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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


that doesn't seem healthy for the lizard

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Professor Shark posted:

That video would have been better without the lizard, someone post the ketchup one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUfPNjbNaIc

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Just saw this posted in tyol 2017

quote:

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Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

RatHat posted:

Also reptiles don't give a poo poo since they spend all their energy trying to not freeze to death.

I don't think they spend any of their energy trying to not freeze to death.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

RatHat posted:

Also reptiles don't give a poo poo since they spend all their energy trying to not freeze to death.
But they're cold blooded.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Tricky D posted:

I don't think they spend any of their energy trying to not freeze to death.

Nice

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

RatHat posted:

Also reptiles don't give a poo poo since they spend all their energy trying to not freeze to death.

In my experience, people who own reptiles actually like this.

Unlike a dog, cat, sugar glider etc you don't have to spend time with a reptile. It doesn't give a poo poo about you either way, but you can still get attached to it like a regular pet.

All you have to do is feed it and keep it warm, and you have a pet that you can ignore whenever you want!

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

Bonzo posted:

Just saw this posted in tyol 2017

I like to imagine this is just trolling and not genuine. Its not as good without a new profile picture to go with it.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Man, I wish that was real. Facebook quality would rocket right up. Hell, a one-time $10 register fee is apparently too onerous for most.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
"MOA wrist bands" = Mall of America's indoor amusement park

Only registered members can see post attachments!

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Nms battery level

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Anderron Shi posted:

Nms battery level

Omfg Anderron Jesus :eyepop:

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Holy moly.... I think im gonna be sick....

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
This thread got deep

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Ah yes, the wolf - a symbol of being alone

*socialises/hunts in pack*

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

That wolf looks both bored and lonely.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/817120512870666240

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Is Hugh Macleod a noted imbecile, or is that just a bad quote?


E:

He runs something called Gaping Void and here's his bio:

hugh-outside-bw2
Hugh MacLeod
Co-Founder and Artistic Director

Hugh MacLeod has been drawing about life and business for over twenty years. At the heart of Hugh’s work is one core belief: art has the power to transform business. Art expresses ideas, vision, beliefs, culture and purpose faster, better and more deeply than any other method of business communication.
Founded in 2008 with business partner Jason Korman, Gapingvoid Ltd. has created custom art work for some of the largest, companies in the world, including Intel, HP, Microsoft, Roche, Zappos, VMWare and VW- and is hung in over 5,000 companies around the world. A special collection of MacLeod’s art, arranged around themes of entrepreneurship, appeared during Art Basel 2013 here in Miami. Gapingvoid takes a unique approach to business communications. Including events, permanent corporate art installations, and outcome focused custom art implementation to help with behavior change in large organizations.
Art, particularly cartoons, are perfect for conveying the root of an idea in a way that starts dialogue between the right people. MacLeod harnesses this power of art in a way that helps businesses confront tough problems, parses complex human relationships and engages employees to collaborate on solutions together. Mission, purpose and meaning are the cornerstones of the message behind his art.
MacLeod is a highly-regarded author, writing on the themes of innovation, creativity and motivation. His book “Ignore Everybody” began life on his popular marketing blog, gapingvoid.com, as an e-book. It was downloaded over 5 million times since being posted and enjoyed by readers all over the world. Re-imagined in print form, the book “Ignore Everybody” made the Wall Street Journal’s best sellers list. His follow-up book, “Evil Plans: Having Fun on the Road to World Domination” was equally well-received and hailed by Seth Godin as a must-read.


So, noted imbecile

Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Jan 10, 2017

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012



Shared by an extremely jaded lady upset she isn't with someone

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Professor Shark posted:



Shared by an extremely jaded lady upset she isn't with someone

Seems kinda wordy and preachy for a quiet meek bitch, imo

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Half her posts are about how people are bullshit and only want to play games and the other half are telling people that if they're tired of her posts they can feel free to unfriend her

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Da Share Zone is a national treasure, from whatever nation it's from.

TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005

i put a tex on imaeg

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Professor Shark posted:



Shared by an extremely jaded lady upset she isn't with someone

Normally amateur is my favorite category of word porn, but for some reason this isn't getting me up.

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

....or I'll beat you up!

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


bullshit.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

hth posted:

bullshit.

Zero is certainly a number.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Paying a few hobos $50 bucks each to dig a trench, then shooting them once they finish, getting your money back and burying the bodies is technical compliance, right?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/IJasonAlexander/status/819026467090669570

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

That's a pro-click.

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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Lmao

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