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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
My prediction is that Nintendo announces they're cancelling the Switch and are making games for the PS4 instead

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Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


well why not posted:

After years of readying, Reggie releases his final form, blacking the sky with noxious fumes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr4knvNNgtU

Spellman
May 31, 2011

Will Super Mario Run be compatible with Switch

Sex Tragedy
Jan 28, 2007

father of three with an extra large butt

Spellman posted:

Will Super Mario Run be compatible with Switch

Probably.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Louisgod posted:

My prediction is that Nintendo announces they're cancelling the Switch and are making games for the PS4 instead

4K Nintendo would be the greatest

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj6HWP48l9Y

Dehry
Aug 21, 2009

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/GAMEChesterfld/status/819582537349681152

GAME preorder available now (all the local accounts showing this)

https://twitter.com/TuMalditaMadre/status/819547290209751045
10% down at Walmart when preorders open?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




10% down of what?

Alfalfa The Roach
Oct 13, 2012

You need to be a badass first.
I can't wait for Kimishima to expose himself to the public at long last

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Admiral Joeslop posted:

10% down of what?

the full cost

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Admiral Joeslop posted:

10% down of what?

Your flesh

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...

Lookit this game I'll need a Switch for oh wait.

E:Ninja edit beaten.
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


hcreight posted:

LMAO at them announcing it's no longer Nintendo exclusive on Switchmas.

it was announced as multiplat back in november

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Gorgolflox posted:

The fact that they never made another one is the biggest disappointment in gaming. I really hope they don't make us wait until 2020, we get a new Punch-Out!! every 11 years :(

I was crushed that Punch-Out wasn't one of the Wii games to get ported over to the 3DS much like DKC Returns. Also was pissed that I can't play it offscreen on WiiU. With any luck maybe Next Level will be given the franchise again as an apology for sending them out to loving die with Federation Force.

Dehry
Aug 21, 2009

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Ace_Trainer0/status/819589198772584448

Rumor: Gamestop preorder event and 15 Launch titles (I think that's the whole Wii U library?)

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

Louisgod posted:

My prediction is that Nintendo announces they're cancelling the Switch and are making games for the PS4 instead

There is now only one way to experience the Nintendo Switch: in PlayStation VR.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
How much for the kennel bedding

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
What is a preorder event?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




zenintrude posted:

Your flesh

So I should just go to Walmart and flop my dick out onto the counter?

Guy Goodbody posted:

the full cost

What would 10% of that be

Dehry
Aug 21, 2009

Grimey Drawer

Guy Goodbody posted:

What is a preorder event?

They'll have some little trinkets and maybe a manager will get a few MTN DEW 24 packs.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...

greatn posted:

There is now only one way to experience the Nintendo Switch: in PlayStation VR.

Playing Nintendo Switch in Playstation VR: an Oculus Rift Exclusive.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Admiral Joeslop posted:

What would 10% of that be

one tenth

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

Admiral Joeslop posted:

So I should just go to Walmart and flop my dick out onto the counter?


What would 10% of that be

It's the total x 0.1.

1/10th of the entire purchase price.

Move the decimal one space to the left.

youcallthatatwist
Sep 22, 2013
Why are we quoting 100 follower twitter accounts as trustworthy now

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

youcallthatatwist posted:

Why are we quoting 100 follower twitter accounts as trustworthy now

Because it's less depressing than getting itineraries for people's pre-order camping trips.

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

:siren: you can preorder the Switch by giving a store money :siren:

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Guy Goodbody posted:

What is a preorder event?

you misheard, it's preorder uninvent, when nintendo pulls the plug tonight mere hours before the preorders were supposed to be put up

katkillad2
Aug 30, 2004

Awake and unreal, off to nowhere

glassyalabolas posted:

:siren: you can preorder the Switch by giving a store money :siren:

:homebrew:

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


glassyalabolas posted:

:siren: you can preorder the Switch by giving a store money :siren:

Whaaaaaaaaat

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

glassyalabolas posted:

:siren: you can preorder the Switch by giving a store money :siren:

:tviv:

Dehry
Aug 21, 2009

Grimey Drawer
https://www.gamemania.nl/accessories/overige/screen-protection-kit-tempered--nintendo-switch

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Guy Goodbody posted:

Megaman Battle Network complete series collection for Nintendo Switch

:argh:

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...


is that the new stylus?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
"Please welcome to the stage, the creator of Wii Sports, Wario Land 4, and Ice Climber, Shigeru Miyamoto!"

"What's up dipshits? I spoke English perfectly the whole time. I tricked you morons. Anywhozles, Nintendo is super gay and for babies so I'm done. All Nintendo games are canceled. I've already hit the secret button that erases all your NES, SNES, and N64 carts. Later, bitches."

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




what are the 'big ben' condoms for?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Switch confirmed to be Ben Carsons mother

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.



Man, switch is going to have some really innovative games

Millions
Sep 13, 2007

Do you believe in heroes?

One JoyCon for each Hammer Bro.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

ethanol posted:

what are the 'big ben' condoms for?

That's so you can go have sex with your two girlfriends after smashing some nerd's Switch.

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The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

glassyalabolas posted:

is that the new stylus?

lol

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