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xbilkis posted:So that settles it: he is Not Back lol
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My friend just texted me about Rose. So he's just loving missing somewhere? How is that even possible? Like surely the Knicks could do a find my iPhone on him or something?
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Jan 10, 2017 02:59
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pray for derrick rose, found pushing on a door marked pull for seven hours
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Jan 10, 2017 03:01
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RIP Derrick Rose: Tried to spike a drink, accidentally spiked his own.
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Jan 10, 2017 03:02
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update : Drose was found waiting at a stop sign down the street from his house waiting for it to go green
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Jan 10, 2017 03:05
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They'll find him dead, multicolored vomit clogging his airways as he clutches a massive, empty bag of Skittles.
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Jan 10, 2017 03:05
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https://twitter.com/WojVerticalNBA/status/818640104021524480
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Jan 10, 2017 03:06
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MVPs don't come off the bench
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Jan 10, 2017 03:07
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Carmelo just got ejected, no doubt to join the search for his friend Derrick Rose
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Jan 10, 2017 03:07
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sounds like the knicks need a point guard, maybe they can trade for rajon rondo
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Spoeank posted:They'll find him dead, multicolored vomit clogging his airways as he clutches a massive, empty bag of Skittles. They'll find him in an alley, diabeaten to death.
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Jan 10, 2017 03:09
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Up Circle posted:update : Drose was found waiting at a stop sign down the street from his house waiting for it to go green This made me laugh.
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:MVPs don't come off the bench Neither did Rose
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Jan 10, 2017 03:10
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Davis has put up 40 pts on 22 shots, 18 reb, 3 blk in 28 minutes .... and is heading to the locker room limping after being pushed into the crowd by Kyle O'Quinn.
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Jan 10, 2017 03:13
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This also made me laugh https://twitter.com/frostyvoltage/status/818636330120998912
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Jan 10, 2017 03:14
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Jan 10, 2017 03:18
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ROSE: Coach, I'm just gonna run back to the locker room to get my other knee brace HORNACEK: Ok (five hours later) HORNACEK: Is Rose back? Is Rose back? IS ROSE BAAAACCCCKKKK?
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Jan 10, 2017 03:20
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I'm sure it was consensual
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Jan 10, 2017 03:21
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Laying on the floor of his shower with a torn ACL
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Jan 10, 2017 03:27
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Derrick had a romantic night out with his girlfriend and 15 friends last night. unfortunately, after they got back to her place he drew the short straw so he's still waiting on his turn
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Jan 10, 2017 03:31
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lol O'Quinn injured Anthony Davis. gently caress the Knicks.
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Jan 10, 2017 03:35
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https://twitter.com/ThomasCDee/status/818646458450771970
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gently caress Derrick Rose. Trade his trash rear end to China
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Jan 10, 2017 03:38
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i can't even imagine explaining to myself in 2014 that two years later i'd be much happier now that wade is on the bulls and rose is gone
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R.D. Mangles posted:i can't even imagine explaining to myself in 2014 that two years later i'd be much happier now that wade is on the bulls and rose is gone Imagine including the fact that rondo was called in to fill the void and ended up giving the job to Michael Carter Williams less than halfway through the year
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Jan 10, 2017 03:49
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Derrick Rose just saw Avatar in 3d for the first time and he can't even comprehend playing basketball with the knowledge that entire alien worlds are out there waiting to be explored
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Jan 10, 2017 03:50
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Cool Buff Man posted:Imagine including the fact that rondo was called in to fill the void and ended up giving the job to Michael Carter Williams less than halfway through the year that i can believe
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Jan 10, 2017 03:53
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Up Circle posted:Derrick Rose just saw Avatar in 3d for the first time and he can't even comprehend playing basketball with the knowledge that entire alien worlds are out there waiting to be explored Does anyone else remember the time he was in Miami for a series (but not playing due to injury) and watching a pirated version of Live Free or Die Hard over and over?
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Jan 10, 2017 03:55
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https://twitter.com/Mike_Vorkunov/status/818652286121549826
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Poor kristaps
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Jan 10, 2017 04:05
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That's insane. Can't recall a player just. O-showing. Stealth tank in full effect. 
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Jan 10, 2017 04:06
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Gotta put this squarely on pj. IMO.
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https://twitter.com/haralabob/status/818540501087371266 Tony Allen's votes for the All-Star game East Kemba Walker Mo Williams Luke Babbit Michael Beasley Andre Drummond West Mike Conley Tony Allen James Ennis Zach Randolph Marc Gasol
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Jan 10, 2017 04:11
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Derrick Rose was the first person to fall into one of those metal basement doors on the sidewalk in NY
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Jan 10, 2017 04:13
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I like that when the fans vote it's a fame contest, but when the players vote it's a much more high school type of popularity contest. Dorell Wright will get on a quarter of the ballots
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Jan 10, 2017 04:16
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This is going to be way less funny if Rose is actually dead
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lol now i wish it was purely a player vote just to see luke babbit as a possible all star
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Intruder posted:If the Spurs sign Bennett and somehow turn him into a good player, not even an all star just like a rotational player who puts up efficient numbers and plays solid D, I will lose my faith in all things good Instead? no we need as much trevor booker as possible
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Jan 10, 2017 04:19
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Paul Zuvella posted:This is going to be way less funny if Rose is actually dead
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Ron Baker outperforming him drove Rose to suicide
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