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sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Why isn't this built into the dumb system for free so everyone can forget it existed?

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Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Finally, the jack off game.

SD87
Jun 7, 2011
Im the black man who has never seen a jalapeno

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

katkillad2 posted:

No seriously why are there no pro controller pre-orders anywhere?

I remember having a hard time trying to find one when Wii U launched, I expect the same here.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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s.i.r.e. posted:

Why isn't this built into the dumb system for free so everyone can forget it existed?

They should have packed it in like wii sports.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Welp, hi I'm here I cast away my Wii U for a cool $150 off the horrible Canadian cost of the Switch and am now waiting patiently for my imminent BotW death.

Is Puyo Puyo Tetris gonna be available at launch or...?

Strange Matter
Oct 6, 2009

Ask me about Genocide
Why are all these games wild west themed.

I'm so confused.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

jeff gerstmann lookalike is really into cow milking

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Wonderful, let's jerk off some cows.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
Amazon.ca finally has the Switch available for pre-order. Only the Neon coloured one right now though: https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B01MUAGZ49...o%2Bswitch&th=1

jarbv
Jul 10, 2004

Strange Matter posted:

Why are all these games wild west themed.

I'm so confused.

wild west boxing

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Strange Matter posted:

Why are all these games wild west themed.

I'm so confused.

Westworld was really popular

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Policenaut posted:

Welp, hi I'm here I cast away my Wii U for a cool $150 off the horrible Canadian cost of the Switch and am now waiting patiently for my imminent BotW death.

Is Puyo Puyo Tetris gonna be available at launch or...?

Gamestop says May 2nd.

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer

Ometeotl posted:

I wasn't paying attention but one of my friends is saying the Treehouse guy said that 1 2 Switch comes with the system?

It does not. It's $50 USD.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


This is incredible.

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

CubsWoo posted:

Gamestop says May 2nd.

Dang, well alright I guess I can chill with BotW and Bomberman until then. Thanks!

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

i think this game might actually devalue the switch if it were packed in

orphean
Apr 27, 2007

beep boop bitches
my monads are fully functional
No words now, only dreams.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Inzombiac posted:



gently caress yeah. Bonus Ms. Marvel. I'm so fuggen excited.



Our poo poo is super expensive and Amazon isn't even telling me I'll have it date one :canada:

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!
I know this thread is moving at a blistering pace. Has anything been said about digital downloads on the eShop, if they'll transfer over to Switch?

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



This is sad.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



The Merkinman posted:

I know this thread is moving at a blistering pace. Has anything been said about digital downloads on the eShop, if they'll transfer over to Switch?

They haven't said poo poo.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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The Merkinman posted:

I know this thread is moving at a blistering pace. Has anything been said about digital downloads on the eShop, if they'll transfer over to Switch?

They couldn't even get wii->wii u transfers right AND charged a fee. What do you think they'll do?

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with

Grimey Drawer

The Merkinman posted:

I know this thread is moving at a blistering pace. Has anything been said about digital downloads on the eShop, if they'll transfer over to Switch?

Nothing has been said, which means that the answer is almost certainly 'no'.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Policenaut posted:

Welp, hi I'm here I cast away my Wii U for a cool $150 off the horrible Canadian cost of the Switch and am now waiting patiently for my imminent BotW death.

Is Puyo Puyo Tetris gonna be available at launch or...?

Yeah.

In Japan.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
They should have charged you an extra $50 to exclude this game from pack-in.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
this looks like loving TRASH

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

What a garbo looking game.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
That milking game was surreal

Looper
Mar 1, 2012
Try to imagine you're a casual, a normie

does this look any more appealing

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

when people say they want Nintendo to go third party this is the kind of poo poo that they'd make and put on Steam Greenlight

Strange Matter
Oct 6, 2009

Ask me about Genocide
Yeah I take it back about wanting to play 1,2, Switch if it was a pack-in. This is idiotic.

orphean
Apr 27, 2007

beep boop bitches
my monads are fully functional
The lady is only a couple belt buckles and zippers away from being a final fantasy background town npc.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Zoran posted:

That milking game was surreal

Most NIntendo fans should have the milking game down pat

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

This makes Wii Play look like a masterpiece.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Martytoof posted:



Our poo poo is super expensive and Amazon isn't even telling me I'll have it date one :canada:

amazon never says you'll have it day 1 for anything but if you're doing prime + priority you will for sure

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Bombadilillo posted:

No, why u mad?

I am not mad, I am going to enjoy my two Nintendo Switch systems

WaitsUp
Sep 19, 2005
I used to be a deli sandwich
You guys underestimate how much kids love stupidness like this. My five year old nephew would play this every day.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Someone find the three people who are high up at Nintendo who think these games are good ideas and make them apologize

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Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Jimmy Hats posted:

amazon never says you'll have it day 1 for anything but if you're doing prime + priority you will for sure

I didn't even get a shipping option with Prime, it just said release day shipping

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