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HAHAHAHAAH...TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT...
DICK
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Jan 12, 2017 13:34
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cookies are a sometimes food, so im told
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Jan 12, 2017 14:00
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- Luvcow
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Dick,
It's been ages since we spoke and I'm not sure if this letter will even reach you. It's beautiful here, so much wide open space, prairies that seem to roll on forever, vast herds of chocolate chip cookies roaming free. We could become rich off the abundance of cookie meat here.
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Jan 12, 2017 14:43
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by FactsAreUseless
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Is this cookie free range?
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Jan 12, 2017 16:01
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- Luvcow
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Still remember the first time I went to the cookie ranch.
The stench of cookie manure was overbearing.
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Jan 12, 2017 16:06
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- Luvcow
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FYI those little bags of "bite sized" cookies are the veal of the cookie world
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Jan 12, 2017 16:12
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People for ethic treatment of cookies
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Jan 12, 2017 16:22
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I used to have a pet cookie and saw how much love they can give, I've never been able to munch on them since.
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Jan 12, 2017 16:52
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*runs into grocery store. Tears open every packet of cookies*
GO! RUN! YOU'RE FREE!
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Jan 12, 2017 18:52
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PETC has eaten more than 34,000 cookies since 1998
PETC members: (frantically chewing and trying to shake the crumbs from their fat rolls) Mo we habem't!
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Jan 12, 2017 19:12
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Cookie hunting for sport is unethical
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Jan 12, 2017 19:33
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Always adopt your cookie from a shelter, and never buy Cookie Crisp cereal in a store. Most of those poor little cookies come from General Mills.
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Jan 12, 2017 20:22
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- FluffieDuckie
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Always adopt your cookie from a shelter, and never buy Cookie Crisp cereal in a store. Most of those poor little cookies come from General Mills.
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jan 12, 2017 21:51
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Always adopt your cookie from a shelter, and never buy Cookie Crisp cereal in a store. Most of those poor little cookies come from General Mills.
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Jan 12, 2017 21:55
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Oh give me a home where the cookie dough roam,
Where the 'chips meet strawberry short cake
Where seldom is heard a nutrious word,
And the skies have milk clouds all day.
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Jan 12, 2017 21:59
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- Luvcow
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holy poo poo lol at this whole thread
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Jan 12, 2017 22:59
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- Luvcow
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"they were slaughtering the thin mints?"
"and they were screaming"
"and you ran away?"
"no, first i tried to free them. i... i opened the gate to their pen, but they wouldn't run- they just stood there confused, they wouldn't run"
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Jan 12, 2017 23:14
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Soylent Brown is made of people! It's made of gingerbread people!
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Jan 12, 2017 23:28
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"I ate his mallomars with jelly beans and a nice 2%" *thpthpthpthpthpthpthpt*
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Jan 12, 2017 23:28
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You don't even want to know the growth hormones they use to breed the double stuffed Oreos. Let's just say you don't find double stuffed in the wild for a reason. Just thinking about it makes me sick.
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Jan 12, 2017 23:40
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Rocky Balboa absolutely wailing on a giant cookie cake
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Jan 12, 2017 23:56
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that evening, the knight-captain was visited in his chambers by a lady-in-waiting. but he was in no mood for company, the weight of his guilt bore heavily upon him.
"you look unwell, my lord. is the campaign not progressing as planned?"
though he knew it unwise, he confided in her. "I simply do not understand what it is His Majesty seeks.", he spoke sullenly. "the elves were a peaceful people, they gave us no quarrel." visions of the battlefield raced through his mind... the forests rife with flame, the screams of the dying. "...and we slaughtered them like cattle. and to what end?" the captain, walking over to a leather sack at his bedside, procured a portion of the spoils of the kingdom's most recent conquest... a single E. L. Fudge cookie.
"is a cookie truly worth its weight in the blood of the innocent?"
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