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I mean in all seriousness Artie is funny as gently caress and chicks love funny guys.
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I just finally listened to Bobo's essay... wow, he is even dumber then I previous thought.
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Bonzo posted:I forgot that he was engaged to her. Was this the one that he was yelling "oval office!" to in Europe and nearly got arrested? I think he did get arrested or at least detained. He took a swing at a gendarme.
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If she curled up in a ball I bet she could fit in his stomach. I unfortunately had to spend some time in the mid west and there's quite a bit of people who look similar to him. It's nuts man. They need ralph to point out their flaws with a laser pointer or something.
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Jan 9, 2017 18:35
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The cafeteria at my job has a bookshelf that's sort of like a communal library. People drop off/borrow books, etc. When I checked it today during my break, I found a hardcover copy of MISS AMERICA that I grabbed in a hot second. I only wish I could've seen who dropped it off. edit: By the way, I forgot how angry Howard used to be. Holy poo poo. haljordan fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Jan 10, 2017 |
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haljordan posted:The cafeteria at my job has a bookshelf that's sort of like a communal library. People drop off/borrow books, etc. When I checked it today during my break, I found a hardcover copy of MISS AMERICA that I grabbed in a hot second. I only wish I could've seen who dropped it off. I havent read that one yet. I might have to track down a copy. I've read Private Parts, Baba Booey's book, and both of Arties. Don't think I'll ever read Robins.
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Kragger99 posted:
Neither have I but if I ever do, it will be in Jackie's voice.
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Jan 10, 2017 13:53
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Miss America is great. Some of it has aged poorly (like the Prodigy cybersex stuff) but a lot of it is hilarious. It's less narrative focused and more interested in making GBS threads on everyone and everything, including his staff. The Michael Jackson chapter is great too.
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Robin's book is embarrassingly bad. Poorly (ghost) written, it's clear she never bothered to read it. The very definition of a vanity bio.kylej posted:Miss America is great. Some of it has aged poorly (like the Prodigy cybersex stuff) but a lot of it is hilarious. It's less narrative focused and more interested in making GBS threads on everyone and everything, including his staff. The Michael Jackson chapter is great too. Yeah, it's clearly a collection of left-over stuff from the first book, but it has it's moments. It's also an artifact from the days when Stern had a new product to pimp every year for the Holiday season. It started with direct marketing video tapes, and moved on to books, the movie, the NYE special, etc. etc.
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Tan Mom is dead. Might be a prank, but sounds solid so far. EDIT: Shortest Death Pool ever, Sal wins $1,200. Squashy Nipples fucked around with this message at 14:38 on Jan 10, 2017 |
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Jan 10, 2017 14:32
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Squashy Nipples posted:Tan Mom is dead. Are they gonna make her into teriyaki beef jerky?
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Jan 10, 2017 14:39
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Nope, I got fooled, it was a prank.haljordan posted:Are they gonna make her into teriyaki beef jerky? No, but Howard wanted to stuff her and put her in the studio.
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I lov3 that Sal has Tan Mom in the death pool.
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So, did they prank him? And if so, was it good? gently caress, I love it when they prank Sal. EDIT: Also, that 'dropping loads over Eric's power chair' or whatever always sounds like Artie when he starts. If you listen to the show from when Sanjaya was voted off, that clip is played, and then Artie does an impression of it, and he exaggerates it, but man... it's close. EDIT 2: Man, if he was still around, I'd probably try and get Eric a legit free account for all of our paid sites. I mean, we've got Brandy Taylore! Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Jan 10, 2017 |
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Jan 10, 2017 15:41
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:So, did they prank him? And if so, was it good? Sal was in on the prank. The bit was he would try to convince Tan Mom to call in as her twin sister Petunia from Polland and say Tan Mom is dead so they could split the $1200.
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MrMidnight posted:Sal was in on the prank. The bit was he would try to convince Tan Mom to call in as her twin sister Petunia from Polland and say Tan Mom is dead so they could split the $1200. Did it fail horribly? That can be just as good.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Did it fail horribly? That can be just as good. Howard and the rest were in on it too. The bit was to see how bad an actress Tan Mom would be. It was pretty funny hearing her Polish accent but she kept her composure and stayed in character. Gary and Richard were trying to piss her off by saying Tan Mom was a pain in the rear end and that Sal was happy Tan Mom was dead.
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Zoben posted:That was her, yeah. Man she was purty. I love this pic of them: Holy poo poo. Fred, kindly play the *doink* wood/boner noise please.
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Does anyone have a link to a full, 100% Eric pack? The stuff on Script Cover only goes back to I think 2007 or 2008. I used to have everything, but I don't know where it went  EDIT: Nevermind! Found it, and if anyone's interested, PM me. 
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Jan 10, 2017 20:56
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My ETM megapack only goes up to the end of 2014. Anyone know where I can find the rest?
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I like listening to Hanzi stuff for like 5 minutes and then it gets depressingly sad as you realize how mentally ill he's become. His first appearance was on a "Biggest Loser" contest where he was known as a caller but his illness either hadn't really progressed or hadn't even manifested and he was this, as Artie put it, "Pakistani cherub" that was fine. Fast forward like 5 years and he'd just gone off the rails.
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Crotch Bat posted:I like listening to Hanzi stuff for like 5 minutes and then it gets depressingly sad as you realize how mentally ill he's become. His first appearance was on a "Biggest Loser" contest where he was known as a caller but his illness either hadn't really progressed or hadn't even manifested and he was this, as Artie put it, "Pakistani cherub" that was fine. Fast forward like 5 years and he'd just gone off the rails. A wackpacker with mental issues you say? haljordan posted:Yeah I wonder what it's like to just have no soul whatsoever and have the willingness to exploit the neediest and most desperate among us for modest financial gain. Hope she rots in hell.
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I liked hanzis comments on Muslims and the Middle East and he was the only person to challenge Howard's deepening Zionism but oh welll yeah he was getting nutso
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JB50 posted:A wackpacker with mental issues you say? Yea, but Hanzi has by leaps and bounds the worst case and he also seems to get the least treatment for it. Like I'm worried Hanzi will harm himself or others, I never really got that feeling with any other Wack Packer except maybe Elliot Offen and most of his stuff is an act that's accentuated by his eccentricities like the cross dressing. Hanzi should be in state custody receiving mental care 24/7.
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I haven't listened to the live show in a couple years so I haven't heard anything with Hanzi for a while, and even then my exposure was pretty limited to him yelling "BBBBUT HOWHOWARD" and just being pretty retarded. I thought it was like half of a put-on back then for airtime/just being a loser wack packer. What's he saying?
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euphronius posted:I liked hanzis comments on Muslims and the Middle East and he was the only person to challenge Howard's deepening Zionism but oh welll yeah he was getting nutso What? Don't you know no one lived in Palestine until 1948?
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Evil Agita posted:I feel bad for Wolfie, he really hosed that up. hosed what up?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcqPw1y_59o Him loving up starts about 2:30:00. He did interviews at a conspiracy convention and Howard liked it a lot, then Wolfie asks howard a question about when they met at the christmas party and it all falls apart. Pretty sure this dude has been angling to get a show job for a while. Evil Agita fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Jan 11, 2017 |
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Evil Agita posted:I feel bad for Wolfie, he really hosed that up. what happened
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Former Human posted:What? Don't you know no one lived in Palestine until 1948? I know right. He doesnt do it much tho so whatever.
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Evil Agita posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcqPw1y_59o Holy poo poo how do people listen to this lol
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Here's Nicole Bass these days. I'll tell you right now you absolutely should not click on these but curiosity will get the best of you and you will anyway and regret it just like I did. I'll also tell you these are 100%  and 200%  You've been warned. https://twitter.com/MsBigBass/media
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Crotch Bat posted:Here's Nicole Bass these days. I'll tell you right now you absolutely should not click on these but curiosity will get the best of you and you will anyway and regret it just like I did. I have seen all the porn now. All of it 
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wow I wanna be open minded and accepting but wow, that is testing.
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Jesus...took me a minute to remember she was born a female. I was actually thinking she had a sex change at some point. Why, WHY
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Who was crazier at their peak: KC or Hanzi?
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