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Chelb posted:i might be well on my way along slowly metamorphosing into a hollowed out bread bowl of contempt, but its my sincerity that truly highlights me as a bad poster yeah, so *crosses off rotd's name for potential posting challenges*
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whose an up and coming in the mold of migf now there was a true villain all i see round me these days is nothing but basic gbs posters
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dunno if i could condescend to be foes with a poster who is constantly enveloped by a sugary vape cloud anyhow
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how can i vape something really tough smelling, like woodsmoke or vinegar
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when i walk into a room i want to overwhelm people with the scent of rust and sweat
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ManVape Masculine Vape Juice choose from- Old Leather Bluejeans Wood Smoke Whiskey Aftershave Blood
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Berke Negri posted:no, i need a challenge 
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paranoid randroid posted:ManVape Masculine Vape Juice Don't forget to pick up your dude wipes with then
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ManVape Summer StrongSmells Line: 68 Mustang Garage Powerlift Coconut Muscles Gridiron Turf Lawnmower Man Saturday Bonfire Drop Her Off After Curfew Soccer League Long Day At The Shop
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paranoid randroid posted:ManVape Masculine Vape Juice if there was a laphroaig flavor id be all for it though if it could come in a scented candle or car air freshner thatd be preferred
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Gin and Juche posted:we could always get a batman villain like group together and each person take on a different aspect of berkes psychosis pretty sure this already exists and is called the chat thread chat room i meant for here though
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Gin and Juche posted:if there was a laphroaig flavor id be all for it if you want to smell or taste dirt, you can just buy a trowel
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i have always respected randlers talent but no euros please
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The Muppets On PCP posted:i just want a vape that smells like axe body spray ban this sick filth
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Cease to Hope posted:if you want to smell or taste dirt, you can just buy a trowel plebe
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why vape when you can just smoke weed?
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Chelb posted:ban this sick filth MY POINT OF VIEW - A DISTRESSING ODOR Hello from room 109 at the American Motel in beautiful Pixley, California. As “America’s Funnyman,” I’m very excited about the opportunity to earn cash writing this new column. My fans know that I am the hardest-working comedian on the circuit, doing nearly 400 shows last year alone. However, fans who have seen legal documents from the divorce and bankruptcy proceedings against me (sold on commemorative hamburger-shaped 2GB flash drives by an unscrupulous souvenir vendor in the parking lots of the venues that hosted my shows) know that my live performance income is garnished by my creditors. It is through side jobs—such as writing this column, stuffing envelopes, or washing cars—that I am able to stay somewhat afloat. I am thankful for this opportunity. Alright then. Anyone in the field of law enforcement knows firsthand that the preferred deodorant of date-rapists is AXE. Their abrasive advertisements are targeted to the types of young men who rove in drunken packs looking for something—anything—to do with their penises. Judging from the noxious, prurient nature of their recent campaigns (a barrage of leering references to “cleaning balls” and “dirty gear”), AXE is completely tapped into the language and lifestyle of these dunced-out amateur pharmacists. This particular demographic blew out their nasal glands years ago, and thus is not instantly offended by the “extreme” scent of the chemical slurry that AXE cooks up in their hell-factory… a fetid, sugared-and-fermented-manure stench, which acts as a virtual mating call to the TV-addled, party-fried pig girls whom these dopes are trying to fill with their tainted seed. AXE’s master chemist seems to be developing their various fragrances by dumping varying amounts of Hawaiian Punch and/or Country Time Lemonade into the trough-style urinals at Dodger Stadium during the top of the 9th inning—the end product an amalgam resulting from the capture and replication of the the resulting combination of odors. The product’s appeal would seem limited to the unintiated, yet, almost as a challenge, AXE’s cynical marketing team is set on expanding their market beyond the lucrative world of beat-driven dolts. These “pied pipers of poo poo” hope to convert innocents through flashy free entertainment, lending their name and money to dubious “viral” comedy videos—recruiting third-string (one step up from me) comedians to disgrace themselves in vaguely obscene short films. AXE recklessly attaches their brand to movie premieres, snowboarding events, comedy tours, and musical concerts, trying to latch on to any pre-existing cache created by the artists themselves. (I use the term “artist” very loosely when referring to the clowns associated with the “AXE Concert Series;” most of these bands have long since lost their artificially created mini-buzz and are now better suited to a career disposing of postanalysis stool samples.) It is a sad fact of modern society that the visual artist has been unfairly marginalized. In order to commemorate this medium, and in keeping with the spirit of good-natured fun and light-hearted ribbing that has characterized my relationship with our friends at AXE, I am curating and judging an Unofficial AXE-Themed Art Competition. We are asking artists to submit original artwork incorporating 1) AXE products, and 2) images of authentic sexual predators procured from the National Sex Offender Registry website. [Please do not include the names or locations of the sex offenders in your artwork.] Everything can be submitted electronically via links posted on Twitter and hashtagged “#FunArtContest.” The prize, if any, is a combination of personal satisfaction, and soap and washcloths, perhaps autographed by celebrities who are part of the anti-AXE movement. This contest is unofficial, unaffiliated with Unilever and/or AXE, and is not to be confused with existing authorized promotional campaigns for AXE deodorant. Complete details at twitter.com/funartcontest. NEIL HAMBURGER
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Eugene V. Dabs posted:why vape when you can just smoke weed? That's old and busted. This is the new hotness grandpa
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Eugene V. Dabs posted:why vape when you can just smoke weed? because they don't get enough allowance money from mom to afford weed
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Berke Negri posted:pretty sure this already exists and is called the chat thread chat room 
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Eugene V. Dabs posted:why vape when you can just smoke weed? good people dont smoke weed hth
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Gin and Juche posted:good people dont smoke weed i'd disagree, but it reflects well on me so, 
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Gin and Juche posted:good people dont smoke weed I'm an angel, god loving drat it
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my boss just made me load a palette with archive boxes outside in 40c heat i think he's trying to kill me, in his inept way
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Gin and Juche posted:good people dont smoke weed but snoop smokes a whole lot of weed?
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it takes more than that to silence the last and greatest prophet of the israelites and earthly vessel of ariel the father of the jews
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I vape and I got my order in and every package tastes like pickles. It's suppose to be caramel. WTF JUUL. Now I gotta like go buy new ones and ship this garbage batch back.
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Hollismason posted:I vape and I got my order in and every package tastes like pickles. It's suppose to be caramel. WTF JUUL. Now I gotta like go buy new ones and ship this garbage batch back. 120ml of caramel juice, for chicago comin right up
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lol of course you vape. i bet leonard never, ever vaped i've never tried shrooms, are they one of those things you can buy safely online or do i need to find an rl hookup
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pickled vape juice $4.99
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Eugene V. Dabs posted:why vape when you can just smoke weed? vape weed
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Avshalom posted:lol of course you vape. i bet leonard never, ever vaped they're fairly easy to grow and you can get the spores online. the spores aren't illegal but growing the stuff is like a felony in the us
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Ghost of Reagan Past posted:vape weed ugh. uuuuuughhhh
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