted to play with me. We went up together and they asked what the price was to rent. The guy stared at me the entire time and said he doesn't rent badminton equipment, even though he did. They shrugged their shoulders and I said "It's because of me," and everyone refused to agree that was the point. Somebody lost face somewhere in that exchange. At one point while we were walking, two kids ran full speed into the girl's friend, causing her phone to go flying and crash into the ground. The kids acted like nothing even happened and ran off. I stopped and looked at the parents and said "What is wrong with these parents? They should control their lovely kids." The girls were embarrassed, and the one picked her phone up and made sure the screen wasn't shattered. "It's no problem, look, it's not broken." The parents stood there silent, not doing anything, not saying anything. I don't know who lost face, but those little shits just kept on running. Her friend was nice, and we talked more than the girl I matched with. It was a pleasant day, and they left a little early because they both lived far away, so I was able to continue riding alone at the faster speed I prefer. I rode about 15km, dodging all of the Sunday bike renters swerving all over the place. Also, speaking of not helping people who fall down or get hurt in public, I was sitting on a bench before going home and watching this woman and her teenaged sons were together passing a rented bike between them. This woman was screaming while trying to ride in high heels, when the bike suddenly went sideways and she flew off Superman-style onto the ground. She was laying there and the kids (like 14 and 17) just picked up the bike and ignored her while she scrambled to her feet alone. Glad to see filial piety is only in style when it's time for the parents to retire when the oldest kid has a baby.
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Haier posted:UNCLE HAIER SUNDAY PAGE SNIPE SPECIAL - THIS PAGE IS 22(4) = 88 = SUPER LUCKY PAGE IN THE CHINA THREAD If you bundled up and wore a face mask like the locals, I'm sure things like this wouldn't happen. Actually, today I went with a friend to a gaming shop (cards and poo poo) and the worker there was super awkward. I even chatted with him a bit in Chinese and he still loomed over us for 20 minutes like an old horror film.
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Magna Kaser posted:Also once I was teaching a class of pretty smart kids to prep them for US or European universities. They all had really good English and were graduates of a nearby international school, so the class was more about how to write essays and do research and junk than anything else. Early on I gave them an assignment to write a paper about why they wanted to go to school abroad, and this one kid who probably had the best English in the class wrote his about how he wanted to go to college in America because American girls had bigger boobs than Chinese girls. Well, did he sell it? What grade did you give him?
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nickmeister posted:If you bundled up and wore a face mask like the locals, I'm sure things like this wouldn't happen. ---------- I forgot to post the pics from today. I chose the best of the photos on the wall: Pengcheng Brigade held criticizing meetings to cast a severe blow on the "class" enemy who induced people to flee to Hong Kong. (I like how "class" is in quotations)  The Mass Steel Production Campaign  Parade of the "L'Mao"  Does the Chinese say anything good under the photo?
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:
It's okay I'm sure you're still pretty enough to be worth assaulting. 
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Haier posted:My Evil Laowai Deed of the Day lol
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Reaction 01 to China media hype machine: Reaction 02 to China media hype machine: 
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Haier posted:Reaction 02 to China media hype machine: lol
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Haier posted:Reaction 02 to China media hype machine: China number #1 in green energy, do u know?
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If these parks are anywhere near the polution...
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Jan 8, 2017 19:12
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China: The art of the self-own.
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Jan 8, 2017 19:28
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They block US sites since they don't want Chinese to read accurate smog reports posted by the US embassy.
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A beijingers idea of fruit salad. As a Hawaiian can I just say wtf
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Yeah, that's gross. Just give me the raw fruit, unmixed, and unadulterated thanks.
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Evil Agita posted:A beijingers idea of fruit salad. As a Hawaiian can I just say wtf Tomato? Check Weird mayo-based sauce? Check Mostly cucumber? Hell yeah
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Haier posted:Reaction 01 to China media hype machine: These gosh darn untraceable contractors 
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I'm the guy literally crawling inside a hole to save face. People wonder why baby formula ends up being poison and buildings collapse, and trains derail, and it's all this stupid face culture. Despite corners being cut and projects being compromised, It's not a problem until it fails spectacularly, and usually the fall guy is some temporary employee who conveniently disappears.
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Does anyone want to go halfsies with me on starting a bakery? That is a wildly successful business idea for China. Truly a good idea, it cannot fail. I was thinking possibly a vapekery, which is a vape-slash-bakery where you can buy vapes that taste just like the baked goods you are buying. I say this because I have been into three vape stores here, and the average price of liquid goes for around $30-40 USD per 30mL. The ingredients cost about $0.50 per 4 liters of that poo poo. I got that BBW friend into vaping since she was a casual stress smoker, and I was showing her how she could just buy the ingredients off Taobao and make it at home and save thousands of RMB from these Chinese hipsters using daddy's money to open a "vape lounge" that always seems to be empty.
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There was a Mexican restaurant here run by actual Mexicans that closed and was replaced by a vape store called VAPE STORE and I've never been angrier about anything.
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I wouldn't trust a man who let a fresh pack of cigarettes fall out of pure spite. What if those were baked goods? You're letting china infect your soul Either that or you're China's number one defense against lung cancer, which is a loving futile fight I'm out
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Cuntellectual posted:It's okay I'm sure you're still pretty enough to be worth assaulting. Thank you, fellow chikan chosen one! 
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Phlegmish posted:Well, did he sell it? What grade did you give him? I gave him good marks since it was p well written and structured but said he would need to think of another reason for his university application personal statements.
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Evil Agita posted:A beijingers idea of fruit salad. As a Hawaiian can I just say wtf why does the cucumber still have skin on it? I would be suspicious this was from a Chinese person except that disgusting sauce looks very similar to what they pour over everything on wedding shellfish dishes
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Invisible Handjob posted:why does the cucumber still have skin on it? People remove the skin from cucumbers?
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Andrast posted:People remove the skin from cucumbers? maybe it's just the crowd I hang with but all the Chinese I know remove the skin from just about everything, including cucumbers then they dip the cucumbers in sugar
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Andrast posted:People remove the skin from cucumbers? Pesticides and other not-healthy-to-ingests tend to be concentrated most in the skins of fruits and vegetables, so wherever you are in the world it is usually a good idea to remove them. This doesn't apply too much too thick-skinned things like oranges, bananas, avocados, etc. Also, don't eat leafy green vegetables countries where people can dump whatever they want on their fields. Those are the most pesticide, heavy metal, and toxic water-absorbing things you can eat. You might as well just switch to taking gelatin capsules with lead and arsenic and Round Up in them.
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Haier posted:I was thinking possibly a vapekery, which is a vape-slash-bakery where you can buy vapes that taste just like the baked goods you are buying. Name it "Getting Haier".
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Grand Fromage posted:There was a Mexican restaurant here run by actual Mexicans that closed and was replaced by a vape store called VAPE STORE and I've never been angrier about anything. Wow what the gently caress this is the most offense poo poo I have read in this thread.
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Deadly Ham Sandwich posted:Wow what the gently caress this is the most offense poo poo I have read in this thread. The Mexican people, the face is very black and have many hairs. Also, they copy our China's famourse Hunan foods, use our China's chili pepper, but they say it is Mexico country foods. Because of this, I cannot accept. Ok finish, thank you.
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Jeoh posted:Tomato? Check Take this poo poo to the Midwest Thread where it belongs. also the "sauce" looks like someone mixed Tartar Sauce with Ranch.
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uh, guys, ted cruz did a good thing
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Fojar38 posted:uh, guys, ted cruz did a good thing Even the anti-canadian is right on occasion. Stopped clocks right twice a day etc.
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How long do you think China will wait until they rip off McDonald's in this deal? http://www.bbc.com/news/business-38552276 quote:McDonald's has agreed to sell 80% of its business in China and Hong Kong, as part of plans to franchise more of its restaurants worldwide.
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Fojar38 posted:uh, guys, ted cruz did a good thing quote:“This is not about the PRC. This is about the US relationship with Taiwan, an ally we are legally bound to defend. The Chinese do not give us veto power over those with whom they meet. We will continue to meet with anyone, including the Taiwanese, as we see fit.” oohhboy posted:How long do you think China will wait until they rip off McDonald's in this deal? IDGAF, sugary beans are loving lame. Good job making it difficult to get more protein in your diet, China.
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I surface-agree with Ted Cruz, but I am 100% certain the angle with which the republicans are approaching this is not an angle I would find palatable if I knew about it. Still, the one-china policy needs to die.
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Haier posted:IDGAF, sugary beans are loving lame. 100% agree.  China? Beans are not a dessert!
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