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The site is better now since Devin got fired. Hulk's stopped with the caplocks for his articles too.
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I've never actually read any substantial piece of writing by Film Crit Hulk on account of everything about his presentation is deeply unappealing. What kind of critical / analytical perspective does he typically bring
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Jan 12, 2017 04:15
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Jan 12, 2017 04:15
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CelticPredator posted:The site is better now since Devin got fired. Hulk's stopped with the caplocks for his articles too. You know that film crit hulk is Devin Faraci right
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Jan 12, 2017 04:17
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I like him mostly because his pieces are mostly about structure, character, and kind of just general film 101 stuff but through a slightly more cerebral lens. Something I can grasp unlike, anything written by SMG. I guess he's not for everyone, but he's helped me in writing scripts and what not.
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Jan 12, 2017 04:17
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:You know that film crit hulk is Devin Faraci right no?
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Jan 12, 2017 04:17
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I thought Film Crit Hulk was mild mannered scientist Film Crit Bruce Banner.
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Jan 12, 2017 04:25
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Internet leads me to believe Film Crit Hulk is not Devin Faraci. Almost more entertaining than Donald Toilet is the pathetic mewling dirtbags from 4chan going "it was us all along, we owned you all by making everyone believe our golden boy is a pissbitch." Epic ownage.  Piss Donald is real and good.
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Jan 12, 2017 04:49
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How bad is LAX as an airport? I have a business trip and have to choose between it and John Wayne Airport.
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Jan 12, 2017 04:52
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Egbert Souse posted:How bad is LAX as an airport? I have a business trip and have to choose between it and John Wayne Airport. It's only bad if you're flying American in my limited experience
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Jan 12, 2017 05:00
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glam rock hamhock posted:I just realized we never got our listing of who rated the last thread and what they rated it gently caress, I don't care about the ratings but I wanted to see what the new names for most frequent posters were.
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Jan 12, 2017 05:04
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CelticPredator posted:I like him mostly because his pieces are mostly about structure, character, and kind of just general film 101 stuff but through a slightly more cerebral lens. Please don't use Film Critic Hulk for screenplay tips.
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Jan 12, 2017 05:07
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Why not?
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Jan 12, 2017 05:10
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CelticPredator posted:Why not? Someone who's whole gimmick is declaritive statements in CAPSLOCK isn't a good writing coach. Given your interest in screen writing your hatred of SMG makes a bit more sense, he almost never talks about the screenplay of a film, he looks more at cinematography, editing, direction, and when he's casting shade on Avengers, the blocking.
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Jan 12, 2017 05:19
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Jenny Angel posted:I've never actually read any substantial piece of writing by Film Crit Hulk on account of everything about his presentation is deeply unappealing. What kind of critical / analytical perspective does he typically bring Unironic woke Plinkett.
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Jan 12, 2017 05:22
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Skwirl posted:gently caress, I don't care about the ratings but I wanted to see what the new names for most frequent posters were. Hmm, well if some1 else wants to do the work & make some drat graphs heres the data!! 4/12/14 - 10/2/14: General Chat: Woop woop, you wonderful old savings and loan! : https://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=whoposted&threadid=3624784 10/2/14 - 3/12/15: GenChat: This is that goon poo poo, gently caress up your whole afternoon poo poo :https://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=whoposted&threadid=3669287 3/12/15 - 1/1/17: GenChat: Tell me something I don't already know : https://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=whoposted&threadid=3706088
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Jan 12, 2017 05:23
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Skwirl posted:Someone who's whole gimmick is declaritive statements in CAPSLOCK isn't a good writing coach. I think you mean "it".
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Jan 12, 2017 05:34
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Egbert Souse posted:How bad is LAX as an airport? I have a business trip and have to choose between it and John Wayne Airport. Perfectly fine. Never had issues.
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Jan 12, 2017 05:40
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Skwirl posted:Someone who's whole gimmick is declaritive statements in CAPSLOCK isn't a good writing coach. That's not so much my issue with him, as is his whole style of readings. I'll be honest, politics in general just don't interest me that much. Sometimes they do, but on a whole, ehhh. I'd rather read someone break down films in the way Hulk does, where he talks about film techniques and why they work, and why they don't. SMG saying Hulk is an "unwoke Plinkett" is pretty much what I like about Hulk's stuff. I'd rather listen to a Plinkett than a Armond White. I'll get something out of Plinkett that will help me in the long run when it comes to making my own stuff. Which is what Hulk helped me with, with his screen play book. Like half the reason I watch films is to learn something about making them, or crafting stories. It's just what I'm into.
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Jan 12, 2017 05:49
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Jan 12, 2017 05:53
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the tedium is the message
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glam rock hamhock posted:GIMMICK MAKE YOU TAKE ARGUMENT SERIOUSLY AS DESERVES 
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FishBulb posted:Did he write a whole book in caps Sadly yeah. He also released a non-Caps version too. He doesn't do the hulk speak too much though. Outside of "Look, Hulk knows..." I dunno, I learned a lot. Maybe learning how to write effective characters and stuff isn't everyone's interest, and that's cool.
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Jan 12, 2017 06:11
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CelticPredator posted:I dunno, I learned a lot. Maybe learning how to write effective characters and stuff isn't everyone's interest, and that's cool. You approach the creation of an artwork as a technical problem to be solved, because you fear adversity. I will review your screenplay, and you will have access to a power beyond your imaginings. If you wish.
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Jan 12, 2017 06:16
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If you do, I want you to read my work and react to it with emotion and feeling, rather than like....whatever the hell you react to movies with. I just don't think you will help me, I mean, I could give it a try, gently caress I could even post it right here on this thread because It's a billion pages long and I don't think anyone's read it, or if they have maybe they think it's completely terrible and don't want to say anything. Which is fair. But that is something I'd like to know. I just don't really understand the way you view movies man. It's completely alien to me.
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Jan 12, 2017 06:21
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CelticPredator posted:If you do, I want you to read my work and react to it with emotion and feeling, rather than like....whatever the hell you react to movies with. I just don't think you will help me, I mean, I could give it a try, gently caress I could even post it right here on this thread because It's a billion pages long and I don't think anyone's read it, or if they have maybe they think it's completely terrible and don't want to say anything. Which is fair. But that is something I'd like to know. Well i would say smg approaches film as humanism...and that require actuality caring about the well being of mankind as a whole... despite being a chatbot
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Jan 12, 2017 06:34
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Unironic woke Plinkett. [softly, gently] Yikes
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Jan 12, 2017 06:35
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CelticPredator: if after my feedback on your short film, you still want to hear feedback from me, I will certainly read your screenplay. Wait, how many pages was it again?
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Jan 12, 2017 06:41
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Unironic woke Plinkett. I think we can close the thread now because nothing that follows will be as devastating as this.
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Jan 12, 2017 06:53
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Snak posted:CelticPredator: if after my feedback on your short film, you still want to hear feedback from me, I will certainly read your screenplay. It's really dang long. 160 pages.
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Egbert Souse posted:How bad is LAX as an airport? I have a business trip and have to choose between it and John Wayne Airport. LAX, because https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JivQ6akRng
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Jan 12, 2017 07:03
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CelticPredator posted:It's really dang long. 160 pages. Okay but, it's still like, short for a novel. So yeah, I'll read it.
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Jan 12, 2017 07:55
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:You know that film crit hulk is Devin Faraci right SuperMechagodzilla posted:Unironic woke Plinkett. Dang.
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CelticPredator posted:It's really dang long. 160 pages. Oh dang I'd be interested to give it a read.
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CelticPredator posted:It's really dang long. 160 pages. From this information alone I can tell you your screenplay is complete poo poo. At least a quarter of it is redundant crap that doesn't need to be there.
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Jan 12, 2017 08:12
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My screen play is exactly one page long. Okay, it's actually an inkpen sketch on the back of an envelope of Darth Vader holding a giant laser cannon. Edit: Oh, poo poo, I think someone threw it away. Dammit.
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Jan 12, 2017 08:16
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Mecha Gojira posted:My screen play is exactly one page long. I think Rogue One style your screen play
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CelticPredator posted:It's really dang long. 160 pages. What is it about?
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glam rock hamhock posted:I think Rogue One style your screen play It's a shame "Darth Vader cuts space cruiser in half with a giant lightsaber" never made it into the final draft.
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Skwirl posted:From this information alone I can tell you your screenplay is complete poo poo. At least a quarter of it is redundant crap that doesn't need to be there. Yeah, I know. The question is what. It's hard to know by yourself. You can't just assume your script is great or bad. That's why you need help sometimes. You never really know. You can have a feeling, but others might be like "no that's important! THIS other thing isn't important." Like from Film Crit Hulk, or other SA posters like Snak and CPL, who gave me some good, honest feedback on a short I'm iffy about. I'm still iffy on it, but I have an idea of what I can fix, make a bit better. But uh, the script is what my old Zim fan film turned into, plus various ideas I've had since I was a kid. Just a silly script about a paranormal obsessed teenager, who everyone hates, wanting to find aliens, finds them, is horrified and has to fight them with some reluctant kids who really don't like the kid all that much. Also about obsession and alienating yourself due to your obsessions, and the journey to over come them. I want to make it into a film, but not quite sure how yet. So I'm trying to make it into a comic now, just to see what happens.
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