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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Pyzza Rouge posted:

His memoirs will off-handedly mention out of nowhere the best sleep he ever got was one night in a Russian hotel

one night? trumps showered in more gold than most people earn in a lifetime

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

that j is too small here lemme show u

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Hey

Pon De Bundy

ur posting is not great, dude

HOT! New Memes
May 31, 2006




Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that!" I told her. "What do you mean?" she replied. So I told her, "You can come over to my house and piss on my face and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out and give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house." She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come just have Russia give him $50" I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents aren't speaking to me anymore.

Edit to add he also grabbed her by the pussy

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Hello Thursday i hope vlad releases the piss video in you

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

HOT! New Memes posted:

Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that!" I told her. "What do you mean?" she replied. So I told her, "You can come over to my house and piss on my face and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out and give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house." She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come just have Russia give him $50" I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents aren't speaking to me anymore.

lol good gimmick d00d

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

DeepDickPizza posted:

Hey

Pon De Bundy

ur posting is not great, dude

does that smell pee

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004

poo poo pee pee

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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fast cars loose anus posted:

lol that is amazing level of hatred for a man

Are we talking about the hate Trump has for himself or his father?

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

any more news about trump and the pissing russian prostitutes?

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

HOT! New Memes posted:

Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow...what a worthy goal!" I said. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that!" I told her. "What do you mean?" she replied. So I told her, "You can come over to my house and piss on my face and I'll pay you $50. Then you can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out and give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house." She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come just have Russia give him $50" I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents aren't speaking to me anymore.

Edit to add he also grabbed her by the pussy

lmao if you think i'm gonna read any of that piss

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

BeefThief posted:

any more news about trump and the pissing russian prostitutes?

They're done

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

BeefThief posted:

any more news about trump and the pissing russian prostitutes?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/is-urine-sterile-germaphobe-trump_us_58766a99e4b03c8a02d4916e

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure

Booyah- posted:

poo poo pee pee

:yeah:

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

I'd hope so. They'd die of dehydration.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
was it that yellow almost orange pee after youve been drinkning too little water and eating too much salty food

or that crystal clear pee pee

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007


this changes everything

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
did he make hispanic maids clean up the pee, some sort of trifecta of humiliation

maybe muslim hispanic maids

yeah..yeah

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Pon de Bundy posted:

was it that yellow almost orange pee after youve been drinkning too little water and eating too much salty food

or that crystal clear pee pee

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Pon de Bundy posted:

did he make hispanic maids clean up the pee, some sort of trifecta of humiliation

maybe muslim hispanic maids

yeah..yeah

It was Russian babushka peeing maids

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure

yeah but like lets be real
who do u think donal j trump would believe
an urban myth or medical science

Zo
Feb 22, 2005

LIKE A FOX

lol honestly is there a single person here who would not let those two pee all over them

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

smug n stuff posted:

yeah but like lets be real
who do u think donal j trump would believe
an urban myth or medical science

yeah but i think he made them pee ON the bed


watch peeer

eatenmyeyes
Mar 29, 2001

Grimey Drawer

LiterallyTheWurst posted:

I keep reading posts by Trump supporters worrying that the FBI and CIA is planning on assassinating Trump.

I'd bet 20 bucks that Donald is going to die with his cock in one hand, the art of the deal in the other, in a hotel room filled twenty damp Slovakian truck stop prostitutes who will later testify they heard his heart explode 20 seconds into the Tuesday staff meeting

Probably in paperback if he's holding it with one hand.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Zo posted:

lol honestly is there a single person here who would not let those two pee all over them

i wouldn't let anybody pee on me, then again i'm not a russian mobster so

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Yinlock posted:

i wouldn't let anybody pee on me

loving canadians

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
good peevening everyone

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Zo posted:

lol honestly is there a single person here who would not let those two pee all over them

no doubleyes no

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

i wouldn't let anybody pee on me

ive been pissed on by entire municipalities at a time

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

deadgoon posted:

loving canadians

i lack the courage of the president-elect

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Baloogan posted:

ive been pissed on by entire municipalities at a time

john the bapissed

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

jeb rising

Pyzza Rouge
Jun 25, 2011

La Mano de Dios

https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/status/819052449566629888

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

:kiss:

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

GET THIS, EVERY TIME HE SAYS THE WORD PEE, HIS PRESIDENCY GOES FASTER

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy


Pon de Bundy posted:

GET THIS, EVERY TIME HE SAYS THE WORD PEE, HIS PRESIDENCY GOES FASTER

where to?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
/Thread - Let me tell you about some Howard Stern/Piss Bed Theory.

FOR PISS BED THEORY:
- Trump bragged to AJ Benza that Russian girls are degenerate...
- Trump has bragged about many sexual escapades on Stern. They even joked that he is a sexual predator. At this he gave a coy smile and shrugged it off, as Ivanka, sitting beside him on the same sofa that witnessed many Strippers and Pornstars disrobe, laughs it off.

AGAINST PISS BED:
- Howard and Trump seem to bring up their germaphobia a lot in conversations.
- On one occasion Trump jokes about cancelling an appearance because Howard was sick. They did not shake hands during this appearance.
- Trump began to do call ins more than in person appearances. Howard believed it was because of Trump's germaphobia.

DEEP TYCOON PISS THEORY:
- Howard Hughes was also rumoured to be a Germaphobe. With that said, Howard Hughes is also rumoured to be a piss pig who collected piss in piss jars.

Conclusion: Donald Trump is a piss pig.

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
someone should tell pissbaby taht germophobes have a sordid history with pee

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