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Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.
Oh look FIFA :geno:

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Nanigans
Aug 31, 2005

~Waku Waku~
Suda's translator is awful

Koizumi is awesome

Mario + Zelda + FE: Warriors + DQ Warriors + more RPGs + loving NO MORE HEROES 3.

Yeah, I'm happy.

EA time? Zzzzzzz.....

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


loving christ that translator is like the boom goes the dynamite guy

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



I was really thinking I could avoid the ea sports block in the nintendo presentation

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

oh boy soccer

thinking about going to bed tbh

bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
So excited for the sports game that gets released on everything up to and including toasters

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
buzzword, buzzword, buzzword, nothing even matters, it's EA sports it'll get a million sales no matter what

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
ok we get it, we know what fifa is, you don't need to talk it up

just show it and get off the stage

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
This guy looks like he's telling James Bond just how he's going to die.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Switch is going to launch with the Switch hardware + a 50 gift card for Xbox or Playstation so you have something to do

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Louisgod posted:

bill speaking japanese instead of translating it is uncomfortable

Doing a shitload better than the japanese > english translator

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Bill's like "Uh that';s all I can remember, please pause"

SyRauk
Jun 21, 2007

The Persian Menace
Why not just have a video instead of this awkward live presentation?

Pureauthor
Jul 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST
No one cares about your ideas. Where the hell are more actual announcements.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Launch games
1,2,Switch

Launch Window games
ARMS


that's it

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Internet Kraken posted:

I expected nothing from this and am still disappointed.

Leave Xenoblade alone Nintendo :mad:

I was hoping for another alien planet exploration game.

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Tatsuta Age posted:

ok get teh Worlds Tallest Man offstage I don't care for the sports ball game

respect the ubermensch

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
fifa huh?

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

Nonsense posted:

So whats confirmed at launch?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they might have some trailers by then

busysignal
Nov 28, 2013
Hey guys, we'll bring last year's Fifa to this thing. We might put Luigi in it.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


That proven system pusher, EA SportsTM FIFA

Lord Ephraim
Feb 22, 2008

That's one way to get ahead in life, but nothing beats an axe to the face.
I buy Nintendo consoles to play EA sport games.

I'm glad you got me covered.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
but what about suda??????????????????? will he be handing out toilet paper after the show???

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

punk rebel ecks posted:

Suda said he was directing No More Heroes 3 right?

yeah but it sounded like not no more heroes 3. travis touchdown in a indi wrestling game? dude loves lucheadors...ima find a real translation tomorrow.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
We needed 5 minutes for an incredibly obvious multiplat promo.

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

Macaluso posted:

Meanwhile, Bill Trinen up on stage killin it.

Yeah this dude is loving real.

Nanigans
Aug 31, 2005

~Waku Waku~
Bill Trinen is my spirit animal.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
It's so pleasant listening to Bill translate words into a language I don't understand

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
I was super hyped to preorder this but right now I'm thinking I'll just go to bed and pick one up whenever they stop being scarce.

nodadchad
Feb 11, 2003

Can't believe no Mario till a year out. Argh.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Finally, the beautiful game is available electronically, ARMS

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
this is worse than the xbone reveal

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



So EA just read a prepared speech promising they would make a game

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

That's not what he promised ten years ago!

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
"We're making a game but can't even show it because we haven't started." -Switch

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Uh... did they just actually replace the translator?

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.
wtf that's it?

slev
Apr 6, 2009

is there no third party footage at all

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
8 minutes, time to wow us Nintendo

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asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Did anyone else just see bomberman?

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