Retarded_Clown_ posted:

BBG, Princess Leia, and Yoda, Obi-Wan, Han Solo, and Anakin Skywalkers ghosts all smile and look on onthe day we all unbox our WiiU2's

Bobnumerotres posted:

FF and zelda are apples and oranges so i dont really get this logic

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

BBG, Princess Leia, and Yoda, Obi-Wan, Han Solo, and Anakin Skywalkers ghosts all smile and look on onthe day we all unbox our WiiU2's

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

BBG, Princess Leia, and Yoda, Obi-Wan, Han Solo, and Anakin Skywalkers ghosts all smile and look on onthe day we all unbox our WiiU2's

In Training posted:

Then Yoda turns to BBG and chuckles while removing his robe

In Training posted:

Then Yoda turns to BBG and chuckles while removing his robe

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

BBG, Princess Leia, and Yoda, Obi-Wan, Han Solo, and Anakin Skywalkers ghosts all smile and look on onthe day we all unbox our WiiU2's

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

nobody wants to play those boring 80s throwback games, Old. Man. *your psyche bar drains*

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

*loudly into phone* yeh- HELLO? You there, hang on I'll add you. gently caress. I closed it. *hits home button 40 times, while accidentally launching the Fart App which then plays 40 Farts in super fast time*

In Training posted:

I dont trust capcom to even rerelease SFII without loving up somehow.

In Training posted:

Then Yoda turns to BBG and chuckles while removing his robe

mysterious loyall X posted:

the only good thing about hdr is that dsp beat some top players at some major because he used akuma [who is busted in st and hdr but was tournament legal for awhile in hdr] and he still brags about beating jwong and infiltration or whoever once in awhile

mysterious loyall X posted:

the only good thing about hdr is that dsp beat some top players at some major because he used akuma [who is busted in st and hdr but was tournament legal for awhile in hdr] and he still brags about beating jwong and infiltration or whoever once in awhile

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning, So I greased up my JoyCon and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did.

This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry.





Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my rear end. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain.





Last chance to stop. It's horriffic.




I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. IT looked like a Metroid. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my rear end out of my rear end. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of rear end sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the rear end "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My rear end didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes.

So the moral of the story is I really don't want to do this again. It makes me sad because I enjoy anal sex. Maybe others have heartier colons that I. But for god's sake, use condoms. If anything with a pulse goes in there, make sure it's sheathed.

Black Baby Goku posted:

Black Baby Goku posted:

mysterious loyall X posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ4ia1-1CPs

sega is good again now

Black Baby Goku posted:

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Bobnumerotres posted:

this will be possible on the switch


a picture of my wallet 3 days after purchasing the switch, ready to reserve Splatoon 2

Black Baby Goku posted:

this looks fun

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

seriously now its been like ten years

what the gently caress happened to ge cafes rear end

its insane that story never got a follow up

mysterious loyall X posted:

it is and has also been out on 3ds, ps3, ps4, xboner, vita, and wii u for years in japan fuuu

mysterious loyall X posted:

i hopeit get worse

ArfJason posted:

Lol thats the busted sf2 port he won in?

Black Baby Goku posted:

buwhhuhh??? jesus, loving sega

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

nah it was Hyper SF2 for PS2

HD Remix is the one David Sirlin "fixed"

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

dude can you get porno on the switch, awesome. should be great for portable fappage, not like that other time i tried it.

[family guy flashback to the police catching me POunding my rear end behind a gamestop holding a nudie mag]

POLICE: DROP THE DILDO. HANDS IN THE AIR!

ME: [puts my hands in the air but a piece of my rear end slowly slides out of my rear end and plops on the ground]

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

dude can you get porno on the switch, awesome. should be great for portable fappage, not like that other time i tried it.

[family guy flashback to the police catching me POunding my rear end behind a gamestop holding a nudie mag]

POLICE: DROP THE DILDO. HANDS IN THE AIR!

ME: [puts my hands in the air but a piece of my rear end slowly slides out of my rear end and plops on the ground]

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

dude can you get porno on the switch, awesome. should be great for portable fappage, not like that other time i tried it.

[family guy flashback to the police catching me POunding my rear end behind a gamestop holding a nudie mag]

POLICE: DROP THE DILDO. HANDS IN THE AIR!

ME: [puts my hands in the air but a piece of my rear end slowly slides out of my rear end and plops on the ground]

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

dude can you get porno on the switch, awesome. should be great for portable fappage, not like that other time i tried it.

[family guy flashback to the police catching me POunding my rear end behind a gamestop holding a nudie mag]

POLICE: DROP THE DILDO. HANDS IN THE AIR!

ME: [puts my hands in the air but a piece of my rear end slowly slides out of my rear end and plops on the ground]

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

dude can you get porno on the switch, awesome. should be great for portable fappage, not like that other time i tried it.

[family guy flashback to the police catching me POunding my rear end behind a gamestop holding a nudie mag]

POLICE: DROP THE DILDO. HANDS IN THE AIR!

ME: [puts my hands in the air but a piece of my rear end slowly slides out of my rear end and plops on the ground]

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

dude can you get porno on the switch, awesome. should be great for portable fappage, not like that other time i tried it.

[family guy flashback to the police catching me POunding my rear end behind a gamestop holding a nudie mag]

POLICE: DROP THE DILDO. HANDS IN THE AIR!

ME: [puts my hands in the air but a piece of my rear end slowly slides out of my rear end and plops on the ground]

no they will not posted: