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The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
I heard that Trump is a Goldwater guy.

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Bertram posted:

I just feel bad for Melania.

How many times has she had to suck him off while a well worn tape of Home Alone 2 crackles along in the background.

:vince:

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
Trump's doorbell is so loud that you can hear it tinkling in the bedroom.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Also penthouse is offering $1,000,000 for a video.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

M_Gargantua posted:

Also penthouse is offering $1,000,000 for a video.

That seems more like Larry Flynt's territory.

I kinda doubt Penthouse could scrape together that kind of liquid cash.

E: or Vivid video. That's totally their shtick.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Blind Rasputin posted:

How the gently caress is 4chan even still a thing.

Ya know how a city needs to have a sewer system and a sewage treatment/containment plant? It's not pretty, it smells terrible, sometimes it leaks and poo poo gets everywhere but at the end of the day you have to keep it somewhere.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

bird food bathtub posted:

Ya know how a city needs to have a sewer system and a sewage treatment/containment plant? It's not pretty, it smells terrible, sometimes it leaks and poo poo gets everywhere but at the end of the day you have to keep it somewhere.

I thought that was reddit.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Told my coworker about trump capslockin it about the pissbaby thing, he still hasnt stopped laughing about it 15 mins later.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Blind Rasputin posted:

How the gently caress is 4chan even still a thing.
Moot stupidly hung on to it for years despite every reason in the world not to. Some idiot bought it and also couldn't make a go of it, and was unprepared for how toxic the community is. Pharmabro Shkreli was offering to bail them out at some point. It shouldn't still be alive but it has momentum.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

The Iron Rose posted:

I mean if you're gonna dismiss something for allegedly sourcing from 4chan (which is fair) you might not wanna trust some rando on 4chan.

I'm not dismissing it, just pointing out that one page from the 35 page report is reportedly derived from some 4chan shitposter. Also, I've never used 4chan so I have no idea if the dude could be making it up, or if it could be edited after the fact or w/e.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

wait did trump pee on people or just watch em pee

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

wait did trump pee on people or just watch em pee

Does it really matter at this point?

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

wait did trump pee on people or just watch em pee

Sounds like he paid them to pee on a bed/possibly each other in the presidential suite because Obama slept there. I'm guessing he was also jerking it at the time because that is exactly the kind of petty, hateful billionaire pissbaby he acts like.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bird food bathtub posted:

Sounds like he paid them to pee on a bed/possibly each other in the presidential suite because Obama slept there. I'm guessing he was also jerking it at the time because that is exactly the kind of petty, hateful billionaire pissbaby he acts like.

I could see him just sitting there eating McDonalds while they did the act and only kind of paying attention.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

wait did trump pee on people or just watch em pee

my money is on had a j/o sesh while watching russian hookers piss on each other in a bed that the Obamas slept in

Blind Rasputin posted:

How the gently caress is 4chan even still a thing.

iirc 4chan came about because a bunch of spergs were pissed off that ADTRW wouldn't let them post japanese cartoon kiddie porn so they started an anonymous BYOB imageboard for weeaboos

that's a distressingly large market segment even today

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Is The Minion guy still alive? That's your best bet for a porn parody of this. No sensible person will watch it but that's how you'd make it.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

The Pi dude posted:

I heard that Trump is a Goldwater guy.

:vince:

I don't care if it's true or not, the jokes are just too good.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

All I can say right now is, tomorrow is going to be glorious.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Blind Rasputin posted:

All I can say right now is, tomorrow is going to be glorious.

I can't wait for the overnight twitter storm :allears:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/314771578850275329

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
This is just a treat.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I honestly thought we were in the darkest of all possible timelines.

Now I'm not so sure. loving amazing. And Trump has a presser at 11AM EST tomorrow to announce his trickle-down economic policy.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Just finished watching the Obama farewell speech, pretty sure I want to drink myself to death. Just imagine that's the last time we're going to hear a speech worthy of a President for at least four years. :smithicide:

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
The Don-meister can never live down his name being in big, golden letters, or having everything in his house plated in gold, or wearing gold. Every day for the rest of his life anybody can get under his skin and send him into a rage by making fun of him and gold.

It's delicious and the only thing I'm afraid of is the hope it is giving me.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Just finished watching the Obama farewell speech, pretty sure I want to drink myself to death. Just imagine that's the last time we're going to hear a speech worthy of a President for at least four years. :smithicide:

Yeah but on the upside our incoming president probably paid some hookers to pee on each other out of spite and that's... just hilarious.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night



I figured Christie would be bigger in comic form.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Whip Slagcheek posted:

I figured Christie would be bigger in comic form.
Christie's probably upset about the Springsteen music they played at the end. Poor unrequited love.

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord
Donald says he doesn't drink, but I heard he gets pissed every night.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I figured Christie would be bigger in comic form.

He's big enough as he is anyhow.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
So, and I know the answer doesn't matter but I want to know anyway, is this dossier credible?

Because if so :lol:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


It's completely unverified. Apparently there are a bunch of journalists that have had access to it in recent weeks and they've passed on doing anything with it because they couldn't corroborate anything from it.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

So, and I know the answer doesn't matter but I want to know anyway, is this dossier credible?

Because if so :lol:

Credible enough that the FBI and CIA rushed to give both Obama and Trump a brief on the contents before it got published.

It was compiled by a former MI5 guy that was hired originally by republicans to dig up poo poo on trump then later the Clinton campaign. Some members of congress and media outlets have been in possession for months but no one had the go ahead to publish until now.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Joe Biden break!

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/819016278274961410

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Mr. Nice! posted:

Credible enough that the FBI and CIA rushed to give both Obama and Trump a brief on the contents before it got published.

It was compiled by a former MI5 guy that was hired originally by republicans to dig up poo poo on trump then later the Clinton campaign. Some members of congress and media outlets have been in possession for months but no one had the go ahead to publish until now.

Best part being that apparently Comey had access to it as well, but uh, it would be political to mention it during the election.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Its a loving scandal that writes itself at this point.

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