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Gaz-L posted:I assume he's not really a crook, just Groot wants to find out why he failed the audition. His acting wasn't wooden enough.
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*holds prop skull and gazes at it wistfully* "I am.... Groot?"
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Gaz-L posted:I assume he's not really a crook, just Groot wants to find out why he failed the audition. hi doggie sounds better than hi groot. Or I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi, hi groot
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Gaz-L posted:I assume he's not really a crook, just Groot wants to find out why he failed the audition. Have...have you seen the movie in question?
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bobkatt013 posted:hi doggie sounds better than hi groot. Who said Groot tried out for Johnny? Choco1980 posted:Have...have you seen the movie in question? Enough of it that I'm pretty sure it was a passion project that became infamous out of hubris and incompetence. Like Birdemic, which is an objectively much worse movie. The Room makes me laugh. Birdemic insults my intelligence and bores me to the point of actual anger.
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Gaz-L posted:Enough of it that I'm pretty sure it was a passion project that became infamous out of hubris and incompetence. Like Birdemic, which is an objectively much worse movie. The Room makes me laugh. Birdemic insults my intelligence and bores me to the point of actual anger. You and I couldn't agree less over comparing those two movies. Also, I was making a joke that the terribleness of the film is why he's a wanted criminal...
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Oh, easy mistake to make when he's literally been accused of the film being a Producers-style scam or money-laundering scheme.
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Chaos Hippy posted:It was cooler when Cyclops said it. Copying your dad is never going to be cool.
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Gaz-L posted:Who said Groot tried out for Johnny? I had him trying out as Mark and the dog in the flower shop. This is also a movie that is having an entire movie made about it
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Gaz-L posted:Who said Groot tried out for Johnny? "I am Groot!" "WHERE'S MY loving MONEY? "I am Groot!"
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Mulva posted:Copying your dad is never going to be cool. Optic blasts make anything cool.
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Mulva posted:Copying your dad is never going to be cool. Even if your dad is Corsair?
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Gaz-L posted:Who said Groot tried out for Johnny? Oh! That jerk, Harold! He wants me to give him a share of my house. That house belongs to me! He has no right! I’m not giving him a penny! Who does he think he is? I am Groot He is always bugging me about my house. Fifteen years ago, we agreed that house belongs to me. Now the value of the house is going up and he’s seeing dollar signs. Everything goes wrong at once. Nobody wants to help me, and I’m dying! I am Groot I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer. I am Groot
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bobkatt013 posted:Oh! That jerk, Harold! He wants me to give him a share of my house. That house belongs to me! He has no right! I’m not giving him a penny! Who does he think he is? No joke, I would love a recut of The Room where all of Lisa's lines are replaced that way.Actually, I think every cast member except Tommy Wiseau would also love that.
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X-O posted:You're either really misreading it or just desperately looking too deep for something to make a stink about.  Yeah this stuff is just drenched with nuance.
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Fuego Fish posted:
It still sounds to me like "holy poo poo, kids are all insane". Which is objectively true.
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The whole issue reads like it's basically the writer crying about those uppity loving #millenial #sjws daring to insult his amazing and wonderful "captain america is a nazi" story. It's pretty sad.
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dordreff posted:The whole issue reads like it's basically the writer crying about those uppity loving #millenial #sjws daring to insult his amazing and wonderful "captain america is a nazi" story. It's pretty sad. Is Cap still a Nazi? Please tell me they've cleaned that out.
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No, once a person forms an opinion they hold that opinion FOREVER, character growth and maturation are lies. 
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Nilbop posted:A story about a character maturing? Stopping caring about the subjugation and suffering of your people under a racist system isn't "maturing". Talking about "patience" and "compromise" in regards to, specifically in this instance, white people in the media talking about how you're all criminals? You might as well be reading Bruce Tinsley.
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purple death ray posted:Having the most prominent Black superhero at your company, who's currently wearing the mantle of the country itself, talk about patience and compromising with racists while Black kids are being shot in the streets with zero repercussions is at best misguided. Is there any chance he might change his mind?
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dordreff posted:The whole issue reads like it's basically the writer crying about those uppity loving #millenial #sjws daring to insult his amazing and wonderful "captain america is a nazi" story. It's pretty sad. I'm sorry but this makes me loving laugh. No one wants to have Nick Spencer on their side. This is your interpretation. Lets look at some quotes from the other side. quote:Still imbalanced. Acknowledges extremist left-wingers but has no sensible right-wingers. Portraits campus intolerance as aimed solely against bigots, when anybody not on far left is protested/attacked/not allowed to speak. quote:>anti-heroes fight heroes that don't want them to kill villains quote:This is just Nick Spencer having a neoliberal bitch fit about Bernie style Democrats, who he despises almost as much as Republicans. quote:It's Nick Spencer playing it safe while still making the people who hold dissimilar political/social stances contrary to his look bad while dissociating himself from the "extreme" liberal groups. Like those black dudes that kidnapped and tortured that special needs guy recently. quote:Exactly. This ****** is a neocon democrat who supported Killary. It's no different than the right-wingers who threw a hissy fit over Trump and his supporters during the election. So on the one hand, this is Nick Spencer being insulting to the left, and on the other hand he's being insulting to the right? No one wants him! This entire issue has been both sides basically playing hot potato with Nick Spencer. I'm glad everyone can be united in "Nick Spencer is poo poo" at the very least. Common ground is nice. Now, how about we post some funny panels? Always a good practice for the funny panels thread Marvel Adventures: Spiderman  DC One Million  Sonic Universe   And that's all I really have in my old Imgur account
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Onmi posted:I'm sorry but this makes me loving laugh. No one wants to have Nick Spencer on their side. This is your interpretation. Lets look at some quotes from the other side. If loving no one can put up with me I must be doing something right.
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The whole point of the Spencer Sam Wilson: Captain America has been to show how Sam is dealing with more extreme forms of what is going on IRL, with heroic duty. Sam has the Fox news standins hounding his every action and saying he's not doing his job well enough. For example, he was trying to save the life of some ultra right-winger despite the fact that they both hate each other, because heroes save lives. Nazi Steve Rogers set Sam up to fail, and the guy gets killed. So now he's got people breathing down his neck some more and doubling down on the pressure to give up the shield. He is trying to prove them wrong by being as noble of a hero as he can, in the face of their racism. Like, that's the entire plot of the book since issue one. Being heroic in the face of hate.
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Haha, I love in that JL1M panel, Plas' "A+!" ribbon.
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Choco1980 posted:Haha, I love in that JL1M panel, Plas' "A+!" ribbon. I like that the conclusion to a mission across such a long time involving cosmic everything is concluded with "Okay duty rosters on the fridge door."
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Kirby's balls, "compromise" doesn't mean "compromise with racists." It means "don't demand everything right now, learn the value of steady progress." And yeah, there's definitely an argument to be made against that (King made it excellently in his letter from the Birmingham jail), but interpreting what Sam's saying as "stop caring, let the racists win" is just arrogant, stubborn, willful stupidity. And while I'm at it, get off my lawn.
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IUG posted:The whole point of the Spencer Sam Wilson: Captain America has been to show how Sam is dealing with more extreme forms of what is going on IRL, with heroic duty. People recognize it it's just dumb and made by a guy who honestly doesn't actually know what extreme entails.
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never forget that nick spencer wrote fear itself: secret avengers.
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I mostly remember Nick Spencer for his god awful and aborted Ultimate X-Men run.
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Enough about Spencer. Get back to posting funny panels.
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Chaos Hippy posted:It was cooler when Cyclops said it. Spider-Man 
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howe_sam posted:Spider-Man Only because that comic was literally the best.
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I know Midnighter is a Batman ripoff but do you have to copy his most shameful panel???
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X-O posted:Enough about Spencer. Get back to posting funny panels. Can we compromise and just post Superior Foes panels? 
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