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OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


I'm thinking Scientology, thoughts?

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Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Nope you want People's Temple

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Noooooope.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


its time for some game theory

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

we need to embrace the gorilla mindset

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

bitch we are the alt-left

how many piss memes have you made

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m74KOFZYOWM

Planet Earth is being recycled.

In March 1982 Ronald Reagan dedicated the Columbia shuttle launch to the Afghan People. March 21st was designated Afghanistan Day.

Hale Bopp was most visible around Afghanistan Day 1997.

The Shuttle Columbia broke up over the US Southwest and Texas on the advent of the Iraq invasion - the first Israeli astronaut was on board.

from 1976

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

consumed by normies posted:

its time for some game theory

i love centrist cocaine boy unironically, with all my cold dead center-left heart

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Hell is divided against itself - the Luciferian Left against the Satanic Right.

Ti & Do taught individuals how to serve Heaven and consider 'I might be wrong'

Ayn Rand taught individuals to rule Hell and declare 'I am never wrong'

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

Fallen Hamprince posted:

i love centrist cocaine boy unironically, with all my cold dead center-left heart

https://twitter.com/ericgarland/status/819350025713098752

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


I'm a Democrat! I'm a Liberal! I'm a human. And I'm coming. I'm woke. I'm strapped in. My twitter's big, it's got hot takes, going through it fast. I like to argue too! I like to read! I like to get funky! I'm here! I've got a life force! This is a human! This is what we look like! This is what we act like! This is what everybody was like before us; this is what I am. I'm a centrist! I'm here! I've got the fire of civilization, I'm rejecting tyranny everywhere, and humans are dropping mics everywhere!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
2017 is the year of the alt-prefixes

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Mike Cernovich caught in child pornography sting with Milo, but Trump attempts to cover it up. Press dubs it alt-right-gate

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Gog and Magog are at work in the Middle East. Biblical prophecies are being fulfilled.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


gently caress this poo poo i'mma start the alt-alt

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


our only policy positions will be those that fly directly in the face of established alt-right and alt-left wisdom

mandatory abortions for those that want to have babies
mandatory state-monitored pregnancy for those who do not
right to a speedy execution
no handguns for anyone, but free, gov't subsidized platoon-level support artillery for all
eternal war with luxembourg
build a wall to separate mexico and guatemala, make north korea pay for it

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
As long as those speedy executions are done with a guillotine I'm on board

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


MaxxBot posted:

As long as those speedy executions are done with a guillotine I'm on board

we'll use a chinese subcontractor to save on construction costs tho

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

logikv9 posted:

Mike Cernovich caught in child pornography sting with Milo, but Trump attempts to cover it up. Press dubs it alt-right-gate

Milo would never get caught with child porn, he only jerks it to pictures of himself

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Grand Prize Winner posted:

our only policy positions will be those that fly directly in the face of established alt-right and alt-left wisdom

mandatory abortions for those that want to have babies
mandatory state-monitored pregnancy for those who do not
right to a speedy execution
no handguns for anyone, but free, gov't subsidized platoon-level support artillery for all
eternal war with luxembourg
build a wall to separate mexico and guatemala, make north korea pay for it

ethnic mongolians to be banned from entering the united states, except if they're jewish

e: gently caress it i'm making a thread

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



logikv9 posted:

2017 is the year of the alt-prefixes

how is your alt-good posting going for you? :grin:

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Yes but instead of Scientology try this.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


the alt-ternative

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

alt-facism: guaranteed minimum income and full civil rights for untermenschen

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
The alt-alt movement will be the hot new thing in 2017

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Yahoo to Altaba jumping on the Alt bandwagon

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Fallen Hamprince posted:

alt-facism: guaranteed minimum income and full civil rights for untermenschen

that's social democracy, which, as everyone knows, is the left wing of fascism

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

deadgoon posted:

that's social democracy, which, as everyone knows, is the left wing of fascism

Well duh, it stands in the way to a transformation to a full communist state.

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
the alt left exists, it consists of tankies and those idiots who reflexively knee jerk in favor of shitbag third world countries that abuse their populace/neighbours

bernie killed rosa
Feb 23, 2003
fart

bernie killed rosa has issued a correction as of 03:21 on Jan 14, 2017

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot

Fallen Hamprince posted:

i love centrist cocaine boy unironically, with all my cold dead center-left heart

Yo!

Maybe there is something to this centrist thing!

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Fallen Hamprince posted:

I'm a Democrat! I'm a Liberal! I'm a human. And I'm coming. I'm woke. I'm strapped in. My twitter's big, it's got hot takes, going through it fast. I like to argue too! I like to read! I like to get funky! I'm here! I've got a life force! This is a human! This is what we look like! This is what we act like! This is what everybody was like before us; this is what I am. I'm a centrist! I'm here! I've got the fire of civilization, I'm rejecting tyranny everywhere, and humans are dropping mics everywhere!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Crowsbeak posted:

Well duh, it stands in the way to a transformation to a full fascist state.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

it's horseshoes all the way down

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
What's gonna be our official meme? I vote for that goddamn dog that barks The Hustle.

Princess Di
Apr 23, 2016

by zen death robot
I'm ready for sales at Forever 21.
I'm ready for vacations at the Hamptons.
I'm ready for collecting bonuses whenever my company reorganizes.
I'm especially here for making GBS threads on the barista that serves me my coffee, the drugstore cashier that checks out my foot cream, and the grocery store cashier that swallows my poo poo.
How else could I rationalize my existence by kicking down people that have it worse than me?
Therapy?
No. I just head over to Barnes and Noble Cafe and take no prisoners.

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
I'll make the website

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Peanut President posted:

What's gonna be our official meme? I vote for that goddamn dog that barks The Hustle.
I thought we already had tronc

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
He's dead, Spike. He was dead from the beginning, just like you.

https://youtu.be/1Md7a3qGfvI

Set my mind for open skies

But couldn't fly

And so sadly

What am I? What am I?

Mc Do Well has issued a correction as of 13:14 on Jan 12, 2017

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Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Need a new Jim Jones.

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