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Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/819571279149891584

Here's a man who knows warrior ethos

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Looks like hes holding in a wicked poo poo.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

priznat posted:

So all along the solution to procurement issues was to yell like a spoiled child? God drat it!!

It seriously is. We don't, as a government, put enough pressure on military procurement to lower costs. There is no reason to. The major manufacturers have been charging way more than they should just because they can.

You have to put pressure on them to get them to do this and if trump can effect someones stock over twitter there is some very good pressure.

Now we should have a better way but welp.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

As we lay dying from starvation in a wrecked climate and the canned sunshine wraps me in it's loving embrace, this picture will warm my heart.

I don't know if a diarrhea elemental has a soul to hurt, but I hope his is wracked with the pain of having gone from "you insult my wife, you cross a line!" to "yeah hi, my name is Reek and I'm phone banking for Trump". If he gets the Christie treatment I will die with a smile on my face.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners
but does he have the right ram? damnit man, we need answers.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Suicide Watch posted:

The Trump campaign released their inauguration performers, classic choice of C-list had-beens

3 Doors Down is playing.

If I go crazy will you still call me Orange Man?
/ My face swells with rage/ when you point out my tiny hands/ Stay by my side while my Slovenian wife/ pees on me tonight.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
If 3 Doors Down ends their set with a cover of REM's End of the World I will forgive them.

edit: I realized I never really knew the actual lyrics to it until know, even more fitting.

quote:

Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
Look at that low plane, fine, then
Uh oh, overflow, population, common group
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched

M_Gargantua fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Jan 13, 2017

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
If Donald Trump decides to attack John loving Lewis, some poo poo's gonna go down.

https://twitter.com/DylanByers/status/819993132112572416

Transcript: https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/819994831883800576

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Jan 13, 2017

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Prop Wash posted:

I too think it's entirely plausible that Lockheed could "significantly lower" the cost of its aircraft at the same time as they add "thousands and thousands of jobs" across their supply chain, which stretches across 45 states for Reasons
Paging David Farenthold, to the white courtesy telephone please.

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band

I'll add that to the towering stack of Lock-Mart press releases saying that they are going to reduce costs on the F-35. It's right next to the stack about the F-22.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

If Donald Trump decides to attack John loving Lewis, some poo poo's gonna go down.

https://twitter.com/DylanByers/status/819993132112572416

Transcript: https://twitter.com/mmurraypolitics/status/819994831883800576

I think this line of thinking, at least in public, really doesn't help regardless as to whether or not it's true. If it's cast as a partisan issue, then it only lends credibility to Trump's assertions that investigating the hacking is an attempt to undermine him by the Democrats and will make it harder to convince the McCains and Rubios of the world to vote in support of establishing a select committee to investigate it.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

psydude posted:

I think this line of thinking, at least in public, really doesn't help regardless as to whether or not it's true. If it's cast as a partisan issue, then it only lends credibility to Trump's assertions that investigating the hacking is an attempt to undermine him by the Democrats and will make it harder to convince the McCains and Rubios of the world to vote in support of establishing a select committee to investigate it.

If the Republicans could get rid of Trump without drowning in a flood of rascal scooters and MAGA hats, they absolutely would. Exposing Trump's scandals to sunlight might do that, but there's no guarantee on what damage Trump will do on his way out.

The Democrats are going to politically grandstand because that's all they have left at this point given how utterly hosed their party is.

It all comes down to the Republicans in Congress and whether they see Trump as a liability or an asset. They have the potential to enact a pretty much permanent majority in the US if they try hard enough, but Trump as the figurehead might be too unstable for their comfort level as he gleefully starts trade disputes and international incidents with 3 AM tweets. Pence would be infinitely superior to the Republican establishment because he won't do half the stupid poo poo Trump will, but Pence is only a step or two above Ted Cruz in terms of charisma, so he wouldn't be able to sell bullshit to the US like Trump can.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Also it makes me sad that Biden getting the medal of freedom is going to be cheapened by our favourite retard showering them on anyone who says nice things about him

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
RIP ACA.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

They've put everything in place to repeal it, they just need to...actually repeal it.

Which I imagine will be a convoluted affair that puts all the blame on the Democrats because lol this is how things work now.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

RIP working class voters that elected Trump while completely oblivious to how it would negatively impact them and their lives

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Remember that they're only repealing Obamacare (bad) and not the ACA (good).

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Just heard an ad for healthcare.gov lol

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Somehow all these people that can't get insurance now are going to be able to magically get it after Obamacare goes away.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





My head is still spinning trying to understand how all this is happening in TYOOL 2017. I thought humanity was better than this.

We are never going to have a moon base because we are going to die on this loving rock.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
worldisafuck.jpg

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/819898970352877572?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

oh please please please please please please

I have never wanted anything more in my life.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

bird food bathtub posted:

Come on now this is the military procurement apparatus. Lowering one number to advertise it to the public and then taking 20% more in a different column on the same project is child's play for them, Trump just wants the applause for being a Bigly Manly Alpha Businessman Winner Deal Maker.

I wasn't really questioning that military procurement numbers haven't been exaggerated, what blows my mind is that a Twitter shitpost was the go-to "solution" all along.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Proud Christian Mom posted:

Somehow all these people that can't get insurance now are going to be able to magically get it after Obamacare goes away.

Flashback friday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-usmvYOPfco&t=56s

Shalhavet
Dec 10, 2010

This post is terrible
Doctor Rope
Giuliani's site is gone and the registrar froze the domain. My money is on attempted domain hijack and hosed it up.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Two Finger posted:

My head is still spinning trying to understand how all this is happening in TYOOL 2017. I thought humanity was better than this.

We are never going to have a moon base because we are going to die on this loving rock.

You think that despite being here since :regd07: ?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Two Finger posted:

I thought humanity was better than this.

I don't think you're a stupid guy, but this is a stupid thought.

redneck nazgul posted:

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/819898970352877572?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

oh please please please please please please

I have never wanted anything more in my life.

I would buy that penthouse even though porno mags have been irrelevant since I was 15.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

redneck nazgul posted:

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/819898970352877572?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

oh please please please please please please

I have never wanted anything more in my life.

One part of me says 'nah, they won't actually have a video of Trump getting pissed on by hookers.'

Another part of me want to check into a hotel and watch it live on CNN when they release it while getting poo poo faced.

Edit: I meant 'poo poo faced' as in 'drunk'.

BigDave fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Jan 13, 2017

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


redneck nazgul posted:

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/819898970352877572?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

oh please please please please please please

I have never wanted anything more in my life.

:sad:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Porno mags coming back like vinyl has would be funny.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



You see analog tits are...

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

TBeats posted:

I don't think you're a stupid guy, but this is a stupid thought.


I would buy that penthouse even though porno mags have been irrelevant since I was 15.

If they published a print version with stills from the video in it I would gladly give them my money just to have a copy of it. I would treasure it for the rest of my life.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Yes while we wait for the video can we digress onto tit fidelity.

Where is Gawker when you need a website to release a shameful video.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Some good news in another day of poo poo though.

https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/820011077048090624

Chaos should be confirmed easily, as th waiver vote was actually harder to clear than the confirmation vote.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Nah, Penthouse has just received 3 claims to their Twitter bounty saying they'd give $1 million for the video. No actual video yet though.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I followed up on that tweet a little. Penthouse apparently has three offers on the $1 million reward for a Trump tape. I have a feeling it's three dudes trying to swindle Penthouse.

http://www.ibtimes.com/donald-trump...dium=most_read4

e:fb

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

From the comments:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





TBeats posted:

I don't think you're a stupid guy, but this is a stupid thought.

look in spite of all the evidence to the contrary on some level i still have some kind of hope and faith in humanity

then reality is like hahahahaha :milk:

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FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.
I'm willing to give him the chappelle standards of evidence on pee pee vid: two forms of Id and his granny there cheering him on

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