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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Probably more dogs in circuses than lions and tigers.

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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

I'd love to reply to this in someone's feed with a picture of a lamprey with the same caption.

BUT, THE LAMPREY DOESN'T PERFORM IN CIRCUS

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

the genital crab does not perform in the circus

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

flick my Mr. Bean posted:

the genital crab does not perform in the circus

You think they'd be naturals what with flea circuses being such a big thing.

Jellymouth
Jul 9, 2009
Fun Shoe

Still doesn't justify Flubber.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
folow ur dreamz....


https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/819336429301997568

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Hahaha nice

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
she dresses like an 8th grader in 2002

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Anderron Shi posted:

she dresses like an 8th grader in 2002

whoa what's my math teacher doing outside of the high school? I thought she lived there.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Anderron Shi posted:

she dresses like an 8th grader in 2002

DREAD
X
'SALADA'

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Pvt.Scott posted:

Is Hugh Macleod a noted imbecile, or is that just a bad quote?


E:

He runs something called Gaping Void and here's his bio:

hugh-outside-bw2
Hugh MacLeod
Co-Founder and Artistic Director

So, noted imbecile

gaping void sounds like something an incel would call a vagina

also i want to make a website called the vaping goid

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating


Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I am too honest and I end up making people upset, usually when we're drinking

Welp thats my honesty story.


https://twitter.com/BellJarred/status/819558039162355712

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Such a lonely word

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good

No, it stands for First Encounter Assault Recon.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

klapman posted:

No, it stands for First Encounter Assault Recon.

I've always loved that acronym because it's such bullshit nonsense. Those are three completely separate roles that would need three different teams with exclusive skill sets and equipment load outs , not some generic mooks in body armor shooting at ghosts or aliens or whatever.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
BRANDS ON SOCIAL MEDIA ALERT

https://twitter.com/stevezaragoza/status/819651085547630592

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
When life gives you lemons...

...make breast cancer?

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

what's with the bidet thing anyway? someone goony guy on my FB posted their review of one. are these things popular for neckbeards?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Inadequate Areolas posted:

what's with the bidet thing anyway? someone goony guy on my FB posted their review of one. are these things popular for neckbeards?

it shoots water into your bumhole to make it clean

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Leroy Dennui posted:

When life gives you lemons...

...make breast cancer?

Why are those lemons in an egg carton?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Tricky D posted:

Why are those lemons in an egg carton?

Look at this virgin who's never seen a bra before

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I thought bidets were for cleaning beef curtains, and the bunghole cleaner has a different name.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

FedEx Mercury posted:

I thought bidets were for cleaning beef curtains, and the bunghole cleaner has a different name.

Yeah it's called FedEx Mercury.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/LascelIes/status/812318577625800704

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
sue jackson is definitely a goon

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Well, apparently countries that use them call the butthole bidets something else, but I've only heard the butthole ones called bidets in America, so that is obviously the correct usage. :911:

A warm water spritzer on your butt sounds way better that goin mudding with some wood pulp and fingers.

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
he was just awarded the presidential medal of freedom have some respect, haters

Faded Mars
Jul 1, 2004

It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga.
Posted by a dumbass who won't let anyone on his friends list forget that he was in the Canadian Army Reserve (where he did nothing) for a couple years back in the mid-80s.



e: or does this belong in the stolen valor thread?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

this seems funny but god drat how the gently caress do you read twitter posts like this

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

Leroy Dennui posted:

When life gives you lemons...

...make breast cancer?

i have all of these and i'm not even a lady : /

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

The acrobat and strongman may be more athletic but the goon doesn't perform in the circus

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

garfield hentai posted:

i have all of these and i'm not even a lady : /

Men can get breast cancer too. :science:

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Inadequate Areolas posted:

what's with the bidet thing anyway? someone goony guy on my FB posted their review of one. are these things popular for neckbeards?

They're popular with anyone who's ever used one, but only neckbeards post about them

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
That's why I secluded myself from ppl. Just been sittin around doin tattoos on myself past few days

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Angelwolf posted:

That's why I secluded myself from ppl. Just been sittin around doin tattoos on myself past few days

same

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Faded Mars posted:

Posted by a dumbass who won't let anyone on his friends list forget that he was in the Canadian Army Reserve (where he did nothing) for a couple years back in the mid-80s.



e: or does this belong in the stolen valor thread?

The medal of freedom is not a military award, it's for civil contribution to the country. Whether or not you believe old Joe deserves it, he is in the right ballpark for getting one.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

The Management posted:

The medal of freedom is not a military award, it's for civil contribution to the country. Whether or not you believe old Joe deserves it, he is in the right ballpark for getting one.

People just like to bitch. Subject is secondary. Relevance isn't even in the top ten.

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Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
The medal of freedom is bullshit award anyway. Think about it. How many non-bullshit things have the word 'freedom' in the title?

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