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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Splatoon 2: not ready for launch, will follow same piecemeal content release schedule

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Parker Lewis
Jan 4, 2006

Can't Lose


Splatoon 2 is planned for launch ....... this summer

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Like seriously this translator is the worst guy. How do you make Splatoon 2 sound this boring?

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Is.. planned for laun...nnnch.. this... Summer?

- official Nintendo translator

arbybaconator
Dec 18, 2007

All hat and no cattle

plan for lawwwnch

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
Thos loving assholes

Planned for launch, this summer

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
lmao

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Planned for launch............. This summer

Translator is audio blue balls

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
NEITHER ARMS NOW SPLATOON LAUNCH WITH SWITCH

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

a.lo posted:

i can battle over internet
Can you?

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Patter Song posted:

Not trolling, dead serious. A play and put down game about punching people with fun and bizarre art is right up my alley. Looks like you could get in a few rounds of Arms in a half hour or so, have a good time, and then go off and do something else. I love that.

I wanna metroid goddangit

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
guys i think the switch is Bad and Dumb and will be a failure.



:laffo: "planned for launch......this summer"


:rip: nintendo

Macintosh HD
Mar 9, 2004

Oh no its today
splatoon 2

will

launch this

summer

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
would buy just for splatoon 2

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Summer? HMM

enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

Macaluso posted:

:wtf: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE TRANSLATOR

Splatoon 2 is... planned for... lau...nch... oh, in the summer, not like "launch title"

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
Will we have any launch titles?

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Teikanmi posted:

keeps going down



this is just the beginning

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Spla2n... planned for launnn..nnnnchhh (oh gently caress oh gently caress I hosed up) this summer (yeah that's the ticket I fixed it)

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

So far only 1 2 Switch is available at launch

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Planned for lau...soon

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
alright so since Spla2n is launching summer I now have no impetus to buy the console at launch

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
LOL at summer 2017 (maybe)

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
oh my god DONT DO IT AGAIN

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Did they dig up an intern to translate this

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

this translator fuckin owns

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

This fuckin' guy.

bef
Mar 2, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
lmao

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



thank you for this squid doctor

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Splatoon 2 is... planned for... la--unch... this summer

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE
Please stop saying Splatoon 2 like that. Please.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
The Squid at the end of the 2 really makes it look like a dickhead.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



The translator fit the whole thing perfectly.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

haha its not even a launch title

Yeah, p hosed up, imo

LSD at the gangbang
Dec 27, 2009

The representative from the squid research lab is my favorite person

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

bef posted:

when have they ever

Wii had some pretty goddamn great games and its silly tech demo (Wii Sports) had the audacity to be included with the console instead of being a $60 add on.

TaurusOxford
Feb 10, 2009

Dad of the Year 2021
They have a whopping 1 game ready for this thing at launch so far.

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
Hahaha this is a fuckin disaster

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
Do kids bring their consoles and meet up anymore? Like sure when I was a kid and we didn't have online play, but nowadays?

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Megasabin
Sep 9, 2003

I get half!!

Patter Song posted:

Not trolling, dead serious. A play and put down game about punching people with fun and bizarre art is right up my alley. Looks like you could get in a few rounds of Arms in a half hour or so, have a good time, and then go off and do something else. I love that.

You can play most multiplayer games in that time frame and then put them down and do something else. Very few games outside of MOBAs require more than 30 minutes per session.

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