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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012



i dont understand this mans reaction to a milf bringing him pizza

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DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Tolkien minority posted:

i dont understand this mans reaction to a milf bringing him pizza

It's plain. Only basic bitches like pizza plain .

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Tolkien minority posted:

i dont understand this mans reaction to a milf bringing him pizza

no pineapple and ham on it.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



bossy lady posted:

no pineapple and ham on it.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



bossy lady posted:

no pineapple and ham on it.

that would be gross tho

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Tenchi Muyo gets me wet posted:

That is pretty much the new American Dream.



Are these kids retarded?

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

bossy lady posted:

no pineapple and ham on it.

The milf?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Jestery posted:

Are these kids retarded?

"What the gently caress mom!?!?"

cnut
May 3, 2016

Jestery posted:

Are these kids retarded?

No, they are perceptive. There's no pineapple and ham on it.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
:Fellow Aussies detected:

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Egbert Souse posted:

Stay safe, Tarp Ghost.

Sad news for you: He didn't.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

what the gently caress are these ingrates mad about?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Jestery posted:

:Fellow Aussies detected:

Everything is made better with pineapple.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

DrPossum posted:

what the gently caress are these ingrates mad about?
It's one of those pizza holder commercials where they're pissed off that their pizza and tray takes up the entire table. Seriously.

White Phosphorus
Sep 12, 2000

The MILF is the democratic party, the Pizza is Hillary Clinton, and the family are Bernie Bros.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
They already have Chinese takeout. It's right their on the table.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Grouchio posted:

It's one of those pizza holder commercials where they're pissed off that their pizza and tray takes up the entire table. Seriously.

death to america

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
im so fat my meal won't fit on my table. thanks liberals

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

DrPossum posted:

what the gently caress are these ingrates mad about?

Being in black and white? And an infomercial?

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

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Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound


or

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Apr 28, 2009

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Illegal Hen

Snak posted:

They already have Chinese takeout. It's right their on the table.

This right here. Though right now I am fascinated with the idea of a Chow Mein pizza.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Tenchi Muyo gets me wet posted:

This right here. Though right now I am fascinated with the idea of a Chow Mein pizza.

That's called spaghetti and meatballs with lettuce, bean sprouts, and a shitton of grated parmesan goddamn it now I am too

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Tenchi Muyo gets me wet posted:

This right here. Though right now I am fascinated with the idea of a Chow Mein pizza.

There's a place in town that does a crab rangoon dessert pizza and yes it is god damned pretty good.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Tolkien minority posted:

i dont understand this mans reaction to a milf bringing him pizza

Maybe it's the dude from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSe40tX-oTA

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
did anyone post hello.jpg yet

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Old hat

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

just like 2016 bithc

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

fosborb posted:

There's a place in town that does a crab rangoon dessert pizza and yes it is god damned pretty good.

That is emphatically lukewarm praise.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
YUP 2016 was full of cocks, robotic and otherwise

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I have emotions about the pizza gif from earlier. Lady, ditch that loser family and get with a real boss player who loves pizza over here.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

I guess I watched that movie too young, didn't realize how roboerotic it was

Hub Dirt
Apr 26, 2008

A prophet.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


DoctorStrangelove posted:

It's plain. Only basic bitches like pizza plain .

naw, real men eat any variety of hand delivered pizza happily

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Ruggan posted:

naw, real men eat any variety of hand delivered pizza happily

Especially from a good looking milf. DOUBLE especially since she's wearing a pant suit, and so is likely the breadwinner of the household. Like, BJ's, pizza, and stay at home dad? Looks like he's a little spoiled bitch.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

vyst posted:

that would be gross tho

:same:

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Ruggan posted:

naw, real men eat any variety of hand delivered pizza happily

i dont think its fair for you to set the goal posts in front of your piggish gullet

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Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


unpleasantly turgid posted:

i dont think its fair for you to set the goal posts in front of your piggish gullet

would you flip your poo poo at your beautiful wife serving you a pizza?

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