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Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Intruder posted:

She's used to athletes being desperate in her DMs

https://twitter.com/miakhalifa/status/818289947149004800

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
The Lakers went 2-14 last month and somehow, they are still only 2 games back of the 8th seed. If they could figure out the droughts they have, they might actually make the playoffs, especially since Ingram is starting to consistently look like the guy at Duke last year

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

I love my dumb bad team's social media
https://twitter.com/sacramentokings/status/818288079165239297

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

The Glumslinger posted:

The Lakers went 2-14 last month and somehow, they are still only 2 games back of the 8th seed. If they could figure out the droughts they have, they might actually make the playoffs, especially since Ingram is starting to consistently look like the guy at Duke last year

jesus christ, I can't believe the wolves in all their horror and disappoint are only 4 games out of the playoffs

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


enjoying the new era of teams universally owning fans in gsw jersies

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

MourningView posted:

I'm excited for everyone else to come join in on my justise winslow is bad take

He is Tony Allen's potential heir. Good, getting better all the time, puts a check in every stat box every game, might not be in the league in a few years due to being a true offense black hole.

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized
Isn't Sacramento like an hour drive from San Fran? They should be blaming their own fans for selling their tickets to people coming in from the Bay Area.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Marcus smart turned it around despite still shooting awful.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

tanglewood1420 posted:

Isn't Sacramento like an hour drive from San Fran? They should be blaming their own fans for selling their tickets to people coming in from the Bay Area.

You know there isn't a filter in Ticketmaster specifying who can and can't buy tickets to specific games

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

WhyteRyce posted:

You know there isn't a filter in Ticketmaster specifying who can and can't buy tickets to specific games

You have robot security but can't manage this smh.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


WhyteRyce posted:

You know there isn't a filter in Ticketmaster specifying who can and can't buy tickets to specific games

this is my dream

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Do you guys think it's likely the Cavs sign Mario Chalmers this year?

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

CharlestheHammer posted:

You have robot security but can't manage this smh.

Our robot security is literally tethered to the wall doing nothing

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring
I still remember the old days when Winslow and Stanley Johnson were supposed to be really good. All that upside potential, gone. Thanks, Obama.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


I don't understand any of this

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

euphronius posted:

I don't understand any of this

Embiid is on a Twitter rampage against all the haters.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Redgrendel2001 posted:

Embiid is on a Twitter rampage against all the haters.

And this one in particular is a porn star

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Mia Khalaf is the Rihanna of pornography

e: Joel Embiid is a new generation of rear end in a top hat athlete, but an rear end in a top hat in the way normal people and not a sociopathic weirdo.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Paul Zuvella posted:

Mia Khalaf is the Rihanna of pornography

Uh. How so?

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

tarbrush posted:

Uh. How so?
"Knows" a lot of athletes.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Probably slept with Drake but we can't be too sure

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Paul Zuvella posted:

Mia Khalaf is the Rihanna of pornography

e: Joel Embiid is a new generation of rear end in a top hat athlete, but an rear end in a top hat in the way normal people and not a sociopathic weirdo.

No Rihanna is actually good at her profession.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
She became a Sports Twitter hero after Ole Miss QB Chad Kelly tried to slide into her DMs and got brutally owned by her for it.

Then he tried to do it again like two months later with the exact same result because shooters gotta shoot

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

MourningView posted:

She became a Sports Twitter hero after Ole Miss QB Chad Kelly tried to slide into her DMs and got brutally owned by her for it.

Then he tried to do it again like two months later with the exact same result because shooters gotta shoot

If only Marshall Henderson had tried

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/818321735594348544

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

boban is so great because he comes across as just such a genuinely good person

its like a real life movie where a friendly giant is discovered and brought into the league (natch)

i love that guy so much

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Jack's Flow posted:

I still remember the old days when Winslow and Stanley Johnson were supposed to be really good. All that upside potential, gone. Thanks, Obama.

The true old days is when Derrick Williams killed Duke so the rest of us could live in harmony. It's so sad to see a savior reduced to team hopping just to avoid foreign leagues.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Doltos posted:

The true old days is when Derrick Williams killed Duke so the rest of us could live in harmony. It's so sad to see a savior reduced to team hopping just to avoid foreign leagues.

He's 25 and looks to have made about $30 million so he'll be fine.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

:lol:
https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/818485149834903552

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

He was actually playing well for the Nets and looked like a quality NBA player. Problem is he can't shoot a 3 and loves taking crappy 3's so I think the Nets just said gently caress that

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Embiid's own isn't even that great, calling a porn star out for taking a lot of dick wow

But I think it took her off guard because he's not trying to win her over or something

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
He also wrote "women" instead of "woman" so the impact is blunted a bit

houstonguy
Jun 2, 2005

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Intruder posted:

Embiid's own isn't even that great, calling a porn star out for taking a lot of dick wow

But I think it took her off guard because he's not trying to win her over or something

She wants to get Processed, and honestly who can blame her?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Cool Buff Man posted:

He also wrote "women" instead of "woman" so the impact is blunted a bit

Not his first language, he gets a pass.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Henchman of Santa posted:

Not his first language, he gets a pass.

That has nothing to do with what I said

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Anthony Bennett is one of the worst NBA players I have ever seen. I watched him live in a Pan-Am game against Mexico and he looked like he was controlled by a 6 year old who picked up a PS4 controller and wasn't sure if it was a hammer or something edible .

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Scratch every thing I said about my favorite team's bad, dumb, and incompetent coach.

https://twitter.com/highkin/status/818501972999421953

Wearing a "Victory in Vegas" summer league shirt in January to press interviews is just perfection.

E2M2
Mar 2, 2007

Ain't No Thang.

tanglewood1420 posted:

Isn't Sacramento like an hour drive from San Fran? They should be blaming their own fans for selling their tickets to people coming in from the Bay Area.

2 hours with no traffic, so realistically more like 3-4 hours

E2M2 fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Jan 9, 2017

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Pretty sure Embiid grew up bilingual

Also the Sixers - when okafor is not on the floor- have the leagues 6th best d rating. :eyepop:

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

euphronius posted:

Pretty sure Embiid grew up bilingual

Also the Sixers - when okafor is not on the floor- have the leagues 6th best d rating. :eyepop:

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D rating

Miles of D rating

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