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Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

So tiiiiny. Gonna lose that thing in my rear end

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Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Brother Entropy posted:

what does that mean anyway

You need flesh to register touch and it can do multi touch

slev
Apr 6, 2009

grab my joycon bro

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
The joycs on you nintendo fans lmaooo

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.
8 way wifi play? But where am I going to get $2400?

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Jesus how large is that man?

probably not very

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Rime posted:

USB-C Charging gives it effectively infinite battery life. HOT. drat.

seriously have you nerds heard of a battery pack

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
at 300 dollars it has to have a pack-in game, right?

right?

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

buddy i know what buttons are

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Tiny rear end controllers

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



thank you for explaining how the joycons work

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Joystick pressed like a button, welcome to 2005.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
oh no poo poo you can click the sticks wow what innovation

slev
Apr 6, 2009

that tiny dpad

Utnayan
Sep 26, 2002
PROUD MEMBER OF THE RAPIST DEFENSE BRIGADE! DO NOT BE MEAN TO RAPISTS, OR I WILL VOTE FOR THEM WITH EVER INCREASING VIGOR!
Lol. Two and a half hours battery life. 300 price point. And soon, paid online service! All with half the power of an Xbox one. Coming to a store near you.

What a joke.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
The amiibros are back.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



murked by dragon posted:

The controller is small as gently caress

I can't wait for ds3.gif, JoyCon edition

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
The most awkward amiibo interaction yet

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
So, so tiny.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

LOOK AT THAT SQUARE

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Brother Entropy posted:

buddy i know what buttons are

oh yeah?

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Guy Goodbody posted:

at 300 dollars it has to have a pack-in game, right?

right?

repackaged Wii Nintendo Land.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Guy Goodbody posted:

at 300 dollars it has to have a pack-in game, right?

right?

Nintendoland Switch

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Of course they gotta have that amiibo support

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

So tiiiiny. Gonna lose that thing in my rear end

Too much joy

youcallthatatwist
Sep 22, 2013
Two and a half to six and a half hours. Don't go spouting misinformation

ROFL Octopus
Jun 20, 2014

LET ME EXPLAIN

:sigh: I guess I'll go make a sandwich while they go over the ridiculously obvious stuff

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Video capture not available at launch, wtf

CoasterMaster
Aug 13, 2003

The Emperor of the Rides


Nap Ghost
Nintendo figured out social media is a thing

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
screenshot and video button, why?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Miiverse is dead :(

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



That button looks literally 5 mm wide

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

murked by dragon posted:

The controller is small as gently caress

can't wait for some dumb loving kid to swallow one and trigger a recall

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
The Joycon controller looks to be about 3DS gamecase-size if you want something to fondle for comparison.

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
Inb4 morbidly obese nerds complain the thing is too small for their "huge" hands

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
hoooly poo poo look at how small that is.

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

:siren: THE HOME BUTTON HAS A HOUSE SHAPED MARK :siren:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Monkey Fracas posted:

UGGHHH game

games

games

GAMES

GAMES

GAMES!

gently caress you, they spend years developing this poo poo, and you're going to like it!

Wait, they scan amibos?

Oh look, the share button like the PS4...but it can't capture video Hahahah

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Screen/video capture is cool.

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The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
SOCIAL MEDIA CONFIRMED

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