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HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
they made a gimmick worse than the wii this is incredible

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SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
so... casual games?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I CAN'T MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT WITH ANOTHER PERSON, loving NINTENDO

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Hey buddy, I play games so I don't have to look at other people in the eyes! :spergin:

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Arcland posted:

That paid online thing was weird in the sense I don't really get to what extent it was. It sounded like it was for extra features not for normal online play but I'm not sure. They were intentionally vague. They also said paid was coming later which was odd.

Extra features for your online play. For example - other players.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
If there's one thing gamers love it's eye contact with other humans.

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

Cojawfee posted:

I regret wanting a Switch now.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
I'm not paying $300 for forced eye contact.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

WHEN WILL THEY KISS ME...

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


stare sensually into the eyes of your opponent....

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Smart cost-cutting measure: a video game without graphics.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
fast forward please

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Are you kidding me? Their new gimmick is not even looking at the video in the video game? gently caress this.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Holy poo poo we understand how a quick draw contest works nintendo why are you explaining it to us

AGAIN

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

making eye contact sounds like literal torture wtf

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

i just want mother loving breath of the wild

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
can't wait to see the stock market reaction to this poo poo

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
you will play videogames without a TV

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
You get to see them do something extremely unexpected: own a Nintendo Switch

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
I'm not buying a console for human interaction!

slev
Apr 6, 2009

Looking At People: The Game

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Nintendo has gone loving insane

Macintosh HD
Mar 9, 2004

Oh no its today
Is everyone upset because they don't like this one game? ("One Two Switch")

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
I just realized with the HD rumble funtions, with two joycons and duct-tape, you can make a pretty good makeshift jerkoff sleeve.


Because so far that's all I'm seeing the Switch as being any good for right now.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
Hahahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why Nintendo why?

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

I wont have problem preordering one now!

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
lmao what the hell were they thinking

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

you simply 1: stand the switch up
2: grab the nintendo switch joycon
3: get kicked out of the party

nodadchad
Feb 11, 2003

Outdoors?

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


TaurusOxford posted:

Great, more worthless casual garbage.

Your avatar is all of us right now

Armor-Piercing
Sep 22, 2009

Nightly dance
of bleeding swords


This is just the Ubisoft portion of "Nintendo Does E3"

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

I am increasingly convinced no one at Nintendo has ever been to or seen a party

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I've changed my mind. There won't be enough of these at launch AND no one will buy from scalpers because no one will want one.

YOU LOOK IN YOUR FRIENDS EYES. DEEPLY. SO FUN!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



If I borought the Switch to a party I would never be invited there again

GI_Clutch
Aug 22, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Dinosaur Gum
Here's your six hours on battery answer.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

glassyalabolas posted:

i just want mother loving breath of the wild

They cancelled Zelda to make this

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

this looks like a fun party game

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.
So this is the game that lasts 6.5 hours on battery.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Macintosh HD posted:

Is everyone upset because they don't like this one game? ("Want To Switch")

and the price, and battery life, and paid online

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Minrad posted:



im the bulges

They're trying to decide which is going to be top.

Ugh NO ONE IS GOING TO BRING THIS TO PARTIES!!!

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