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Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

exmarx posted:

im snarky :o)

You're the klurf guy?

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Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


boner confessor posted:

pfft like you've never used the comment section of a ticket to tell the kitchen chinga tu madre putos

the bigger problem is that in any functional restaurant the kitchen hates 80% of the floor staff

I'd love to get a receipt with a fun ticket entry like that. FoH should be hated imo.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Randler posted:

What if you're part of a group that gets stereotyped as being bad tippers?

Then welcome to America bitch. Love it or leave it.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Volkerball posted:

It you're a lovely tipper you already get hosed up food.

im sure that whatever dingy filth hole you works at provides everyone, equally, with hosed up food

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Randler posted:

You're the klurf guy?

🖕

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


I wonder what the stereotype of camo attire is wrt tips.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Randler posted:

What if you're part of a group that gets stereotyped as being bad tippers?

pretend you're not german

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

when I worked in a restaurant, I used to get groped by back of the house and now you're telling me I should have had to tip out too

sounds great

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
If I get good service I give the tip straight to the restaurant owner to thank him for creating the service job that was well-performed.

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

It's an image of a teapot

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Submarine Sandpaper posted:

I wonder what the stereotype of camo attire is wrt tips.

Depends on whether or not they're sitting next to a potted plant

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Rodatose posted:

It's an image of a teapot

Thanks Renee magritte

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

Randler posted:

If I get good service I give the tip straight to the restaurant owner to thank him for creating the service job that was well-performed.
Well *I* give the tip to the CATO institute, as the low taxes and low regulation they endorse have unleashed the power of competition, advancing the business efficiency that benefits us all.

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

Gin and Juche posted:

Thanks Renee magritte

Your are welcome.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

exmarx posted:

im snarky :o)

ur gbs

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
the only tip i give is a tip of my trilby for a job well done

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
I'm going to let you posters in on something. My sense of humor? It's not for everyone. It's dark and genius and singularly hilarious and a lot of people are dumb happy idiots you see.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
don't know if y'all noticed but :siren: ERIPSA THREAD :siren:

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

pangstrom posted:

I'm going to let you posters in on something. My sense of humor? It's not for everyone. It's dark and genius and singularly hilarious and a lot of people are dumb happy idiots you see.



please don't post your okcupid profile

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

The Muppets On PCP posted:

please don't post your okcupid profile
I'm can be found dressing up and going to fine restaurant on occasion, but I ALSO like getting delivery and watching a movie in sweatpants. Who's to say which is more frequent or if video game cutscenes technically aren't movies?

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

The Muppets On PCP posted:

please don't post your okcupid profile

How many selfies with vape clouds is too much

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

Randler posted:

You're the klurf guy?

lol

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Randler posted:

*strolly into thread casually while opening Facebook pouch*



*whistles innocently*

no, those guys tend to be hispanic, the servers are white and thus deserve more money

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Polygynous posted:

don't know if y'all noticed but :siren: ERIPSA THREAD :siren:

hey boner confessor don't stalk and doxx forums posters imo

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

second sherlock ep of the new season was a lot better than the first one. im back on board

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

R. Mute posted:

second sherlock ep of the new season was a lot better than the first one. im back on board

Cumberbelge.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
leonard

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
heiferford cumbuncher

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Carrie

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i think if zowie bowie hadn't changed his name the warcraft movie would have been automatically better

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
warfart tbh

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
bembury bumburglar

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
donald trump and meryl streep are at war :allears:

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Volkerball posted:

hey boner confessor don't stalk and doxx forums posters imo

Have you not seen an eripsa thread before

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
Tipping is good, friends

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
Baby's First Bribe

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
Bribes are actually really cool when not being solicited

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


tipping is a good way to make friends that know everything going on in town and where to get drugs

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
I take kickbacks from the rackets

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Rodatose posted:

I take kickbacks from the rackets

I racket the kickbacks.

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