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Ohtsam
Feb 5, 2010

Not this shit again.
Frostbite for switch is a big deal EA wise

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

It comes out in 6 weeks and has 1 game ready for launch

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


ok what

WHERES MY ZELDA

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
That's it?

That was awful.

Did they show one launch title that wasn't a glorified tech demo?

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

you bitches better show me Zelda. I pass on sex for this shitshow?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Once again Nintendo doesn't take into account the US is their biggest market and puts a loving soccer game on the thing rather than the real big seller.

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

So EA just read a prepared speech promising they would make a game

Everyone did.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
guess we're not doing zelda today or anytime soon

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
This Sweet Jazz Sax music is the best thing about this presentation followed by Mario.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
So far, what I'm getting from this event thing is that I'll be able to pay $300 to play a stupid camera game called 1, 2, Switch on March 3, and then I'll have to wait until summer to play anything else.

And some other companies are totally working on stuff for it, really. There's even pretty drawings of some ideas they have.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

All you assholes who chatted online about 3rd party support and made nintendo focus on this...i hope you are happy.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe
SAXY

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
was that it...??

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
OK OK but seriously where are the rest of the games

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

All I want is that Mario game, and it's not even ready yet, poop.

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

bloodysabbath posted:

So excited for the sports game that gets released on everything up to and including toasters

FIFA 14 was released on literally 14 different platforms: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_14

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
It can't be over, right?

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.
I think Bomberman was one of the characters that flashed in the Switch logo just there.

Pureauthor
Jul 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST
Oh hey it's a repeat of the same footage we already saw

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
dope rear end sizzle reel song

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Martytoof posted:

I was super hyped to preorder this but right now I'm thinking I'll just go to bed and pick one up whenever they stop being scarce.

That would still be launch day because no one is going to buy this loving thing

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Nintendo, I want to love you, but what the gently caress.

What the gently caress was this, Nintendo.

I need an explanation.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Martytoof posted:

I was super hyped to preorder this but right now I'm thinking I'll just go to bed and pick one up whenever they stop being scarce.

same. this is such a meh presentation with like nothing tangible at launch

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
Nobody in japan claps do they

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
Wait what is it over

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



murked by dragon posted:

was that it...??

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
So they put loving Mario Kart in the gamepaly style demos, yet don't even say when it's coming?

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

HyperPuma posted:

this is worse than the xbone reveal

Splatoon 2, No More Heroes 3, Shin Megami Tensei V, Xenoblade 2. This was godlike. But then again I dont' get consoels at launch so.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
i saw disgaea???

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Coldforge posted:

So far, what I'm getting from this event thing is that I'll be able to pay $300 to play a stupid camera game called 1, 2, Switch on March 3, and then I'll have to wait until summer to play anything else.

And some other companies are totally working on stuff for it, really. There's even pretty drawings of some ideas they have.

But no titles or concepts for other games yet, just a nascent idea on a napkin

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Was that Farming Simulator?

flail and sob
May 3, 2009
where the gently caress is Zelda

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon
Maybe they should delay the console until they have more than 3 games on it...

Elmon
Aug 20, 2013

Can't help but feel zelda is no longer a launch title now as some rumors were saying.

Macintosh HD
Mar 9, 2004

Oh no its today
woah street fighter?

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Hey guys had you heard that the Switch is a portable system you could bring with you to a variety of indoor and outdoor destinations?

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

Martytoof posted:

That's it?

That was awful.

Did they show one launch title that wasn't a glorified tech demo?

they showed one launch title, period

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

goku confirmed

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
FZERO WAS THAT FZERO

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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Lol that's it.

Nintendo is doomed.

WAIT WAS THAT F-ZERO?

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