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Hostile V posted:Oh, as good a place as any to put this, but: Jesus. Good thing nobody knows my real name is Mike.
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Oh man, I just spent the last 3 hours trying to get Sundance tickets because their site refused to work correctly for me. That was fun. I got some but I also lost two in the process, including one I really wanted to see. Ah well... Edit: ...and tickets for the some I really wanted to see opened up again. woo axelblaze fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Jan 10, 2017 |
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Coffee And Pie posted:Jesus. Good thing nobody knows my real name is Mike. They'll never discover that my real name is Rumpelstiltskin Dumbledore Jabberwocky 
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Coffee And Pie posted:Jesus. Good thing nobody knows my real name is Mike. oh poo poo same. someone put me in witness protection. the larry the cable guy one.
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There's also this for checking if you've got any breached accounts in the wild: https://haveibeenpwned.comHUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:It's really funny that it was seen as cheap and tasteless in the UK, it's extremely well acted. One can never underestimate the snootiness of the Brit critical establishment. Where are the Alex Cox's of yesteryear?
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I can't decide if Nocturnal Animals would be better or worse if you cut out all scenes taking place in the 'real' world.
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Hodgepodge posted:They'll never discover that my real name is Rumpelstiltskin Dumbledore Jabberwocky Nice to meet you! I'm Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo.
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aight help me cined you're my only hope my tv overscans like a motherfucker but only when i use my roku, which coincidentally is when i give the biggest gently caress about overscan. i cant disable it when my roku is hooked up because ????? so i'm looking to replace this pos with something slightly newer it needs to be a) not a billion dollars and 2) have 1:1 pixel mapping slash the option to turn that overscan poo poo the gently caress off all the time pls help
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Samuel Clemens posted:I can't decide if Nocturnal Animals would be better or worse if you cut out all scenes taking place in the 'real' world. Way worse - the novel is largely just lurid tripe with 'autobiographical' details, the point is that the protagonist makes it about some sadomasochistic frenzy. It's basically a good version of 50 Shades of Grey.
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Just watched Audition for the first time and holy moly. I've never seen a movie do that scene so well. Restraint is the key word that every single movie that tried to do this but MORE XXTREEEEEMEEEE doesn't understand is what makes the final twenty minutes so goddamned powerful. At the same time, I sort of wish the movie stuck with the it was all a dream ending because it seems more cohesive to be a film about a father's fear and anxiety at dating after becoming a widow.
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My cat's gonna need dental surgery cuz he chipped a toof and it got infected. There goes my entertainment budget for the next two months.
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Rob a bank for your furbaby.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Rob a bank for your furbaby. I barely know Shmorky.
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:Same except because I'm constantly watching tokusatsu Do you still Dickstream? married but discreet posted:2017 starting good with the realization that online nazi hate squads are apparently a thing. Apparently you've never seen the youtube comments section/imdb forums/the comments section on anything ever. ynohtna posted:There's also this for checking if you've got any breached accounts in the wild: https://haveibeenpwned.com Oh no! It looks like my Myspace page has been compromised!
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That DICK! posted:Me, 2016: holy poo poo New CIA report is kinda wild.
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CPL593H posted:Do you still Dickstream? Speaking of
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I wish I hadn't. The shocking part isn't that these people exist, but that they are now apparently comfortable enough to actively try to go after others. One can only hope for them to get an old fashioned fash bashing or at least public shaming.
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I'd do whatever is necessary for my cats. I'd even sell my The Third Man Criterion Blu-Ray. They're worth it.  Grizzled Patriarch posted:Is there a specific term for that kind of scene transition in the Lawrence of Arabia matchstick shot - that hard cut from a close-up to an extreme long shot? Technically, it's a jump cut. Cool thing: David Lean initially intended it to be a loooooong dissolve from Lawrence blowing out the match to the sunrise. Anne V. Coates put the jump edit in as temporary since the dissolve would have to be an optical or A/B dissolve (created when making actual 70mm prints). Lean loved how it looked and only asked for the cut to be moved up by two frames.
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Egbert Souse posted:Technically, it's a jump cut. My favourite example in recent memory is the one in Gone Girl that cuts from Affleck and Pike kissing to Affleck getting a cheek swab.
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Egbert Souse posted:I'd do whatever is necessary for my cats. I'd even sell my The Third Man Criterion Blu-Ray. They're worth it. Same here, but it doesn't mean I enjoy paying out the rear end for something that'd cost me nothing if it was done on me. Stupid lack of pet universal healthcare.
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My mother just sent me a message that said #goldenshowers and this is gonna be world history's goofiest coup
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Egbert Souse posted:Technically, it's a jump cut. I would've said "smash cut" but I dunno if that's a real term or just a cool thing people say
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:I would've said "smash cut" but I dunno if that's a real term or just a cool thing people say It's called Dynamism, if I'm remembering my film studies class correctly
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:I would've said "smash cut" but I dunno if that's a real term or just a cool thing people say If I were a script reader, I'd automatically throw any screenplays into the shredder if they have even just one instance of "SMASH CUT"
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Lurdiak posted:My cat's gonna need dental surgery cuz he chipped a toof and it got infected. One of our cats has had ear problems for the past two years, and the polyp that was in his inner ear is now moving to the outer ear canal. We could have surgery done, but at his age (he's a rescue, but best guess is he's about 16 or 17; my wife adopted him shortly after we started dating in 2004), anesthesia is risky, it's incredibly expensive, and it might only work for a few months before the polyp returns ... which means we now have to start thinking about quality of life. And right now he basically sleeps all day in his favorite cardboard box and gets up to eat and use the litterbox (and when he shakes his head to try to relieve the irritation in his ear, he spatters blood on his box). He doesn't even come up to bed and snuggle with me anymore ... although the last time he did, I woke up with my arm covered in blood-ooze from his ear. I keep putting on a strong face because my wife is clearly thinking we should put him to sleep and she really doesn't want to do that, but when that dumb bastard goes I'll be a mess.
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Isn't a jump cut where it's a shot from the same or similar angle so that the cut is extremely visibile and makes objects or people seemingly "jump" suddenly?
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While we are at it, whats the term for a scene transition where the sound of the next scene starts before the last one is finished? It's always jarring and I don't quite get what the intended effect is supposed to be.
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Egbert Souse posted:If I were a script reader, I'd automatically throw any screenplays into the shredder if they have even just one instance of "SMASH CUT" all of the best screenplays do this FreudianSlippers posted:Isn't a jump cut where it's a shot from the same or similar angle so that the cut is extremely visibile and makes objects or people seemingly "jump" suddenly? I was under this impression too, like in Breathless. edit: bow before the god Wikipedia Jump cut vs. Smash cut Uncle Boogeyman fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Jan 11, 2017 |
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Timby posted:One of our cats has had ear problems for the past two years, and the polyp that was in his inner ear is now moving to the outer ear canal. We could have surgery done, but at his age (he's a rescue, but best guess is he's about 16 or 17; my wife adopted him shortly after we started dating in 2004), anesthesia is risky, it's incredibly expensive, and it might only work for a few months before the polyp returns ... which means we now have to start thinking about quality of life. And right now he basically sleeps all day in his favorite cardboard box and gets up to eat and use the litterbox (and when he shakes his head to try to relieve the irritation in his ear, he spatters blood on his box). He doesn't even come up to bed and snuggle with me anymore ... although the last time he did, I woke up with my arm covered in blood-ooze from his ear. That's way worse than my situation, and you have my sympathies. I'm gonna lose my poo poo when that time comes for my cats. Other than momentary discomfort and looking like a one-tooth doofus, my cat's gonna be fine. I just wish I'd caught the chipped tooth sooner so we could've avoided all this. His gums are pretty swollen right now, even after the anti-biotic shot. I'd have sprung for painkillers, but they really don't do much for infections.
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married but discreet posted:While we are at it, whats the term for a scene transition where the sound of the next scene starts before the last one is finished? It's always jarring and I don't quite get what the intended effect is supposed to be. That's an L or J cut, depending on whether the visual or audio changes first (because on film, you have the audio recording as a separate track under the image, so if you cut the image out first and leave the audio, you get an L-shaped piece of film and vice versa).
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Lurdiak posted:That's way worse than my situation, and you have my sympathies. I'm gonna lose my poo poo when that time comes for my cats. Other than momentary discomfort and looking like a one-tooth doofus, my cat's gonna be fine. I just wish I'd caught the chipped tooth sooner so we could've avoided all this. His gums are pretty swollen right now, even after the anti-biotic shot. I'd have sprung for painkillers, but they really don't do much for infections. The funny thing is, I don't even like cats, but the minute this idiot saw me when I drove up to Madison for a visit with my now-wife, he just imprinted on me and decided he was going to be attached to me forever. Like, when my wife and I reconciled and I moved back to Wisconsin after my year in Baltimore, I walked in the apartment door, Spike took one look at me and actually fell over and almost started hyperventilating. A goofy cat (this was when we were packing boxes because we were getting ready to move to our house and I guess he didn't want to be left behind):  Edit: Jesus, that was less than two years ago and it's depressing to realize how much weight he's lost. Timby fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Jan 11, 2017 |
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:all of the best screenplays do this Toebone also mentioned a match cut, which Wikipedia seems to agree with w/r/t the shot in Lawrence of Arabia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Match_cut Seems like it's basically a jump cut but instead of it being a jarring transition, there is supposed to be some element of metaphorical continuity.
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Timby posted:The funny thing is, I don't even like cats, but the minute this idiot saw me when I drove up to Madison for a visit with my now-wife, he just imprinted on me and decided he was going to be attached to me forever. It's not about liking cats, it's about this cat being your friend.
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