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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
GONNA GO WAR MACHINE ON SOME FOOLS

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
dual inkzooka things gently caress yeeeehhh

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
This can be the worst reveal ever and I'll still preorder this because I'm a sucker (for Nintendo)

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

Guy Goodbody posted:

the translator sounds like he wants to die

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
Hell yes this looks so dope I'm back in. gently caress those last 2 games though holy gently caress Nintendo

bef
Mar 2, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

lelandjs posted:

They're calling it "Splatoon 2" instead of "Spla2n"

They aren't getting anything loving right tonight I swear

when have they ever

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
So hyped for Super Mario Odyssey you guys!!!

Pureauthor
Jul 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST

Teikanmi posted:

keeps going down



Stock always goes up on rumours and comes down on actual news.

That said this presentation is still poo poo.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Lol 99% of all launch day titles for any Console are trash and if anybody is disappointed with the switch as a console based off of a launch day lineup you are consoling wrong

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Teikanmi posted:

keeps going down



Happens at literally every press conference


(not that the news have been good in this)

Rudoku
Jun 15, 2003

Damn I need a drink...


Martytoof posted:

Are they porting it to PS4?

They said large, not dead.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

'you can also play gunslinger girl stratos'

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
It's incredibly strange to lead with these games. 3 Ways To Play! Oh, but you can't play all these game in every variation

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
i am excited to watch goons get angry over splatoon 2

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

:siren: you can play games on Switch :siren:

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Teikanmi posted:

keeps going down



This happens for every company after every press conference. Apple, MS, Sony, this is not unique

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Neddy Seagoon posted:

Wait, why was Marie on her own? Where was Callie?

WHERE'S CALLIE?! :ohdear:

She lost.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Martytoof posted:

He sounds like he's reading a book in bed.

A textbook, maybe

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
i can battle over internet

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Maybe, just maybe they've made the inkbrush viable in ranked vs Asians.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
that translator makes me sad

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

Dred Cosmonaut posted:

🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Not trolling, dead serious. A play and put down game about punching people with fun and bizarre art is right up my alley. Looks like you could get in a few rounds of Arms in a half hour or so, have a good time, and then go off and do something else. I love that.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Teikanmi posted:

keeps going down



Hahahahah

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
friends and people you don't know

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
:wtf: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE TRANSLATOR

Pureauthor
Jul 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST

ratbert90 posted:

Lol 99% of all launch day titles for any Console are trash and if anybody is disappointed with the switch as a console based off of a launch day lineup you are consoling wrong

Well you'll be glad to know ARMS isn't a launch title then

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
lolllllllll

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

planed for laun.....ch

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

did he just loving dab?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

glassyalabolas posted:

:siren: you can play games on Switch :siren:

I thought it was just for feeling ice cubes in a glass.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

hahahahaha the translator sounding so unsure

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
Summer noooo

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
DID HE JUST DAB

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Loll that pose.

HOLY poo poo HE DID IT AGAIN THIS GUYS THE BEST

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



haha its not even a launch title

jarbv
Jul 10, 2004

translator does not believe in spla2n

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
Planned for launch...




...this... summer...

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
"Is planned for launch..."


"this summer."


:lol:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
get bill trinen in there !!

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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
"Planned for lau...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...nch this summer"

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