Barkley 2 DEMO is OUT for backers: Maws Approach the Dark Drakers

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texting my ex: Nov 15, 2008; I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood

it's like the new duke nukem forever lmao

# ? Jan 12, 2017 20:18

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# ? May 28, 2024 18:55

Mad Wack: Mar 27, 2008; "The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

the hardest part will be porting barkley two to sensory buttplug computer after the pc is obsoleted due to age

# ? Jan 12, 2017 20:50

randomcommoner: Sep 6, 2006; it's a-me

You guys should partner with the Thermidor devs for a joint release

# ? Jan 12, 2017 21:28

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

i am unironically excited for this game and it's the only one i'm looking forward to besides sonic mania.

# ? Jan 12, 2017 23:31

Communist Thoughts: Jan 7, 2008; Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!

We're 4 years in and the first sprite sheet has been fully completed.

The promise has been made.

# ? Jan 13, 2017 05:17

GoodluckJonathan: Oct 31, 2003

no game, no game, you're the game

# ? Jan 13, 2017 12:56

Nanomashoes: Aug 18, 2012

Im thinking about them barks...

# ? Jan 13, 2017 14:42

Mad Wack: Mar 27, 2008; "The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

i have to admit the arg of barkley 2 is kinda long

# ? Jan 13, 2017 17:22

WarpDogs: May 1, 2009; I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.

remember that time they apologized for how terrible they are at keeping backers updated, promised more regular updates, poo poo out two of them and then never was heard from again

they got 2 posts into a 5-part series on gun's and couldn't even bother to finish. that was 8 months ago. i mean, what the gently caress, guys

Here's a weird fact: in the time since this Kickstarter went live, Frog Fractions was released, its sequel kickstarted, and then Frog Fractions 2 released

# ? Jan 15, 2017 03:37

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

No its ok because they're being bad at updating ironically

# ? Jan 15, 2017 03:40

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

Will you shits just calm your loving tits and wait. Barkley 2 is coming and it will be amazing.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 03:43

Pretty good: Apr 16, 2007

Node posted:

Will you shits just calm your loving tits and wait. Barkley 2 is coming and it will be amazing.

I'm looking forward to this game.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 04:08

Modus Pwnens: Dec 29, 2004

Node posted:

Will you shits just calm your loving tits and wait. Barkley 2 is coming and it will be amazing.

This but those updates were good and should keep happening.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 04:15

Davoren: Aug 14, 2003; The devil you say!

nothing more corporate attitude than taking the money and running

# ? Jan 15, 2017 04:50

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Davoren posted:

nothing more corporate attitude than taking the money and running

I thought they ran out of kickstarter money and are working on the game in their free time now

# ? Jan 15, 2017 04:54

WarpDogs: May 1, 2009; I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.

Improbable Lobster posted:

I thought they ran out of kickstarter money and are working on the game in their free time now

isn't it fun that we have to guess and theorize on this poo poo because they haven't told us anything

# ? Jan 15, 2017 05:02

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

SirPenguin posted:

isn't it fun that we have to guess and theorize on this poo poo because they haven't told us anything

I'm pretty sure that they did explicitly say that

# ? Jan 15, 2017 05:05

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Improbable Lobster posted:

I'm pretty sure that they did explicitly say that

they did

# ? Jan 15, 2017 05:08

Davoren: Aug 14, 2003; The devil you say!

yeah but then I couldn't make a corporate attitude joke

# ? Jan 15, 2017 05:09

WarpDogs: May 1, 2009; I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.

Yeah, fair enough, I was wrong on that. In my defense, it was basically a single throwaway sentence defending the fact they are releasing Pozzo in that one update

# ? Jan 15, 2017 05:14

Wezlar: May 13, 2005

true doom murderheads aren't known for being patient

# ? Jan 15, 2017 05:38

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

lol you got scammed out of 100,000+ USD and how dare you expect them to deliver.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 05:41

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

Chef B is living the Twinkie lifestyle.
mods knew

# ? Jan 15, 2017 05:55

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

They don't even read the thread, they've moved on with their lives. Great satire of the whole kickstarter thing.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 06:08

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

Well we all know release dates aren't fixed so they may have to push it back from 2023.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 06:44

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

2023 is only 6 years away btw. its totally within reason that its pushed back

# ? Jan 15, 2017 06:47

FunMerrania: Mar 3, 2013; Blast Processing

I like how they post updates here, on twitter, tumblr or twitch but drop nothing on the kickstarter. There's plenty of people there who assume the game died shortly after September 1st, 2016.

# ? Jan 15, 2017 07:42

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

FunMerrania posted:

I like how they post updates here, on twitter, tumblr or twitch but drop nothing on the kickstarter. There's plenty of people there who assume the game died shortly after September 1st, 2016.

Who would be getting info through Kickstarter but not also at one of those other places? Some kind of Kickstarter devotee that is otherwise phobic of social media? True Doom Murderheads just get information where we find it.

# ? Jan 16, 2017 20:50

DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

Railing Kill posted:

Who would be getting info through Kickstarter but not also at one of those other places? Some kind of Kickstarter devotee that is otherwise phobic of social media? True Doom Murderheads just get information where we find it.

Kickstarter sends you an email, those other three sites require more work to get an email summarizing Barkley 2. That's my excuse :shobon:

# ? Jan 16, 2017 21:11

Fuschia tude: Dec 26, 2004; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

FunMerrania posted:

I like how they post updates here

They do?

Or do you mean Frankie, I'm not sure he's an official member of ToG

# ? Jan 16, 2017 22:10

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

I'm an official member of TOG and I'm here to tell you that the game is progressing smoothly. Here is a gameplay video of the latest build:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiNbl2hZIsw

# ? Jan 16, 2017 22:21

kikkelivelho: Aug 27, 2015

isn't Frankies self-inflicted gun's purgatory almost over anyway? Maybe he can sell the sprites when he's done

# ? Jan 16, 2017 22:29

Modus Pwnens: Dec 29, 2004

Railing Kill posted:

Who would be getting info through Kickstarter but not also at one of those other places? Some kind of Kickstarter devotee that is otherwise phobic of social media? True Doom Murderheads just get information where we find it.

I'm already checking Kickstarter for my other failed pledges. It's nice to have all the disappointment in one convenient place.

# ? Jan 17, 2017 03:28

BUTTERWORBS: Oct 16, 2002

FunMerrania posted:

I like how they post updates here, on twitter, tumblr or twitch but drop nothing on the kickstarter. There's plenty of people there who assume the game died shortly after September 1st, 2016.

yeah, all the updates flying around, its getting overwhelming. i feel bad for those left out on the kickstarter page, the ones who cant see all the updates about this game's progress

# ? Jan 17, 2017 03:59

Khorne: May 1, 2002

BUTTERWORBS posted:

yeah, all the updates flying around, its getting overwhelming. i feel bad for those left out on the kickstarter page, the ones who cant see all the updates about this game's progress

I can't see the kickstarter page because I donated through paypal. And they never email me. In fact, when the game comes out I question whether I'll get the key I pledged for or not.

# ? Jan 17, 2017 09:42

Philip Rivers: Mar 15, 2010

My brother got me a preorder of this game as a Christmas present and he must be really sad that he gave the most disappointing gift of all time

# ? Jan 17, 2017 09:51

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

Philip Rivers posted:

My brother got me a preorder of this game as a Christmas present and he must be really sad that he gave the most disappointing gift of all time

You'll be thanking your brother and owing Tales of Game's an apology for your attitude.

# ? Jan 17, 2017 10:00

oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

love barkley. but i repeat myself

# ? Jan 17, 2017 14:44

SqueePower: May 25, 2006; tube; Soiled Meat

Khorne posted:

In fact, when the game comes out I question whether I'll get the key I pledged for or not.

I doubt you'll have to worry about that since the game will not come out.

code:

BARKLEY                                                                BARKLEY
IS                                                                >    IS NOT
REAL                                                                   REAL

# ? Jan 17, 2017 14:57

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# ? May 28, 2024 18:55

100 HOGS AGREE: Oct 13, 2007; Grimey Drawer

SqueePower posted:

code:

     BARKLEY                                                           BARKLEY
>    IS                                                                IS NOT
     REAL                                                              REAL

# ? Jan 17, 2017 16:00

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