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The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



death sext posted:

show her this post: hey

She says hey back. Also, hail satin.

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MrWillsauce

is she a bad bitch



TOOT BOOT

what up pretty redhead, my wife is also a pretty redhead

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


HEY PRETTY REDHEAD i'll buy you a way good av if you join


bean mom

TO REDHEAD LADY: IF YOU BREAK HIS HEART ILL BREAK UR HUBCAPS!

:argh:

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SHY NUDIST GRRL

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

The Bananana posted:

She says hey back. Also, hail satin.

Hail satin indeed

vanisher

Tell her BYOB demands she eat her vegetables and be nice to The Bananana



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



MrWillsauce posted:

is she a bad bitch

I have never stolen anything in my life. I may have trespassed at some point. On a school campus.

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



TOOT BOOT posted:

what up pretty redhead, my wife is also a pretty redhead

Hi-5.

[Bananana note: this is not a question]

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



ladybeard mcflurry posted:

HEY PRETTY REDHEAD i'll buy you a way good av if you join

[Bananana note: I'm not letting her join.]

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Zyla posted:

TO REDHEAD LADY: IF YOU BREAK HIS HEART ILL BREAK UR HUBCAPS!

:argh:

There goes my plans

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



vanisher posted:

Tell her BYOB demands she eat her vegetables and be nice to The Bananana

*sigh*
I'm trying

To eat my vegetables.

And be nice to The Bananana

And be nice to his vegetable.

Stop it.

Stop writing everything I say.

SHY NUDIST GRRL

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

The Bananana posted:

I have never stolen anything in my life. I may have trespassed at some point. On a school campus.

Boo

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
maybe don't ever show her GBS

death sext


lol if my boyfriend showed me a site and said I couldn't join, I'd join and give him a swirlie online and off

pretty redhead please distribute swirlies and/or noogies accordingly


Subjunctive

✨sparkle and shine✨

The Bananana posted:

[Bananana note: I'm not letting her join.]

you are not, I think you'll find, the boss of her

vanisher

Luvcow posted:

maybe don't ever show her GBS


death sext posted:

lol if my boyfriend showed me a site and said I couldn't join, I'd join and give him a swirlie online and off

pretty redhead please distribute swirlies and/or noogies accordingly

These are both good tips.

Maybe Ban-man is using reverse psychology on her to get her to make an account



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



She like that you guys are supporting her women's rights.

I don't think it's a good idea for her to join, otherwise she's gonna read some of my posts, and give me a woman's left.

SHY NUDIST GRRL

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Also why buy the cow when she can get the milk for free

MrWillsauce

don't let her join or she'll ruin my boys club safe space



SHY NUDIST GRRL

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Where is it? As a certified GrrlTM I must smash your patriarchy

MrWillsauce

its byob



The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



MrWillsauce posted:

don't let her join or she'll ruin my boys club safe space

I think you're awesome, Willsauce

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Where is it? As a certified GrrlTM I must smash your patriarchy

She thinks you're awesome, SNG

SHY NUDIST GRRL

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.



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Subjunctive

✨sparkle and shine✨

it's wonderful that she makes our friend bananana so happy. give her a high five for me.

Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless

The Bananana posted:

*sigh*
I'm trying

To eat my vegetables.

And be nice to The Bananana

And be nice to his vegetable.

Stop it.

Stop writing everything I say.

TOOT BOOT

Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless

Puss in Boots!
:neckbeard:

death sext



toooooot


Robot Made of Meat

Zyla posted:

TO REDHEAD LADY: IF YOU BREAK HIS HEART ILL BREAK UR HUBCAPS!

:argh:

We all will, but in the chillest way possible.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Robot Made of Meat posted:

We all will, but in the chillest way possible.

Thanks guys

bean mom

Robot Made of Meat posted:

We all will, but in the chillest way possible.

yeah extremely passively but oh boy it'll be harsh!

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
fyi for pet owners itt, the forums ads might be of interest to your pets, just look at how happy this little guy appears to be:

bean mom

man i wish i had a cool crown like that

oh wait i do

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Subjunctive posted:

you are not, I think you'll find, the boss of her

UM YES THIS.

you don't "let" your girlfriend do anything, and you definitely don't eeeeeever ban her from doing something fun.

RUN AWAY PRETTY REDHEAD YOU CAN JOIN OUR FORUM.


MrWillsauce

that aint in the bible



City of Glompton

MrWillsauce posted:

don't let her join or she'll ruin my boys club safe space

I have bad news for you willsauce...


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


MrWillsauce posted:

that aint in the bible

neither are frogs with boobs but they exist, bub, accept it


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Manifisto


Luvcow posted:

fyi for pet owners itt, the forums ads might be of interest to your pets, just look at how happy this little guy appears to be:


is the bananana by any chance a chinchilla?

because dammit with two data points like that re: pretty redheads, I am seriously thinking of going in for some surgery

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